David
@therealdavid.bsky.social
The REAL David. Don't be fooled by the fakes
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Are there gremlins living in your house? Are they in the walls? In the attic? Are they living UNDER YOUR COUCH?? Call 1-800-GOT-GREMLINS
February 13, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Are there gremlins living in your house? Are they in the walls? In the attic? Are they living UNDER YOUR COUCH?? Call 1-800-GOT-GREMLINS
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I like pointing at wretched little huts next to railways and pump station buildings and saying "that's my house"
February 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I like pointing at wretched little huts next to railways and pump station buildings and saying "that's my house"
If you are in an interview and the interviewer asks you "how fleet of foot are you?" What is the appropriate response
February 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
If you are in an interview and the interviewer asks you "how fleet of foot are you?" What is the appropriate response
We don't have to live like this. Just a reminder!
Experts warn the expiration of a long-standing nuclear arms control treaty between the two superpowers could mark the start of a new nuclear rivalry. n.pr/4qZGDHJ
For the first time in decades, the U.S. and Russia have no limits on nuclear weapons
Experts warn the expiration of a long-standing nuclear arms control treaty between the two superpowers could mark the start of a new nuclear rivalry.
n.pr
February 6, 2026 at 4:36 AM
We don't have to live like this. Just a reminder!
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One of my cats finished bothering me and walked out of the room at the same moment as the other one walked in. They're working shifts. I swear I saw them nod when they passed each other
January 29, 2026 at 4:07 AM
One of my cats finished bothering me and walked out of the room at the same moment as the other one walked in. They're working shifts. I swear I saw them nod when they passed each other
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as an adult
January 28, 2026 at 5:03 PM
as an adult
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Vegetables in my garden get their nutrients from the sun and the soil. But they take a long time to grow. It would be much more efficient if I just laid down in the sun and ate the soil.
January 18, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Vegetables in my garden get their nutrients from the sun and the soil. But they take a long time to grow. It would be much more efficient if I just laid down in the sun and ate the soil.
This is so embarrassing. I don't think I can imagine anything more cringe than this. The cringe president.
Trump: “It was my Great Honor to meet María Corina Machado, of Venezuela, today. She is a wonderful woman who has been through so much. María presented me with her Nobel Peace Prize for the work I have done. Such a wonderful gesture of mutual respect. Thank you María!”
January 16, 2026 at 5:35 PM
This is so embarrassing. I don't think I can imagine anything more cringe than this. The cringe president.
My cat just scratched me and I am calling the police
January 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
My cat just scratched me and I am calling the police
January 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Just gonna keep tapping the sign*
*𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
*𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
October 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Just gonna keep tapping the sign*
*𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
*𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
We need to be able to fold phones 4 times by the end of the year. 6 times by the end of 2027. 12 times by the end of 2028. This is important.
The Verge’s senior smart phone reviewer, @allisonjo1.bsky.social, finally got hands-on with the Samsung Z Trifold. Turns out another hinge is a really big deal.
January 6, 2026 at 4:33 AM
We need to be able to fold phones 4 times by the end of the year. 6 times by the end of 2027. 12 times by the end of 2028. This is important.
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
"The peace president." Every trump voter has been owned, and they are all suckers. But they'd rather die than admit it!
January 4, 2026 at 4:16 AM
"The peace president." Every trump voter has been owned, and they are all suckers. But they'd rather die than admit it!
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One of my furthest beliefs is that the next democratic administration needs to hire half a million IRS agents. 70,000 was far too few.
Income tax is corruption is so cool, I hope all the right wingers with clearance just refuse to pay it.
very apolitical military
December 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
One of my furthest beliefs is that the next democratic administration needs to hire half a million IRS agents. 70,000 was far too few.
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Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating 'Fuck You' Call
December 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating 'Fuck You' Call
Germs can actually jump 1 or 2 centimeters, depending on the type of germ.
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Germs can actually jump 1 or 2 centimeters, depending on the type of germ.
Latest harvest from my garden! Really thought it would be done by now but its been so warm it's still going strong.
#gardening
#AZgardening
#gardening
#AZgardening
December 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Latest harvest from my garden! Really thought it would be done by now but its been so warm it's still going strong.
#gardening
#AZgardening
#gardening
#AZgardening
I would share my Spotify wrapped, but it's literally just one song 😆
I listened to the Kars 4 Kids jingle 575,000 times this year.
I listened to the Kars 4 Kids jingle 575,000 times this year.
December 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I would share my Spotify wrapped, but it's literally just one song 😆
I listened to the Kars 4 Kids jingle 575,000 times this year.
I listened to the Kars 4 Kids jingle 575,000 times this year.
Harboring a secret suspicion that the sun is out to kill me and only me.
December 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Harboring a secret suspicion that the sun is out to kill me and only me.
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Donald Trump reminds the entire world he has no idea what 6G means
www.theverge.com/policy/84208...
www.theverge.com/policy/84208...
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Donald Trump reminds the entire world he has no idea what 6G means
www.theverge.com/policy/84208...
www.theverge.com/policy/84208...
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Sitting 0.0001cm away from the TV watching my favorite pixel. I'm not interested in any of the other ones
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Sitting 0.0001cm away from the TV watching my favorite pixel. I'm not interested in any of the other ones