Texquire
@thetexquire.bsky.social
Texas General Practice, Lady Litigator. Mom to two tiny tornadoes. Generous user of GIFs. I don’t know sports.
Now he’ll say he has one even though he didn’t earn it.
What a way to kiss ass.
What a way to kiss ass.
January 16, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Now he’ll say he has one even though he didn’t earn it.
What a way to kiss ass.
What a way to kiss ass.
Daughter: I got a Barbie for Christmas! I want 100 Barbies!!
Me: not in Trump’s America. You get maybe two.
Me: not in Trump’s America. You get maybe two.
December 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Daughter: I got a Barbie for Christmas! I want 100 Barbies!!
Me: not in Trump’s America. You get maybe two.
Me: not in Trump’s America. You get maybe two.
My mom: now that the second baby is here, could you imagine your life any other way?
Me: tbh, parenting sucks. But I absolutely undoubtedly love my children.
Me: tbh, parenting sucks. But I absolutely undoubtedly love my children.
October 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My mom: now that the second baby is here, could you imagine your life any other way?
Me: tbh, parenting sucks. But I absolutely undoubtedly love my children.
Me: tbh, parenting sucks. But I absolutely undoubtedly love my children.
Is it just me or is everyone else getting a lot more phishing text messages lately?
October 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Is it just me or is everyone else getting a lot more phishing text messages lately?
“Merit based” hire I’m sure.
October 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
“Merit based” hire I’m sure.
Good to see people are brushing up from 2017 that Puerto Ricans are Americans.
October 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Good to see people are brushing up from 2017 that Puerto Ricans are Americans.
While I don’t agree with the photo, the commenter has a point. The right hasn’t drastically changed views over the years. The racism and bigotry has just gotten louder and more mainstream. Pro ject 2025 isn’t new- it’s been in the works for decades.
September 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
While I don’t agree with the photo, the commenter has a point. The right hasn’t drastically changed views over the years. The racism and bigotry has just gotten louder and more mainstream. Pro ject 2025 isn’t new- it’s been in the works for decades.
Claiming to be a more extreme right isn’t the flex she thinks it is.
September 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Claiming to be a more extreme right isn’t the flex she thinks it is.
This is what adult money should be used for.
September 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
This is what adult money should be used for.
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thank god we’re all against political
violence
violence
Politico - President Trump tells reporters "we just have to beat the hell" out of "radical left lunatics," following the killing of conservative commentator Charlie Kirk.
Trump says ‘we have to beat the hell’ out of ‘radical left lunatics’ after Kirk killing
The conservative activist's killer remains at large and authorities have not said what the motive was behind his shooting.
www.politico.com
September 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
thank god we’re all against political
violence
violence
I was wondering what “what about”ism they were going to go with this time.
September 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I was wondering what “what about”ism they were going to go with this time.
Courtroom bubble attack wins every time.
August 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Courtroom bubble attack wins every time.
Just had a baby on Monday and still in the hospital. But yeah sure, totally cool and normal getting emails from clients and OC.
“Baby here yet? But really, can you answer my question and email me back?“
“Baby here yet? But really, can you answer my question and email me back?“
August 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Just had a baby on Monday and still in the hospital. But yeah sure, totally cool and normal getting emails from clients and OC.
“Baby here yet? But really, can you answer my question and email me back?“
“Baby here yet? But really, can you answer my question and email me back?“
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Paula Poundstone
@paulapoundstone
Kristi Noem says it’s lazy of SOUTH PARK to make fun of women, specifically her for how they look. Maybe. But she seems to think it’s fine to arrest and assault people for how they look.
@paulapoundstone
Kristi Noem says it’s lazy of SOUTH PARK to make fun of women, specifically her for how they look. Maybe. But she seems to think it’s fine to arrest and assault people for how they look.
August 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Paula Poundstone
@paulapoundstone
Kristi Noem says it’s lazy of SOUTH PARK to make fun of women, specifically her for how they look. Maybe. But she seems to think it’s fine to arrest and assault people for how they look.
@paulapoundstone
Kristi Noem says it’s lazy of SOUTH PARK to make fun of women, specifically her for how they look. Maybe. But she seems to think it’s fine to arrest and assault people for how they look.
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How long until owning an unapproved book is illegal?
CLASSROOMS WITHOUT BOOKS.
This is the fruit of SB13. Melissa ISD is forbidding class libraries, book bins, & reading corners after book banners forced the law over objections of Texas parents.
The law doesn’t require it. But we @TXFreedomRead told legislators it would happen.
This is the fruit of SB13. Melissa ISD is forbidding class libraries, book bins, & reading corners after book banners forced the law over objections of Texas parents.
The law doesn’t require it. But we @TXFreedomRead told legislators it would happen.
August 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
How long until owning an unapproved book is illegal?
The rite of passage filled with embarrassment and crying from either parent, daughter, or both.
Yeah sure that lovely experience would be ruined by a man in women’s clothing. 🙄
Yeah sure that lovely experience would be ruined by a man in women’s clothing. 🙄
August 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The rite of passage filled with embarrassment and crying from either parent, daughter, or both.
Yeah sure that lovely experience would be ruined by a man in women’s clothing. 🙄
Yeah sure that lovely experience would be ruined by a man in women’s clothing. 🙄
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Exclusive: Funding for FEMA's disaster survivor hotline lapsed the day after the Texas floods, federal records show. It took DHS Secretary Kristi Noem five days to approve more money.
Federal records contradict what FEMA leader told Congress about Texas flood response
Funding for FEMA's disaster survivor hotline lapsed the day after the Texas floods, federal records show. It took DHS Secretary Kristi Noem five days to approve more money.
n.pr
August 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Exclusive: Funding for FEMA's disaster survivor hotline lapsed the day after the Texas floods, federal records show. It took DHS Secretary Kristi Noem five days to approve more money.
FedEx making a killing off the White House’s charts full of new numbers.
August 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
FedEx making a killing off the White House’s charts full of new numbers.
“Start by working out how much income you’ll need for a comfortable life.”
Then throw it away because some nut job thinks tariffs will solve inflation and avoid recessions. Simple.
Then throw it away because some nut job thinks tariffs will solve inflation and avoid recessions. Simple.
August 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
“Start by working out how much income you’ll need for a comfortable life.”
Then throw it away because some nut job thinks tariffs will solve inflation and avoid recessions. Simple.
Then throw it away because some nut job thinks tariffs will solve inflation and avoid recessions. Simple.
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Concerning Texas Redistricting: If you're a Texas resident, contact the Governor and tell him "Don't do this. We're watching."
gov.texas.gov/contact
gov.texas.gov/contact
Contact the Governor's Office
Connect with Gov. Abbott and his staff.
gov.texas.gov
August 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
“Real Texans do not run from a fight.”
Except Ted Cruz.
Except Ted Cruz.
August 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
“Real Texans do not run from a fight.”
Except Ted Cruz.
Except Ted Cruz.
Call the proctor over but if you stop to render aid you open yourself to liability.
August 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Call the proctor over but if you stop to render aid you open yourself to liability.
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And here I was thinking the way to solve hunger was food.
August 1, 2025 at 7:38 AM
And here I was thinking the way to solve hunger was food.
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Yes, it’s because he wasn’t *frisked* that this guy was able to disguise the large firearm he made no actual attempt to conceal
Kennedy: New York is going to have to face is the issue of whether we should bring back more aggressive stop and frisk which is a perfectly legal law enforcement tactic
July 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Yes, it’s because he wasn’t *frisked* that this guy was able to disguise the large firearm he made no actual attempt to conceal