Tim Keck
@timkeck.bsky.social
Co-Founder: The Onion, Portland Mercury, Pulitzer Prize winning The Stranger.
Tens of thousands of people are killed every year in the US by cars. Maybe 3 pedestrians a year are killed by bikes (E or otherwise)? If you drive a car and have ANY complaints about "the bike menace", you're just incredibly stupid.
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Opinion | E-bikes are an e-menace
America’s streets are being swarmed by teens on fast, silent electric bikes, and injuries are rising.
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October 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Tens of thousands of people are killed every year in the US by cars. Maybe 3 pedestrians a year are killed by bikes (E or otherwise)? If you drive a car and have ANY complaints about "the bike menace", you're just incredibly stupid.
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Close the gate to The Enchantments! Without sufficient rangers, every weekend more and more of this incredible place is being destroyed. Great article by @seattletimes-rss.bsky.social Gregory Scruggs.
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A lone ranger patrols 900 miles of trails in WA’s ‘Disneyland.’ It’s getting disgusting
The lack of a ranger presence has prompted a call for an emergency restriction that limits access to the Enchantments — before problems cause irreparable harm.
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August 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Close the gate to The Enchantments! Without sufficient rangers, every weekend more and more of this incredible place is being destroyed. Great article by @seattletimes-rss.bsky.social Gregory Scruggs.
www.seattletimes.com/life/outdoor...
www.seattletimes.com/life/outdoor...
Hall of Famer, Ichiro, visiting my kids' school in 2012. My daughter, Mira, is sitting in front of Gemma and next to Bella. (Photo Seattle Times, TRUJILLO)
July 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Hall of Famer, Ichiro, visiting my kids' school in 2012. My daughter, Mira, is sitting in front of Gemma and next to Bella. (Photo Seattle Times, TRUJILLO)
I was recently in Brazil visiting friends with my son. Mostly in the state of Mato Grosso near the Paraguayan boarder and in São Paulo—both in the city and on the coast. Haven't been been to Brazil for way, way too long.
July 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I was recently in Brazil visiting friends with my son. Mostly in the state of Mato Grosso near the Paraguayan boarder and in São Paulo—both in the city and on the coast. Haven't been been to Brazil for way, way too long.
You can frame it however you'd like...but tomorrow will still be
@seantroversy.bsky.social's birthday.
@seantroversy.bsky.social's birthday.
June 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
You can frame it however you'd like...but tomorrow will still be
@seantroversy.bsky.social's birthday.
@seantroversy.bsky.social's birthday.
My first graffiti trigger warning. NYT
June 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My first graffiti trigger warning. NYT
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Spend anytime on the mountains where endurance athletes train and this statement will become immediately obvious: “Female bodies have superior fatigue resistance,”
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4 ways women are physically stronger than men
Discussions of strength often mean brute force and sprint speeds — qualities associated with male physiology. But female bodies excel in other areas.
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May 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Spend anytime on the mountains where endurance athletes train and this statement will become immediately obvious: “Female bodies have superior fatigue resistance,”
www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
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The sheer # of photos I have of Abby and the kids in a pile: eating, sleeping, reading, laughing is astounding. Happy Mother's Day!
May 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The sheer # of photos I have of Abby and the kids in a pile: eating, sleeping, reading, laughing is astounding. Happy Mother's Day!
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This was super fun. Thanks Tim and Elliot Bay!
I will be interviewing Christine Wenc Elliot Bay Books on Tuesday night at 7. We'll talk about her critically acclaimed, new book, FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE: How The Onion Created Modern American News Satire. The book is great and Christine is amazing to talk with. www.elliottbaybook.com/events/45880
Christine Wenc w/ Tim Keck
Full-service, general bookstore operating since 1973. Frequent author events, cafe, over 150,000 titles
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May 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This was super fun. Thanks Tim and Elliot Bay!
Good story. Cool science. Awesome culture!
"The practice is dying out, most of those diving in the 50-degree waters today are in their 60s, 70s and 80s."
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"The practice is dying out, most of those diving in the 50-degree waters today are in their 60s, 70s and 80s."
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Genetics of Korea’s extreme divers could unlock chronic disease treatments
The Haenyeo divers of Korea may hold the key to understanding and treating chronic diseases.
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May 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Good story. Cool science. Awesome culture!
"The practice is dying out, most of those diving in the 50-degree waters today are in their 60s, 70s and 80s."
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"The practice is dying out, most of those diving in the 50-degree waters today are in their 60s, 70s and 80s."
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...and the greatest Onion News Network segments of all time!
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Today Now!:Finding Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son
YouTube video by The Onion
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May 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
...and the greatest Onion News Network segments of all time!
youtu.be/1taC3JjIOkM
youtu.be/1taC3JjIOkM
Particularly good after reading "Funny Because It's True."
Still one of the best Onion News Network segments.
May 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Particularly good after reading "Funny Because It's True."
I will be interviewing Christine Wenc Elliot Bay Books on Tuesday night at 7. We'll talk about her critically acclaimed, new book, FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE: How The Onion Created Modern American News Satire. The book is great and Christine is amazing to talk with. www.elliottbaybook.com/events/45880
Christine Wenc w/ Tim Keck
Full-service, general bookstore operating since 1973. Frequent author events, cafe, over 150,000 titles
www.elliottbaybook.com
May 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I will be interviewing Christine Wenc Elliot Bay Books on Tuesday night at 7. We'll talk about her critically acclaimed, new book, FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE: How The Onion Created Modern American News Satire. The book is great and Christine is amazing to talk with. www.elliottbaybook.com/events/45880
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5/16 at 7:30 PM | In this illustrated introductory volume, AI researcher @blaiseaguera.bsky.social uses the framework of computation to explore the complex origins, forces, and symbiotic relationships of our physical world.
In conversation with @mudede.bsky.social
🎟 Get tickets: buff.ly/UscoohP
In conversation with @mudede.bsky.social
🎟 Get tickets: buff.ly/UscoohP
April 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
5/16 at 7:30 PM | In this illustrated introductory volume, AI researcher @blaiseaguera.bsky.social uses the framework of computation to explore the complex origins, forces, and symbiotic relationships of our physical world.
In conversation with @mudede.bsky.social
🎟 Get tickets: buff.ly/UscoohP
In conversation with @mudede.bsky.social
🎟 Get tickets: buff.ly/UscoohP
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Hurry up and laugh before reality catches up with the satire.
Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
April 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Hurry up and laugh before reality catches up with the satire.
This week I visited two great rocks—one in LA and the other in DC.
April 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This week I visited two great rocks—one in LA and the other in DC.
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Air pollution has dropped significantly in #Paris in the last 15 years as a result of a deliberate strategy. Mayor @annehidalgo.bsky.social’s leadership has traded car space for green space, safe bike space, kid space.. and traded pollution for people.
Good trade.
Good trade.
April 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Air pollution has dropped significantly in #Paris in the last 15 years as a result of a deliberate strategy. Mayor @annehidalgo.bsky.social’s leadership has traded car space for green space, safe bike space, kid space.. and traded pollution for people.
Good trade.
Good trade.
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Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"
April 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"
I was on a flight today & missed the protests. I'm not a giant protest person but I would've gone. Anyway, the turbulence & drops were so intense that people were screaming, a woman sitting near me was praying. After thinking about my kids I thought: "Should've stayed home and gone to the protest."
April 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I was on a flight today & missed the protests. I'm not a giant protest person but I would've gone. Anyway, the turbulence & drops were so intense that people were screaming, a woman sitting near me was praying. After thinking about my kids I thought: "Should've stayed home and gone to the protest."
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Sackets Harbor, NY school principal Jaime Cook speaks to a reporter about protesting today for her three students who were abducted by ICE:
www.wwnytv.com/2025/04/04/7...
www.wwnytv.com/2025/04/04/7...
April 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Sackets Harbor, NY school principal Jaime Cook speaks to a reporter about protesting today for her three students who were abducted by ICE:
www.wwnytv.com/2025/04/04/7...
www.wwnytv.com/2025/04/04/7...
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Those trying to understand the tariffs as economic policy are dangerously naive.
No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief.
1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.
No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief.
1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.
April 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Those trying to understand the tariffs as economic policy are dangerously naive.
No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief.
1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.
No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief.
1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.
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Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich
March 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich
