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The REAL David. Don't be fooled by the fakes
Probably the last harvest of the season. Also do petunias ever die??
#gardening
#AZgardening
January 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Just gonna keep tapping the sign*

*𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
October 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
We need to be able to fold phones 4 times by the end of the year. 6 times by the end of 2027. 12 times by the end of 2028. This is important.
The Verge’s senior smart phone reviewer, @allisonjo1.bsky.social, finally got hands-on with the Samsung Z Trifold. Turns out another hinge is a really big deal.
January 6, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
"The peace president." Every trump voter has been owned, and they are all suckers. But they'd rather die than admit it!
January 4, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating 'Fuck You' Call
December 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Germs can actually jump 1 or 2 centimeters, depending on the type of germ.
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Latest harvest from my garden! Really thought it would be done by now but its been so warm it's still going strong.
#gardening
#AZgardening
December 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I would share my Spotify wrapped, but it's literally just one song 😆

I listened to the Kars 4 Kids jingle 575,000 times this year.
December 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Harboring a secret suspicion that the sun is out to kill me and only me.
December 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Donald Trump reminds the entire world he has no idea what 6G means
www.theverge.com/policy/84208...
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Sitting 0.0001cm away from the TV watching my favorite pixel. I'm not interested in any of the other ones
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
If you have not stored all of your nuts for winter yet I recommend you prioritize nut storing now.
December 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.

So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Before reaction videos, no one knew how to react to anything. Something would happen and everyone would just nervously look around at each other.
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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This year's must-have gift is a bathtub on wheels that you can drive around the house like a car
December 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.

Run on *that*
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
You should never have more or less than ten batteries in your house that can explode and burn your house down. Ten is the correct number.
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from this turkey at the zoo
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM