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artist and shitposter, lots of FFXIV and NSFW. Blender and Gpose! I don't have a schedule, I just post whenever
Linktree: https://t.co/gPIwtnpBOM
Discord Server: discord.gg/VGhkV7G3pk
Support me: https://ko-fi.com/thetafive
Linktree: https://t.co/gPIwtnpBOM
Discord Server: discord.gg/VGhkV7G3pk
Support me: https://ko-fi.com/thetafive
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Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
March 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
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Growing up we had a bunch of newspaper comic collections in the house: Calvin & Hobbes, For Better Or For Worse, Garfield, Foxtrot, Cathy, Bloom County, Doonesbury, and, of course, Dilbert. A lot of stuff that didn't make sense to a child in those, but I read 'em anyway cuz they were comics
January 13, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Growing up we had a bunch of newspaper comic collections in the house: Calvin & Hobbes, For Better Or For Worse, Garfield, Foxtrot, Cathy, Bloom County, Doonesbury, and, of course, Dilbert. A lot of stuff that didn't make sense to a child in those, but I read 'em anyway cuz they were comics
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i regret to inform u that drawing in silence and talking to urself in ur head pretending like ur explaining the process on a livestream actually helps u draw better
January 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
i regret to inform u that drawing in silence and talking to urself in ur head pretending like ur explaining the process on a livestream actually helps u draw better
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This image still cracks me up
January 12, 2026 at 11:11 PM
This image still cracks me up
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I didn’t think I had a New Year’s resolution, but I think I want to be more honest about how I’m feeling with the people around me.
January 12, 2026 at 5:56 AM
I didn’t think I had a New Year’s resolution, but I think I want to be more honest about how I’m feeling with the people around me.
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Washington State residents: they’re trying to pull online age verification bullshittery here too. This bill would require people to upload their ID/credit card to view online adult content. You can complain to your reps here: app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/2112
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January 11, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Washington State residents: they’re trying to pull online age verification bullshittery here too. This bill would require people to upload their ID/credit card to view online adult content. You can complain to your reps here: app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/2112
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January 10, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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"Calyx what are you looking at from down there?"
#ffxivnsfw #nsfw #nsfwffxiv #xivafterdark #ffxivafterdark #bposers #thetaart #aura
No shortage of material for FemRa Fridays for a while, I think!
#ffxivnsfw #nsfw #nsfwffxiv #xivafterdark #ffxivafterdark #bposers #thetaart #aura
No shortage of material for FemRa Fridays for a while, I think!
January 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
"Calyx what are you looking at from down there?"
#ffxivnsfw #nsfw #nsfwffxiv #xivafterdark #ffxivafterdark #bposers #thetaart #aura
No shortage of material for FemRa Fridays for a while, I think!
#ffxivnsfw #nsfw #nsfwffxiv #xivafterdark #ffxivafterdark #bposers #thetaart #aura
No shortage of material for FemRa Fridays for a while, I think!
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And what's New Years without a kiss? With @hc-nsfw.bsky.social and R'eya
#ffxivnsfw #nsfw #nsfwffxiv #xivafterdark #ffxivafterdark #bposers #viera #miqote #thetaart
#ffxivnsfw #nsfw #nsfwffxiv #xivafterdark #ffxivafterdark #bposers #viera #miqote #thetaart
January 3, 2026 at 10:14 PM
And what's New Years without a kiss? With @hc-nsfw.bsky.social and R'eya
#ffxivnsfw #nsfw #nsfwffxiv #xivafterdark #ffxivafterdark #bposers #viera #miqote #thetaart
#ffxivnsfw #nsfw #nsfwffxiv #xivafterdark #ffxivafterdark #bposers #viera #miqote #thetaart
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"Halmarut, this form seems exceedingly inefficient for mobility."
"Oh its fine, I already take you around everywhere"
Cursed thought upon ye: Calbubu
#7.4spoilers
(... I kind of want one)
"Oh its fine, I already take you around everywhere"
Cursed thought upon ye: Calbubu
#7.4spoilers
(... I kind of want one)
January 4, 2026 at 5:53 AM
"Halmarut, this form seems exceedingly inefficient for mobility."
"Oh its fine, I already take you around everywhere"
Cursed thought upon ye: Calbubu
#7.4spoilers
(... I kind of want one)
"Oh its fine, I already take you around everywhere"
Cursed thought upon ye: Calbubu
#7.4spoilers
(... I kind of want one)
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Nicole from ZZZ in the tentacle pile (Regular and dairy supplement versions)
January 9, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Nicole from ZZZ in the tentacle pile (Regular and dairy supplement versions)
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Reskeet if its Friday and you did your besht
January 10, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Reskeet if its Friday and you did your besht
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Holy shit the Seattle Kraken pride jersey goes so fucking hard
January 8, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Holy shit the Seattle Kraken pride jersey goes so fucking hard
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@patstaresat.bsky.social on ＡＩ doomerism
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
@patstaresat.bsky.social on ＡＩ doomerism
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ocs are at their peak when you are having FUN and they're FOR YOU. i'm talking "this doesn't exist in media and i want it to" "i like this character trope/archetype" "i love these colours" "i love this style of fashion" "i love when pairings are like this" TAKE IT ALL AND PUT IT INTO A BLENDER
January 8, 2026 at 7:43 PM
ocs are at their peak when you are having FUN and they're FOR YOU. i'm talking "this doesn't exist in media and i want it to" "i like this character trope/archetype" "i love these colours" "i love this style of fashion" "i love when pairings are like this" TAKE IT ALL AND PUT IT INTO A BLENDER
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
I want to get in and raid every time I see mutuals in there clearing but god I don’t have the time or energy anymore
January 8, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I want to get in and raid every time I see mutuals in there clearing but god I don’t have the time or energy anymore
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December 28, 2025 at 8:06 AM