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Theta & Athe & R'zira & R'eya & River & Nomi @ COMMISSIONS
@thetafive.com
Genderfluid artist and shitposter, lots of FFXIV and NSFW. Blender and Gpose! I don't have a schedule, I just post whenever
Linktree: https://t.co/gPIwtnpBOM
Discord Server: discord.gg/VGhkV7G3pk
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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@patstaresat.bsky.social on AI doomerism
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Maybe life can calm down a little
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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It has begun
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Watched GDT's Frankenstein. 10/10 goddamn
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted to exceed the damage cap of 9999 with my Critical Attacks...
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Bold was an understatement; tonight it seems her limits are going to be stretched...
#ffxivnsfw #nsfw #nsfwffxiv #Y'shtola #xivafterdark #ffxivafterdark
Cont. comm for
@jackaltanhorn.bsky.social !
Previous: bsky.app/profile/thet...
August 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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"Y'shtola never minds when the clients at the Beehive get handsy, she showed up with her dress barely on and no panties, after all... " Part 1 of a comm series for the excellent @jackaltanhorn.bsky.social
August 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
characters with tv heads continue to be absolutely peak
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
you ever get so pissed off at someone at work that you want to become the ultimate lifeform?
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Okay I will forgive them for turning Steps of Faith into an instance for this line alone
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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They Want You Relying On Artificial Intelligence So That You Will Lose Your Natural Intelligence

They want you to require easily controllable software to form your understanding of the world, and to express that understanding to others.

www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/they-want-...
They Want You Relying On Artificial Intelligence So That You Will Lose Your Natural Intelligence
Listen to a reading of this article (reading by Tim Foley):
www.caitlinjohnst.one
November 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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"Himmel the Hero had games on his phone, perhaps you do as well?"
What is she looking at, even
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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freaking epic that's what
November 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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cant stand a motherfucker with uncurious taste
January 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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HOPE POWERED KILLDOZER
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM