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Tim Platt
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TEETH LIKE BEAK on all platforms!
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OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPACE
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November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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rudetales.bsky.social
Have you listened to a Rude Tales yet today or have you made a huge mistake???
rudetales.bsky.social Rude Tales of Magic @rudetales.bsky.social · 13d
🔔🍄🤰RUDE TALES OF MAGIC🤰🍄🔔

Nethermurk Episode 30: Bell Ringers
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
timplatt.bsky.social
101 episodes of
Oh, These Those Stars of Space!!!
starsofspace.bsky.social Oh These, Those Stars of Space! @starsofspace.bsky.social · 4d
🫀💥🚽OH THESE, THOSE STARS OF SPACE🚽💥🫀

Episode 101: Mirror, Mirror, On the Star... Part Two: Who's the Darkest Mirror of All?
November 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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starsofspace.bsky.social
Tomorrow
November 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
timplatt.bsky.social
My infant son is CRAZY!
Sometimes he is LOUD!
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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rudetales.bsky.social
It's Rude Talks Tuesday! @drhastings.bsky.social, @whirringblender.bsky.social, @bransonreese.bsky.social, and @jplepore.bsky.social are on mic answers all your burning Nethermurk Qs! It won't stop burning! Help me!!

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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 30 "Bell Ringers" | Rude Tales of Magic
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November 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
timplatt.bsky.social
the showstoppers suck now
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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This guy's got some questions
Screenshot of reddit posts all from the same person posted to r/SciFiConcepts. Post 1: Has anyone in history ever had an IQ and level of achievement similar to fictional geniuses like Rick Sanchez or Eddie Morra from Limitless? Obviously, no one has come close to them in terms of raw intelligence, but who in real life has come the closest — for example, someone like John von Neumann? Post 2: If an average person slept and woke up with genius-level intelligence (like Limitless or Rick Sanchez), how quickly would they notice? What would they first perceive, and how would they test if they’ve really become that smart? Post 3 [This one is marked as a spoiler]: In the movie Limitless, the main character, Eddie Morra, takes NZT and his first action is to clean his apartment. If someone else suddenly gained the same level of intelligence as Eddie, what do you think their first course of action would be? Post 4: Is Limitless a realistic portrayal of what would happen if someone in real life had the intelligence of the main character, Eddie Morra? Post 5: If someone went to sleep with average or below-average intelligence and woke up with limitless, genius-level intellect becoming the most intelligent person ever—how could they be sure they were truly a genius and not just delusional or insane? What signs would confirm their new intelligence? More posts from the same person asking about Rick from Rick and Morty. Post 1: Hypothetically speaking, how would the U.S. military react if Rick Sanchez existed in real life and actually did the kinds of things we see in Rick and Morty—such as getting into conflicts with the military, defying the government, clashing with law enforcement, etc.? Post 2: Is it theoretically possible to travel the multiverse using a handheld portal gun like the one in Rick and Morty, and does the multiverse actually exist? Post 3: At what level of intelligence does someone become a god-like figure, similar to Rick Sanchez? Is it when they actually create advanced tech like portal travel or when they have the ability to do so? Is it even theoretically possible for a person in real life to reach that level of intelligence?
November 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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NOW ON PATREON: Oh These Those Chats of Show (Mirror Universe Edition)

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November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Ichabod Crane and Rip van Winkle walking down a spaceship hallway
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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CLAUDIUS: B-but Grandmother, w-w-what's in the f-files?

LIVIA: Something you had better hope remains there. They'll have all of our heads if it gets out.

CLAUDIUS: *All* of our heads??

HEROD AGRIPPA <smirking>: Eastern Barbarian though I am, even I know enough not to put things in writing!
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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rudetales.bsky.social
We had a little hiccup on today's main feed episode, and if you want to hear the episode as the podcasters intended, we recommend deleting and re-downloading from your podcatcher!
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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🔔🍄🤰RUDE TALES OF MAGIC🤰🍄🔔

Nethermurk Episode 30: Bell Ringers
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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starsofspace.bsky.social
Our beautiful boys 🥹
hoobydoodles.bsky.social The Hoobieverse @hoobydoodles.bsky.social · 13d
Doodled up some of my favourite weirdos from the magnificent podcast @starsofspace.bsky.social ! Seriously go listen to it, it's one of my favourite shows :]

#fanart #digital #art #android #doctor #cockroach #mage #cube #philladeplhia
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
timplatt.bsky.social
got a new substack post about
my son being bored
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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I saw a pic of a bird
and it’s driving me
up the wall
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON

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COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN! bsky- @bransonreese.bsky.social insta- @bransonofgod You're looking at three profile picture sized images. One is of Swan Boy in full color with a fun pink background. One is of Rona having some sort of spell or something. She's in color but there's no background. Then you've got Cassie is beautiful HD black and white. Prices are listed below. ($250 for full color w/background, $200 for color with no background, and $175 for black and white) A little lower down there's Swan Boy in a Black Flag t-shirt painting a dollar sign on a canvas. ALL OTHER COMMISSIONS START AT $300 And then I tell you what I will and won't do for a commission: YES: Animals, OCs, Humans, Full comics, Really whatever. NO: I'm an open-minded guy. Don't push it, though. FIL OUT THE FORM IN THE LINK TO RESERVE YOUR SPOT. MOVE FAST - SPOTS ARE LIMITED
November 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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My wife just opened up a shop for her beautiful and terrifying quilts! Featuring some exclusive Swan Boy designs from yours truly. Why, you'd be a FOOL to miss out: nicole-sews.bigcartel.com
nicole sews
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November 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
timplatt.bsky.social
professional athletes should have pockets in their uniforms so they can keep a little pen n’ notebook for when
they don’t want to forget their funny ideas
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
timplatt.bsky.social
referees astound me.
Solomons of play.
judgement professionals.
amazing.
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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starsofspace.bsky.social
Forgot to vote on Tuesday? It's ok! Today is the last day to vote in the 2025 Top Ten Episode Poll. Let your voice be heard!

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OTTSS Top Ten '25! Last Day to Vote! | Oh These, Those Stars of Space!
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November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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my mouth can open
to the size of a tall man!
how tall is that exactly?
hard to say
what with the way men lie
about being 6 feet these days!
I eat whole humans whole
with my gar-GAN-tuan chompers!
November 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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I talk a time someone got mad at me
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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might as well relisten now
timplatt.bsky.social Tim Platt @timplatt.bsky.social · Dec 24
every holiday season for @rudetales.bsky.social , I run a made up game where holiday characters fight each other. This year, the game is prom themed. It’s the most important episode of Yuletide Kombat Family yet. Listen wherever you get podcasts. #letusadorehim
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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jplepore.bsky.social
Where else will you hear us discuss the Great Evil Laughs?
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM