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The Skinny Menace
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The Skinny Menace @theskinnymenace.bsky.social · Jan 11
I do not exist in this world to only be comfortable.

I exist in this world because of a series of miraculous accidents and implausibility on a truly cosmic scale.

I wont sabotage something I feel passionate about because it may be uncomfortable.
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Queer Satanic @queersatanic.bsky.social · 28d
Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play

go fuckin Huskies

Nazi UW students fuck off
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 27d
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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HBO Max | Feedback
help.hbomax.com
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The Skinny Menace @theskinnymenace.bsky.social · Sep 16
It's a blank spot in my reality
Someone gone
That should not be
but is

When I find them I hold them close.
I have a little jar in my brain where they go
a lil tag
The Pieces I Saved of You
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The Skinny Menace @theskinnymenace.bsky.social · Sep 16
I don't believe in ghosts.
The departed don't remain
but pieces do

When you say half a joke and wait

That silence

forever hung in the air
for a punchline
that was theirs

That's a piece
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · Sep 13
Headline: 'Tyler, is this you?': Suspect's father reportedly recognized him police photos Are ya winning, son? meme but he's asking Did ya kill him, son?
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The Skinny Menace @theskinnymenace.bsky.social · Sep 12
Hell yeah
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Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · Sep 2
PRETTY WOMAN & TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES went head to head at the box office in March of 1990 and even had newspaper promo ads referencing each other.
Ad for PRETTY WOMAN featuring Julia Roberts and Richard Gere, standing on top of a sewer manhole with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles underneath. Ad for TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES featuring April O’Neil, and Michelangelo posed in a style similar to the PRETTY WOMAN poster.
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The Skinny Menace @theskinnymenace.bsky.social · Jul 25
I had a dream where I had a regional delicacy,

It's called A Santas shit

its a reindeer sausage with a buncha cookies jammed in it.
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The Skinny Menace @theskinnymenace.bsky.social · Jul 14
I broke my "eating a hot dog every day" streak. It was 10 days. I think I can do better. Is there an all beef hot dog procurement facility that could sponsor me?

This isnt about quantity, it's about duration.
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The Skinny Menace @theskinnymenace.bsky.social · Jul 9
i got that dog in me

(2 nathans hot dogs with cream cheese and deli mustard)
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The Skinny Menace @theskinnymenace.bsky.social · Jul 2
Happy Birthday Bret Hart!
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The Skinny Menace @theskinnymenace.bsky.social · Jul 1
A lil perspective
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The Skinny Menace @theskinnymenace.bsky.social · Jul 1
youtu.be/8PVal8Fy7CM?...
My Name is John Daker - BEST VERSION w/ SUBTITLES
YouTube video by Justin Kintzel
youtu.be
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The Skinny Menace @theskinnymenace.bsky.social · Jul 1
My hand at a person

It's John Daker. He can sing, but maybe he shouldn't
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The Skinny Menace @theskinnymenace.bsky.social · Jul 1
My aunt sent me some paper for arts.
A shrugging skeleton with the words Not Today above his head and the word Doofus below
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The Skinny Menace @theskinnymenace.bsky.social · Jun 30
Ep 1: The Start
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbsX...
Extra Homework 1. Nova and Josh chat about assorted things
YouTube video by TheSkinnyMenace
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The Skinny Menace @theskinnymenace.bsky.social · Jun 30
Ep 2 The Second one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_8o...
Extra Homework ep 2
YouTube video by TheSkinnyMenace
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The Skinny Menace @theskinnymenace.bsky.social · Jun 30
I make a tiny talk show with my kiddo its #ExtraHomework!
inspired by @paulscheer.com @robhuebel.bsky.social from #TheDarkWeb

Ep 3 Its kind of about food
youtu.be/OXougqeqZFo?...
Extra Homework Ep 3
YouTube video by TheSkinnyMenace
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · Jun 28
WARNING! DO NOT buy the AutoZone fleshlight. It's TERRIBLE. I would NOT recommend.
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The Skinny Menace @theskinnymenace.bsky.social · Jun 25
Chemtrails are just government strength Febreze
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The Skinny Menace @theskinnymenace.bsky.social · Jun 25
Happy Birthday Lisa

(its also MY birthday today, fuck you MJ you dead idiot)
sophianyx.bsky.social Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · Jun 25
Without saying Thriller, fav Michael Jackson Song?
michael jackson in a white and black jacket, white covered in black straps. long curly black hair. big gold belt, grabbing crotch. hot. "We are behaving like people without compassion and love for the most vulnerable section of society. The children of the universe are without a spokesperson, they are voiceless...We are all touched by the atrocities committed against children: sexual, physical abuse, child slave labor, educational neglect. We feel ashamed. Angry. Appalled. But there is no action...No action."
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The Skinny Menace @theskinnymenace.bsky.social · Jun 25
Keep trying for the things you are passionate about, even if its scary. Do it scared.

Even if you dont know it, you are being watched. You are setting an example for the young people around you. even in passing

if a song sucks, skip it

know when the party is over
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The Skinny Menace @theskinnymenace.bsky.social · Jun 25
Some things ive learned;

you dont know everything, and thats ok.
WEAR YOUR HELMET
ear protection is nerdy but hearing is cooler

re: food. try not to be picky, don't recuse yourself from new experiences because of an ingredient you dont care for. Try the special if it sounds good.
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The Skinny Menace @theskinnymenace.bsky.social · Jun 25
Its my Birthday! Im going to only work half a day, go get a hair cut and then who knows!

I dont know the exact combination of events that have lead up to me getting to be 44 but im glad im here.
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The Skinny Menace @theskinnymenace.bsky.social · Jun 25
Sometimes I have to get away. I drive to the store, get some sugar garbage food and see how much of it I can eat before I get home.

No talking allowed
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