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thiscantbeworse.bsky.social
Santa’s Anxious Horny Person ™
@thiscantbeworse.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈🔞 MDNI NSFW - do not distribute

I don’t bite but I am savage

dj / gymrat/ ps5 /yarn boi 🧶/ cat dad/ very gay

SF/Yay Area is home

Snap: https://snapchat.com/t/VK8NljJw
Mixcloud: https://www.mixcloud.com/capitalcorey/
partnered/open 👬
I need someone to do this to my cock stat
Can I drain you too? 🤤
December 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Reaching the point where I’m really not enjoying bulking/tracking my macros someone convince me to keep going
I low key hate bulk season but this time I’m taking it more seriously than I have in the past (actually tracking my macros and progressive overload what a concept)
December 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Might buzz my hair today it’s the right kind of vibe for it
December 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Thinking of using up my leftover acrylic yarn to crochet some bunny ears balaclavas to dj with lol
December 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.

There are better charities out there. Much better.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Okay yall: I need a fun gay solo trip. Heard decent things about Palm Springs but it seems like it trends older - what are some other options?
December 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Feeling better and finally getting past all the work social obligations and end of year chaos so my return here is soon!
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Okay the feeling of wanting to go to a small cabin off the internet for a month while I sort out some health stuff is winning love yall be back soon
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Me to oomf after we're done
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I swear every time I hang out with kids I pick up a cold 🤧
December 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Since I’m in horny jail for a few days I would like to ask every guy with a huge gorgeous uncut cock to please put it safely away* until I can play with them again

*you can store them below for safekeeping
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 AM
We are giving BACK!
"It's giving Tuesday" texts read different when you're gay
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Oooh #applereplay is here 🥳🥳🥳
December 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Winter coat is coming in 😏
December 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
lol I’m getting shadowbanned on IG was it my mamdani thirst posts
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Spicy post flopped on CF 😭
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I am fully sleeper agent activated by “Kids” playing on shuffle where did this 40oz come from oh god the zip hoodie what
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Today’s melty was being friends with the same people
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The headache I’ve had for like two weeks has finally gone!!
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I'm the random stranger
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Cause you are the piece of me
I wish I didn't need
Chasing relentlessly
Still fight and I don't know why

If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?
What’s he singing? 🎤🎶
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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It’s always hung4hung but what about hug4hug 😞
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My balls hurt after a slutty ass weekend nooooooooo
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM