Santa’s Anxious Horny Person ™
@thiscantbeworse.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🔞 MDNI NSFW - do not distribute
I don’t bite but I am savage
dj / gymrat/ ps5 /yarn boi 🧶/ cat dad/ very gay
SF/Yay Area is home
Snap: https://snapchat.com/t/VK8NljJw
Mixcloud: https://www.mixcloud.com/capitalcorey/
partnered/open 👬
I don’t bite but I am savage
dj / gymrat/ ps5 /yarn boi 🧶/ cat dad/ very gay
SF/Yay Area is home
Snap: https://snapchat.com/t/VK8NljJw
Mixcloud: https://www.mixcloud.com/capitalcorey/
partnered/open 👬
I need someone to do this to my cock stat
December 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I need someone to do this to my cock stat
Reaching the point where I’m really not enjoying bulking/tracking my macros someone convince me to keep going
I low key hate bulk season but this time I’m taking it more seriously than I have in the past (actually tracking my macros and progressive overload what a concept)
December 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Reaching the point where I’m really not enjoying bulking/tracking my macros someone convince me to keep going
Might buzz my hair today it’s the right kind of vibe for it
December 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Might buzz my hair today it’s the right kind of vibe for it
Thinking of using up my leftover acrylic yarn to crochet some bunny ears balaclavas to dj with lol
December 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Thinking of using up my leftover acrylic yarn to crochet some bunny ears balaclavas to dj with lol
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U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Okay yall: I need a fun gay solo trip. Heard decent things about Palm Springs but it seems like it trends older - what are some other options?
December 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Okay yall: I need a fun gay solo trip. Heard decent things about Palm Springs but it seems like it trends older - what are some other options?
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Feeling better and finally getting past all the work social obligations and end of year chaos so my return here is soon!
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Feeling better and finally getting past all the work social obligations and end of year chaos so my return here is soon!
Okay the feeling of wanting to go to a small cabin off the internet for a month while I sort out some health stuff is winning love yall be back soon
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Okay the feeling of wanting to go to a small cabin off the internet for a month while I sort out some health stuff is winning love yall be back soon
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Me to oomf after we're done
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Me to oomf after we're done
I swear every time I hang out with kids I pick up a cold 🤧
December 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I swear every time I hang out with kids I pick up a cold 🤧
Since I’m in horny jail for a few days I would like to ask every guy with a huge gorgeous uncut cock to please put it safely away* until I can play with them again
*you can store them below for safekeeping
*you can store them below for safekeeping
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Since I’m in horny jail for a few days I would like to ask every guy with a huge gorgeous uncut cock to please put it safely away* until I can play with them again
*you can store them below for safekeeping
*you can store them below for safekeeping
We are giving BACK!
"It's giving Tuesday" texts read different when you're gay
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
We are giving BACK!
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interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
Winter coat is coming in 😏
December 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Winter coat is coming in 😏
lol I’m getting shadowbanned on IG was it my mamdani thirst posts
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
lol I’m getting shadowbanned on IG was it my mamdani thirst posts
Spicy post flopped on CF 😭
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Spicy post flopped on CF 😭
I am fully sleeper agent activated by “Kids” playing on shuffle where did this 40oz come from oh god the zip hoodie what
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I am fully sleeper agent activated by “Kids” playing on shuffle where did this 40oz come from oh god the zip hoodie what
Today’s melty was being friends with the same people
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Today’s melty was being friends with the same people
The headache I’ve had for like two weeks has finally gone!!
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The headache I’ve had for like two weeks has finally gone!!
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I'm the random stranger
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I'm the random stranger
Cause you are the piece of me
I wish I didn't need
Chasing relentlessly
Still fight and I don't know why
If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?
I wish I didn't need
Chasing relentlessly
Still fight and I don't know why
If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Cause you are the piece of me
I wish I didn't need
Chasing relentlessly
Still fight and I don't know why
If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?
I wish I didn't need
Chasing relentlessly
Still fight and I don't know why
If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?
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It’s always hung4hung but what about hug4hug 😞
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It’s always hung4hung but what about hug4hug 😞
My balls hurt after a slutty ass weekend nooooooooo
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My balls hurt after a slutty ass weekend nooooooooo