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JLaw, not Trisolaran

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JLaw, not Trisolaran @thesamedevice.bsky.social · Jan 26

FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME, STOP USING THE FUCKING R WORD. YOU ARE NOT IN EIGHTH GRADE IN 1995, AND YOU *ARE* AN ABLEIST SHIT.

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 6h

jamiroquai was right. the future is made with virtual insanity. how did they know

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JLaw, not Trisolaran @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 6h

dude has a Nazi tattoo and surrounds himself with people who did not object to it

do better

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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 6h

Me: mills supported trans ppl; that should be at least a point in her favor.

too many ppl: supporting trans ppl loses votes; what's with you and purity politics about nazi tattoos?

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JLaw, not Trisolaran @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 6h

I mean I paid attention in fucking 6th grade Hebrew school, and most kids do get some kind of minimal Holocaust education, and everyone's seen an Indiana Jones movie, and etc etc etc

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JLaw, not Trisolaran @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 9h

I would personally like to see the effects of the Shimmer on the whole cabinet. Could be horrors, could be human trees.

probably the horrors though

JLaw, not Trisolaran @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 9h

please let me know what you think people are being unreasonable about vis a vis purity. Be clear.

JLaw, not Trisolaran @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 9h

this is Curtis Sliwa, who has never not been hyperbolic. He's a Weird Crank. Has been for decades. I just appreciate that he's saying genuinely funny hater shit publicly.

JLaw, not Trisolaran @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 9h

give him a special float that says Fuck Cuomo on it. He can ride it every year, along with a flotilla of bereted cats

JLaw, not Trisolaran @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 11h

he knows what he said

JLaw, not Trisolaran @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 11h

I appreciate this man's two principles:

1) more cats please

2) kick Andrew Cuomo in the dick until it's a fine paste

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Micah @rincewind.run · 12h

I love that Cuomo’s attempts to get Sliwa to drop out have turned this race into an escalating series of histrionic statements from world class hater Sliwa about how much Cuomo sucks

Mamdani is going to get 55-60% of the vote and the fallout is going to be tremendous entertainment

Politico @politico.com · 12h

Curtis Sliwa says he would rather be fatally tortured than drop out of the NYC mayoral race and work for Andrew Cuomo.

Give me candidacy or give me death: GOP nominee holds firm in NYC mayoral race

Curtis Sliwa said he would rather be fatally tortured than drop out and work for one of his rivals.

www.politico.com

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 11h

Everyone who carefully constructed obfuscations in politics over the last hundred years must feel like a real dummy. Actually you can call it The Department of Murder. You can post a video of yourself dumping diarrhea on the public. You can go on TV and say "I am stealing from you lol"

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Brady! 🏳️‍⚧️ @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 13h

when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”

when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:

NYT Magazine headline “‘I'm on Fire': Testosterone Is Giving Women Back Their Sex Drive - and Then Some
There is no F.D.A.-approved testosterone product for women. Insurance won't cover it. Many doctors won't prescribe it. It's become a cultural phenomenon.”

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JLaw, not Trisolaran @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 13h

you have over a year to not support a guy who had a Nazi tattoo and kept company with a lot of people who didn't say anything about the Nazi tattoo

your call

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13h

I guess I just don't understand like... if you don't consider being a nazi or transphobe dealbreakers in an elected official then what do you actually stand for

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 13h

A comic by me. In panel 1: a politician - clean-cut white guy, tie, goatee, microphone in hand, speaking at a rally - says: "By now, I’m sure many of you have seen the news about my back tattoo". We see he has a back tattoo that just says ADOLF HITLER.

Panel 2: Our politician continues his speech. The crowd in the background is cheering and waving flags. "What the media won’t tell you is that I was planning on adding the words “Is Bad” at the bottom. But like many Americans forced to buy tattoos in installments, I had to deal with the realities of the economy under this administration"

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JLaw, not Trisolaran @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 15h

Dammit. Knowledge for next time.

JLaw, not Trisolaran @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 17h

I would hope and assume so, but that's in YEARS

JLaw, not Trisolaran @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 17h

Kenyatta >>>

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JLaw, not Trisolaran @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 17h

I suspect Giselle isn't talking to him anymore. That's the vibe I've gotten from a lot of recent reading.

JLaw, not Trisolaran @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 17h

angel hair is somehow always soggy, even if you let it sit for like 4 hours

what the fuck is that shit

JLaw, not Trisolaran @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 17h

but it's banging with pesto!

JLaw, not Trisolaran @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 17h

all my homies fucking hate angel hair

actioncookBOOk @actioncookbook.com · 20h

a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.

instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape

JLaw, not Trisolaran @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 18h

It also speaks to the company dude keeps that nobody ELSE said a fucking word to him about it.

JLaw, not Trisolaran @thesamedevice.bsky.social · 18h

I have been alive since before Reagan's reelection. Can you remind me when there weren't fucking ghouls running that party?