Lauren All Along
Lauren All Along
@thirteeneleven.bsky.social
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Through every shutdown in history, the government has still provided economic data to the American people.

They aren’t doing it this time because the numbers are fucking terrible.
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Jeff Bezos paid $50 million for a wedding. He just got a $16 billion tax break. He just laid off 60,000 people.

And you're furious about a kid getting a free school lunch?
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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“You’re going to be disappointing other people or you’re going to be disappointing yourself. You have to choose.” — my partner to me today. Thought I’d mess yall up too. Thanks!
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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The minimum wage freeze defenders got so mad at this video that it led to the most unoriginal misogyny and racism for two days. Anyway, I stand by what I said.
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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IMHO, the "No Kings" thing feeds right into his ego and he loves that people think he's acting like a king. It's another "branding" fail.

You have to pick something that hurts a narcissist.
October 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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[checks calendar]
October 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Cats that sound like things other than cats #caturday
September 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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As more info comes in this needs to be said: if it wasn’t some left wing radical that did it, and it appears it wasn’t, there need to be massive pushback because they are STILL pretending it’s some culture war and it is only in their own minds

Dangerous times
September 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Tyler Robinson, Kirk's alleged shooter, is a white man from a Trump supporting conservative family that loved guns.

He used all the language and references that Groypers use.

MAGA will spin and turn and pivot and lie and distract. Their base will believe it.

But they aren't the majority.
September 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Cable news has people entirely too engaged with news stories that have nothing to do with them that they have no control over. But they're clueless that their local government is trying to bring a data center, raise their energy prices and close two middle schools.
September 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Mehtab Syed, a Muslim Pakistani American woman, was the 'legendary' special agent in charge of Utah's FBI division.

Experienced, highly qualified, and respected by her peers.

Kash Patel fired her last month.

Now look at the mess.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
Kash Patel questions grow as he gutted Utah FBI before Kirk shooting
Kash Patel fired the 'legendary' FBI special agent in charge in Salt Lake City, Mehtab Syed, just a month before she would have led the ongoing manhunt for Charlie Kirk's assassin.
www.dailymail.co.uk
September 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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flags half mast and bottomless media hagiography for a man who spent his days tricking dim children into thinking black women are worthless
September 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.
September 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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One of the challenges of this age is these guys are basically moral chimpanzees and the rest of us have to both deal with the America they create while also protecting universal truths for ourselves to draw from AND for these people to rediscover someday.
September 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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and while i am on the subject, i don’t need to make big, plaintive bleats about how political violence isn’t the answer because i don’t call for political violence and i don’t support people who do. know who did? charlie kirk.
i won’t make jokes about the shooting but i will absolutely make jokes about kash patel’s clown show FBI joining up with spencer cox to host a completely incompetent goat rodeo of an investigation
September 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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I wrote about what I think is a genuinely revealing document of elite depravity and impunity. It is shocking and sickening. But it's also a crucial moment. We're about to see what happens when conspiracy theorists actually get what they asked for but it turns out not to be what they want.
You Really Need to See Epstein’s Birthday Book for Yourself
This time, the conspiracy theorists were right.
www.theatlantic.com
September 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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JD’s mom was not getting drugs from cartels, she was a nurse who was stealing painkillers from her patients.
Her patients suffered and she got high.
As a medical professional, I will tell you the lowest life form is someone who steals drugs from their patients.
Zero sympathy for JD or his mom.
September 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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I do think you’ve gotta hand it to Ezra Klein for this one, which we need more of, much more, from his peers www.nytimes.com/2025/09/07/o...
Opinion | Stop Acting Like This Is Normal
www.nytimes.com
September 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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THIS DISGUSTING SCUM OF THE EARTH THUG IS WHO HE IS. HE IS NOW THREATENING TO GO TO WAR AGAINST AN AMERICAN CITY.

I am more interested in the enablers. Are you ok with this? Are you so weak that you will remain silent.

DON'T BE DISTRACTED. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!
September 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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“I wasn’t sure what number you wanted me to go with.” — Zuck, 100% pathetically bitch-made by a man who said he should be thrown in jail for life, appeasing an administration who says his wife’s family isn’t American, loving how RFK is dismantling every public health advancement that CZI ever made.
Zuckerberg saying Meta intends to spend at least 600 billion in the US

Zuckerberg at the end caught on a hot mic
September 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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I think we've earned the right to make fun of RFK Jr's voice by now.
September 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children
Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children
The state’s elimination of vaccine mandates is a courageous first step toward decluttering itself of any excess kids.
www.theatlantic.com
September 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM