Tim Ford
@timfordwrites.bsky.social
Writer. Journo. Mini Painter.
Politico. Learner. And a gamer.
As seen in CBC, the Tyee, Reactor Magazine (TOR.com), Polygon, and many other places.
Based in lək̓ʷəŋən territory (Victoria, BC, Canada).
Politico. Learner. And a gamer.
As seen in CBC, the Tyee, Reactor Magazine (TOR.com), Polygon, and many other places.
Based in lək̓ʷəŋən territory (Victoria, BC, Canada).
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Tim Ford
@timfordwrites.bsky.social
· Oct 6
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
Oh, I wouldn't recommend it.
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If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
Yes, Peter decided that the continued existence of our democracies isn't compatible with his desired level of personal freedom.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
February 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
The "robots are going to do all the menial work for us" future wouldn't be perilous except that it's being pushed by a billionaire class of psychopaths long-dead inside from being completely cut off from humanity, who sincerely want the rest of us dead.
Note that the dishes are all plastic. #MonsterMonsterKillitKillit www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQsv...
Introducing Helix 02
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February 3, 2026 at 12:06 AM
The "robots are going to do all the menial work for us" future wouldn't be perilous except that it's being pushed by a billionaire class of psychopaths long-dead inside from being completely cut off from humanity, who sincerely want the rest of us dead.
Need to add a new dating criteria: no antisocial personality disorders.
Unfortunately, it seems my current screening process for this is to blunder ass-first into it.
Unfortunately, it seems my current screening process for this is to blunder ass-first into it.
February 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Need to add a new dating criteria: no antisocial personality disorders.
Unfortunately, it seems my current screening process for this is to blunder ass-first into it.
Unfortunately, it seems my current screening process for this is to blunder ass-first into it.
Somalis are the new Jews, apparently.
Rep. Tim Burchett: "When you pay your taxes this year, remember the $14 billion that illegal Somalis stole from you"
February 2, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Somalis are the new Jews, apparently.
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Here ya go!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
February 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Here ya go!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
While I worked the Victoria Bike Valet downtown, I was around a lot of people on a lot of substances. The only ones who ever physically threatened me all smelled of alcohol and had visible signs of alcohol inebriation. One was actually holding a beer can in one hand while his other held a knife.
It's so infuriating to see governments encourage the consumption of the drug most likely to result in violent crime and a whole host of other social problems, while punishing people who use other drugs.
The hypocrisy is breathtaking. Not to mention ridiculously expensive for society.
The hypocrisy is breathtaking. Not to mention ridiculously expensive for society.
Metro Vancouver considers permitting year-round alcohol use in some park areas
The program tested controlled alcohol consumption at six regional parks in 2023 and 2024
vancouversun.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
While I worked the Victoria Bike Valet downtown, I was around a lot of people on a lot of substances. The only ones who ever physically threatened me all smelled of alcohol and had visible signs of alcohol inebriation. One was actually holding a beer can in one hand while his other held a knife.
...why Chucky tho.
people get to a level of religious that make them sound completely detached from reality and insane it’s kind of terrifying
February 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
...why Chucky tho.
*Groundhog, emerging from burrow*
Good lord people, I'm a dirt-dwelling filth rodent, not a scientist. Do you ask a wombat about your molars? I come here to stress-smoke about climate change. You'd do it too with any sense.
*re-burrows*
*re-emerges*
And learn the El Nino/La Nina cycle
*re-burrows*
Good lord people, I'm a dirt-dwelling filth rodent, not a scientist. Do you ask a wombat about your molars? I come here to stress-smoke about climate change. You'd do it too with any sense.
*re-burrows*
*re-emerges*
And learn the El Nino/La Nina cycle
*re-burrows*
February 2, 2026 at 5:07 PM
*Groundhog, emerging from burrow*
Good lord people, I'm a dirt-dwelling filth rodent, not a scientist. Do you ask a wombat about your molars? I come here to stress-smoke about climate change. You'd do it too with any sense.
*re-burrows*
*re-emerges*
And learn the El Nino/La Nina cycle
*re-burrows*
Good lord people, I'm a dirt-dwelling filth rodent, not a scientist. Do you ask a wombat about your molars? I come here to stress-smoke about climate change. You'd do it too with any sense.
*re-burrows*
*re-emerges*
And learn the El Nino/La Nina cycle
*re-burrows*
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"Do you want the newspaper to add 'and that's illegal and bad' to every article about Trump?"
Yeah man. I do want that.
Yeah man. I do want that.
January 31, 2026 at 11:58 PM
"Do you want the newspaper to add 'and that's illegal and bad' to every article about Trump?"
Yeah man. I do want that.
Yeah man. I do want that.
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it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend
January 31, 2026 at 5:45 PM
it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend
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When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."
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A year ago: We need TAXES on the WEALTHY
Now: We need a cleansing fire
Now: We need a cleansing fire
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
A year ago: We need TAXES on the WEALTHY
Now: We need a cleansing fire
Now: We need a cleansing fire
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Donald Trump's sanctions on the International Criminal Court could destroy the crown jewel of our international law system — and help Benjamin Netanyahu escape justice.
Canada and Europe *can* do something about it. www.thestar.com/opinion/star...
Canada and Europe *can* do something about it. www.thestar.com/opinion/star...
Justin Ling: Donald Trump’s naked attempt to destroy a global institution is working. Mark Carney should fight it
The U.S. president is out to destroy the crown jewel of our international legal system.
www.thestar.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Donald Trump's sanctions on the International Criminal Court could destroy the crown jewel of our international law system — and help Benjamin Netanyahu escape justice.
Canada and Europe *can* do something about it. www.thestar.com/opinion/star...
Canada and Europe *can* do something about it. www.thestar.com/opinion/star...
Not great that my first thought in this is "oh hey, just like the RCMP does to Indigenous people in Canada."
"Healthcare workers confirm that ICE is abandoning half-naked kidnapping victims in the woods of Minnesota to die. "Individuals have shown up in emergency rooms who require amputations—some with cracked skulls." (1/29/26)"
www.reddit.com/r/ICE_Watch/...
www.reddit.com/r/ICE_Watch/...
From the ICE_Watch community on Reddit: Healthcare workers confirm that ICE is abandoning half-naked kidnapping victims in the woods of Minnesota to die. "Individuals have shown up in emergency rooms ...
Explore this post and more from the ICE_Watch community
www.reddit.com
January 31, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Not great that my first thought in this is "oh hey, just like the RCMP does to Indigenous people in Canada."
God what a genius. And the thing of it is, this type of talent? It comes from empathy. From understanding WHY people find this funny.
Catherine O'Hara was so good because she empathized with people. We need more of her in the world.
Catherine O'Hara was so good because she empathized with people. We need more of her in the world.
Sarah Polley, on getting comedy acting tips from Catherine O’Hara www.gq.com/story/how-th...
January 30, 2026 at 7:17 PM
God what a genius. And the thing of it is, this type of talent? It comes from empathy. From understanding WHY people find this funny.
Catherine O'Hara was so good because she empathized with people. We need more of her in the world.
Catherine O'Hara was so good because she empathized with people. We need more of her in the world.
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catherine o’hara deserves the same reverence folks extended to robin williams.
January 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
catherine o’hara deserves the same reverence folks extended to robin williams.
Literally was just watching Best in Show and thinking how awful it'd be to lose Catherine O'Hara. This is brutal.
She was an inspiration, a titan of Canada and Comedy, unmatched in her sense of timing, built an encyclopedic range of diversity and scope of roles, and she will be terribly missed.
She was an inspiration, a titan of Canada and Comedy, unmatched in her sense of timing, built an encyclopedic range of diversity and scope of roles, and she will be terribly missed.
January 30, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Literally was just watching Best in Show and thinking how awful it'd be to lose Catherine O'Hara. This is brutal.
She was an inspiration, a titan of Canada and Comedy, unmatched in her sense of timing, built an encyclopedic range of diversity and scope of roles, and she will be terribly missed.
She was an inspiration, a titan of Canada and Comedy, unmatched in her sense of timing, built an encyclopedic range of diversity and scope of roles, and she will be terribly missed.
Glastonbury Clousseau, Rebel Without a Thought, Tiny Hands McBighead, and Mirror Universe Kira's Footstool
January 30, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Glastonbury Clousseau, Rebel Without a Thought, Tiny Hands McBighead, and Mirror Universe Kira's Footstool
Hahahaha holy shit
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Hahahaha holy shit
What a weird country
Tonight I watched Prime Minister Mark Carney take the actual Heated Rivalry Canada fleece from Hudson Williams, slip it on and say: “This is true soft power.”
January 30, 2026 at 2:13 AM
What a weird country
Just remember folks, the problem with Canada is that it went too far left with the wokeness and the DEI
January 29, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Just remember folks, the problem with Canada is that it went too far left with the wokeness and the DEI
I think Doug Ford's policies are absolute shit, but I think the Left constantly underestimates his political acumen. He has a terrific sense for knowing where he can push and how much.
He's a lot more skilled at this then anyone gives him credit, while the opposition in Ontario is in disarray.
He's a lot more skilled at this then anyone gives him credit, while the opposition in Ontario is in disarray.
Doug Ford urges Danielle Smith to denounce Alberta separation: ‘Either you’re with Canada or you’re not
Doug Ford urges Danielle Smith to denounce Alberta separation: ‘Either you’re with Canada or you’re not
The Ontario premier said reports that independence activists are meeting with the U.S. officials on separation is “unacceptable.”
www.thestar.com
January 29, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I think Doug Ford's policies are absolute shit, but I think the Left constantly underestimates his political acumen. He has a terrific sense for knowing where he can push and how much.
He's a lot more skilled at this then anyone gives him credit, while the opposition in Ontario is in disarray.
He's a lot more skilled at this then anyone gives him credit, while the opposition in Ontario is in disarray.
Danielle Smith's refusing to denounce the separatists meeting with the Trump admin because "a million" Albertans believe in it is the same as when Hillary Clinton rightly described the MAGA movement as deplorable.
Why are we still embracing the "legitimate grievances" bullshit?
Why are we still embracing the "legitimate grievances" bullshit?
January 29, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Danielle Smith's refusing to denounce the separatists meeting with the Trump admin because "a million" Albertans believe in it is the same as when Hillary Clinton rightly described the MAGA movement as deplorable.
Why are we still embracing the "legitimate grievances" bullshit?
Why are we still embracing the "legitimate grievances" bullshit?
Weird for Darren Aronofsky, a guy who campaigned for the rainforest and protested Alberta's oil sands, to go all in on a technology that lights the planet on fire just so he can produce the most dogshit visuals he can steal from online scraping.
January 29, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Weird for Darren Aronofsky, a guy who campaigned for the rainforest and protested Alberta's oil sands, to go all in on a technology that lights the planet on fire just so he can produce the most dogshit visuals he can steal from online scraping.
I know, dopamine hits, etc. but this went a lot deeper for me. It was rewarding to go all the way back to the first sale, digging through old files and seeing when I was exploding with creativity (2010s especially!).
For the first time in a LONG while, I feel inspired. Thanks for indulging me.
For the first time in a LONG while, I feel inspired. Thanks for indulging me.
Unironically, I would love if people liked this, because it is reminding me that at one time or another, I was capable of imagination and joy, and putting that on the page.
1 like = 1 random line from one of my WIPs/Published works
1 like = 1 random line from one of my WIPs/Published works
January 29, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I know, dopamine hits, etc. but this went a lot deeper for me. It was rewarding to go all the way back to the first sale, digging through old files and seeing when I was exploding with creativity (2010s especially!).
For the first time in a LONG while, I feel inspired. Thanks for indulging me.
For the first time in a LONG while, I feel inspired. Thanks for indulging me.