Malcolm
@themalcolmtent.bsky.social
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Emotionally, spiritually, ethically three raccoons in an overcoat (he/him) Senior level designer @ Full Circle, opinions my own (especially the bad ones). Ex BioWare, BBI, Coalition, Rockstar, Radical, and more
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Also kind of amused that "knock-off 360 controller" still seems to be the gold standard for wired controllers
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I finally had to replace the wired XBox 360 controller I've been using with my PC and on the one hand it's like seeing the world through freshly cleaned glasses but on the other hand it's impressive that thing last almost twenty years - even if it had more drift than a Fast and Furious movie
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They won on a broken bat and a wild error by the Phillies. Seriously funny (since it happened to someone else)
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I'm down! More Shakespeare is always good xD
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Okay but that was an objectively hilarious way for that series to end
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I'm jelly that sounds awesome xD
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That's amazing. Do they take the dog with them?

I played Proteus in high school and I always thought it was weird that he got the girl at the end
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I'm sorry the WHAT ENDING 😅
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Sorry for the necropost but I just wanted to say yes absolutely and also did you get to see their Much Ado this year? I loved it, and the additional scenes for Hero were 🔥 imo
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John Carpenter's Carpenter's Son
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Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter’s Bram Stoker's Dracula
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Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter’s Cars
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I mean not everyone who has procrastinated a paper has the spicy brain, but if it's a major pattern in life that's uhhh that's sign 😅
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I'm gonna need everyone who is reposting this with stories of last minute panic writing whole papers, books, etc, to go book an ADHD assessment. Assuming you're aren't already diagnosed.

Because, like, game recognizes game okay?
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I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
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It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes
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"I'm Chris Pratt" worst possible way to start a trailer, I'm already a no
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Yeah that'd be horrific
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The Dodgers might have something to say about that :P
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It's fine we're all fine here how are you :D
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hahahahahahahaha get rekt Yankees nobody likes you
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Okay okay okay Leafs didn't fuck it up now please follow suit Jays please
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We're all normal here 😅
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I don't think I can trust anyone who only has 2-3 tabs open at once. 30+ is a normal number, 2-3 is sus
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How many browsing tabs do you typically have open?*

1: 6%
2-5: 54%
6-10: 14%
11-20: 8%
21-30: 2%
More than 30: 3%

*across all windows, on desktop/laptop

yougov.co.uk/topics/techn...
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watch for the autosave icon
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