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Bucky Barnes and Noble ♔ @thetypicalvirgo.bsky.social · 19h

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three women in white suits are dancing in a room

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Bucky Barnes and Noble ♔ @thetypicalvirgo.bsky.social · 19h

Lemme call the parental. We’re watching First Wives Club tonight dammit.

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endora bullshit @endora-bullshit.bsky.social · 19h

death at the claw machine

IS WOODY ALLEN EVEN IN THIS THING

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Bucky Barnes and Noble ♔ @thetypicalvirgo.bsky.social · 19h

WHEN I SAID THERE WAS ANOTHER NIGGA WITH A NAME THAT STARTS WITH “D” THAT COULD GO INSTEAD OF DOLLY I DID NOT MEAN DIANE GOT DAMN KEATON!!!

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 1d

Anti-vax onstage, Pfizer backstage.

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Bucky Barnes and Noble ♔ @thetypicalvirgo.bsky.social · 1d

Be right back!

SpongeBob running towards the dance floor meme.

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Bucky Barnes and Noble ♔ @thetypicalvirgo.bsky.social · 1d

32 years later and I’m still mad this niggas name is Thackery 😒 #HocusPocus

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Air-rum @aarum.bsky.social · 3d

IKTR DOLLY said let me put a video out. We Love You Dolly ❤️

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Bucky Barnes and Noble ♔ @thetypicalvirgo.bsky.social · 3d

Freida 😑 Don’t you ever stress me out like this again.

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 4d

Freida Parton says she did not mean to scare anyone when asking for prayers for her older sister, Dolly:

Freida Parton
“I want to clear something up. I didn't mean to scare anyone or make it sound so serious when asking for prayers for Dolly. She's been a little under the weather, and I simply asked for prayers because I believe so strongly in the power of prayer. It was nothing more than a little sister asking for prayers for her big sister. Thank you all for lifting her up. Your love truly makes a difference.”

Bucky Barnes and Noble ♔ @thetypicalvirgo.bsky.social · 3d

And it ain’t no damn buggy neither! Lol

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Snack Queen @auntiebaecc.blacksky.app · 3d

It’s a shopping cart.

This is a basket.

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Bucky Barnes and Noble ♔ @thetypicalvirgo.bsky.social · 3d

Interesting 😈 lol

Bucky Barnes and Noble ♔ @thetypicalvirgo.bsky.social · 4d

I WILL KNOCK ALL OF THIS SHIT OVER DONT PLAY WITH ME!

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 4d

Dolly Parton’s sister, Freida Parton, is asking for people to pray for her sister’s health.

Verified Facebook post by Freida Parton. The caption reads:

“Last night, I was up all night praying for my sister, Dolly. Many of you know she hasn’t been feeling her best lately. I truly believe in the power of prayer, and I have been lead to ask all of the world that loves her to be prayer warriors and pray with me. She’s strong, she’s loved, and with all the prayers being lifted for her, I know in my heart she’s going to be just fine. Godspeed, my sissy Dolly. We all love you! ❤️”

Below the caption is a photo of Dolly Parton standing outdoors in front of lush green ivy, hands clasped in prayer, wearing a shiny silver outfit with lace-trimmed sleeves, her signature blonde hair styled in soft curls, looking upward serenely.

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Jon Kung @jonkung.bsky.social · 5d

Every now and then I think about how the world is the way it is because a handful of our billionaires desperately want to be cool.

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Bucky Barnes and Noble ♔ @thetypicalvirgo.bsky.social · 6d

Also, WHO THE HELL AM I?!?!

Bucky Barnes and Noble ♔ @thetypicalvirgo.bsky.social · 6d

I’m in the gym before noon.

a man speaking in front of a crowd with a sign that says trusted leadership for a stronger america

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Bucky Barnes and Noble ♔ @thetypicalvirgo.bsky.social · 8d

I love it when y’all show me who to block

peter griffin from family guy is pushing a button to block push button .

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Bucky Barnes and Noble ♔ @thetypicalvirgo.bsky.social · 8d

I think my coworker is tryna get us into a diaspora war so I’ve been ignoring him. Honestly glad it’s his last day here 😒

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maxine maxine. 🇬🇩📚🍉✨ @mminthecity.bsky.social · 9d

why are you awaiting marching orders from people you don’t listen to in the first damn place?!

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Mysterious Galaxy Bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social · 9d

Dan Quayle told a 12 yo at a spelling bee that he had misspelled the word potato and that the correct spelling was potatoe.

P-o-t-a-t-o-e

His political career never recovered.

I miss those days when stupidity was a black mark and not a badge of honor.

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Bucky Barnes and Noble ♔ @thetypicalvirgo.bsky.social · 10d

In this town
We call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song 🎃

Bucky Barnes and Noble ♔ @thetypicalvirgo.bsky.social · 10d

GO BANANA!

Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 10d

what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.

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Bucky Barnes and Noble ♔ @thetypicalvirgo.bsky.social · 10d

I don’t like it even when they provide lunch, I had no idea they were doing this bullshit WITHOUT providing lunch! That’s crazy.

Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 10d

I do not like the concept of “lunch and learn” sessions when the LUNCH part isn’t provided.

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