Thom Weaver
thomweaver24.bsky.social
Thom Weaver
@thomweaver24.bsky.social
Design for Theater. www.thomweaverdesign.net
That man put ten toes in the ground and said “do your homework” to Issac Fucking Chotiner.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
We thought our Chotiner cos-play jokes were so funny until we found out he’s a reply-guy, too.
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Reposted by Thom Weaver
Slenderman Attempted Murderer Has Escaped Group Home Custody after 7-Year Hospital Stay sure is... a headline

www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/s...
‘Slender Man' stabbing attacker cuts monitoring bracelet, escapes group home
One of the attackers who repeatedly stabbed their friend to please the fictional character ‘Slender Man’ cut off a monitoring bracelet and fled a group home.
www.nbcchicago.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
lol the Rams didn’t even consider running the ball, 5 yards from the goal line.
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This is correct.
the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The phrase “Boola Boola” seems to upset my dog
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Listen this is already a good time, but if you wanna spice things up, play “Goodbye Horses” by Q Lazzarus while reading this thread. You’ll thank me later.
this thread is unbelievable
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Open a fucking book, would you? Jesus.
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Reposted by Thom Weaver
THANKSGIVING RECIPES THREAD 🧵🍁🦃

I’m Head Chef at this year’s Bower family Thanksgiving.

The soup season thread was a hit, so now I’m turning to Bluesky for your best Turkey Day recipes.

What’s the one dish you can’t live without?

Drop recipes and tips in the replies ⬇️

(Photo: my fave appetizer)
November 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I’m not proud of this development, but it seems I have become a person who likes his traffic and weather on the 2s.
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I really can stress this enough to the Bond writers. You can make Rowan Atkinson Bond if you want. The only exposition you need to write is: “Rowan Atkinson is now Bond”. That’s it. Nothing else matters. Literally no one is watching a Bond film going “wait, but in the last Bond film…”
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Guys it’s not the MCU. You just start over with a new actor. Just like….every other iteration.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
My timeline indicates that you do not appreciate great defensive matchups on Monday night and I just want to say, this is not how your fathers raised you.
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I mean I get why everyone hated it but that game was dope
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
This may sound crazy, but I’m actually pretty convinced that Schumer and the 8 did this because they’re actually that pissed about Mamdani.
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Not for nothing but if the Dems think this means he’s gonna just bring SNAP back, they’re completely insane. No way SNAP is coming back in the form it was 2 months ago.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I don’t understand did Justin Herbert shrink 4 inches or something?
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Reposted by Thom Weaver
BREAKING: Starbucks baristas at Downtown Disney couldn’t stand another day of their managers’ unfair labor practices & kicked off our nationwide strike this weekend. These workers have shut down one of largest Starbucks stores in the country — and we’re just getting started! #NoContractNoCoffee
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Heard this story on the radio this morning. Just a heads up, I’ll eat toast and and lettuce if I have to, but I will absolutely burn your store down before not feeding my dog.
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Reposted by Thom Weaver
Recently @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social donated $2000 to 9 food banks!

Philabundance (PHI)
Second Harvest of Central Florida
Capital Area Food Bank
Northern Illinois Food Bank
Greater Pittsburgh Community Food Bank
Second Harvest Heartland
Houston Food Bank
Maryland Food Bank
People's Place (NY)
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My god it is objectively hideous
This feels like a "too many cooks" gag
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Imagine going to the Supreme Court to insist you can starve people.

Unbelievably depraved.
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Psyched for Elon to finally achieve artificial super-intelligence. Can’t see what could go wrong with an ASI programmed with these values
Read that from Musk closely:

"Civilisations" with seperate and distinct characters are locked in a Darwinian fight for survival, and hearts must be sufficiently hardened to do what is necessary in order to prevail.

Can you name a historical precedent for this worldview?
I helped make a film, out this week, called “Rovina’s Choice,” about the deaths this man without conscience or accountability has caused — already 600,000, ⅔ of them children.
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I guess I don’t understand, can’t they just leave the Blue Tent down? Why does it need to operate like a beach chair?
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM