Papa Squat
@timspies.bsky.social
houston
music & beverage nerd
popsicle aficionado
raised on commercials
cheese curls fan account
astros
very impish
music & beverage nerd
popsicle aficionado
raised on commercials
cheese curls fan account
astros
very impish
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You'll probably die of a disease that could be cured or prevented by an absolutely stupid amount of money you don't have.
Many corporations each spent 10 or 100 times that to make 30-second displays of flickering lights to sell you garbage during a football game.
Please eat arbys for some reason
Many corporations each spent 10 or 100 times that to make 30-second displays of flickering lights to sell you garbage during a football game.
Please eat arbys for some reason
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
You'll probably die of a disease that could be cured or prevented by an absolutely stupid amount of money you don't have.
Many corporations each spent 10 or 100 times that to make 30-second displays of flickering lights to sell you garbage during a football game.
Please eat arbys for some reason
Many corporations each spent 10 or 100 times that to make 30-second displays of flickering lights to sell you garbage during a football game.
Please eat arbys for some reason
The space between bouts continues to narrow
February 9, 2026 at 12:20 AM
The space between bouts continues to narrow
Post bathroom selfie
February 8, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Post bathroom selfie
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Reading an article about how scientists are using music to incept dreams for problem solving and it reminded me of one of the most impactful dreams I ever had, and it was because of music my roommate was playing while I slept…
February 7, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Reading an article about how scientists are using music to incept dreams for problem solving and it reminded me of one of the most impactful dreams I ever had, and it was because of music my roommate was playing while I slept…
Got to see one of the eagles today, perched in their nesting tree behind Target in Tomball.
www.chron.com/neighborhood...
www.chron.com/neighborhood...
Have you seen the active bald eagle nest in Tomball?
An active bald eagle nest in Tomball is garnering attention among birdwatchers and nature...
www.chron.com
February 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Got to see one of the eagles today, perched in their nesting tree behind Target in Tomball.
www.chron.com/neighborhood...
www.chron.com/neighborhood...
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Back at the start of the Trump II administration, it was disorienting to watch powerful law firms preemptively surrender and genuflect before the King
Turns out it was because the people in charge were close friends with Epstein and were worried about getting outed
www.ft.com/content/7001...
Turns out it was because the people in charge were close friends with Epstein and were worried about getting outed
www.ft.com/content/7001...
Brad Karp to step down as Paul Weiss chair after Epstein revelations
Files released by US justice department detailed relationship with child sex offender
www.ft.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Back at the start of the Trump II administration, it was disorienting to watch powerful law firms preemptively surrender and genuflect before the King
Turns out it was because the people in charge were close friends with Epstein and were worried about getting outed
www.ft.com/content/7001...
Turns out it was because the people in charge were close friends with Epstein and were worried about getting outed
www.ft.com/content/7001...
Odie knew too much about what happened to Nermal and had to be dealt with
@baseballfrank.bsky.social
@baseballfrank.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Odie knew too much about what happened to Nermal and had to be dealt with
@baseballfrank.bsky.social
@baseballfrank.bsky.social
Fuck yeah, @texasmonthly.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Fuck yeah, @texasmonthly.bsky.social
Bored on a Friday night
February 7, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Bored on a Friday night
Bitch ate my pick so we quarrel now
February 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Bitch ate my pick so we quarrel now
#NowSpinning
Like I’ve said before, I’ve yet to hear a Fontaines D.C. song I don’t like
Like I’ve said before, I’ve yet to hear a Fontaines D.C. song I don’t like
February 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
#NowSpinning
Like I’ve said before, I’ve yet to hear a Fontaines D.C. song I don’t like
Like I’ve said before, I’ve yet to hear a Fontaines D.C. song I don’t like
Setting up out-of-office replies in Outlook and powering down your computer for ten days
a man with long hair looks at a computer screen
Alt: Antonio Banderas with long hair looks at a computer screen and then turns with an excited look on his face.
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Setting up out-of-office replies in Outlook and powering down your computer for ten days
I, too, boo Vance every time I see his stupid, punchable face
February 6, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I, too, boo Vance every time I see his stupid, punchable face
#NowSpinning
It’s too bad Van is an ass cuz this is still one of the best albums ever made
It’s too bad Van is an ass cuz this is still one of the best albums ever made
February 6, 2026 at 8:34 PM
#NowSpinning
It’s too bad Van is an ass cuz this is still one of the best albums ever made
It’s too bad Van is an ass cuz this is still one of the best albums ever made
Oh yeah, these fuck
February 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Oh yeah, these fuck
On Fridays we wear rage
February 6, 2026 at 2:41 PM
On Fridays we wear rage
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Death Camp For Cutie over here
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Death Camp For Cutie over here
I’ve narrowed down my birthday tattoo search and basically I want a Celtic owl like this
February 5, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I’ve narrowed down my birthday tattoo search and basically I want a Celtic owl like this
TBH, I’d just like to go through one Olympics without having to learn about anyone’s junk
February 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
TBH, I’d just like to go through one Olympics without having to learn about anyone’s junk
Huge if true. Or maybe average for some. Just hoping it’s not a micro issue for anyone
From @theathletic.com: Reports have surfaced before the Winter Olympics that allege ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther. The World Anti-Doping Agency has vowed to investigate.
Are ski jumpers enhancing their penises to fly further? WADA is ready to investigate
World sport's anti-doping body has vowed to look into the lurid claims that first surfaced in a German newspaper in January.
nyti.ms
February 5, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Huge if true. Or maybe average for some. Just hoping it’s not a micro issue for anyone
In case you’re just now logging on, let me catch you up on today’s big news: big crypto boners and a ski crash…wait. Strike that. A big crypto crash and ski boners. Wait
February 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
In case you’re just now logging on, let me catch you up on today’s big news: big crypto boners and a ski crash…wait. Strike that. A big crypto crash and ski boners. Wait
I regret to inform you the GIF library on this site is still atrocious. How can I effectively communicate with people with such a limited vocabulary
February 5, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I regret to inform you the GIF library on this site is still atrocious. How can I effectively communicate with people with such a limited vocabulary
The Republican Party will forever be nothing but a massive collection of fucking dorks desperate to be seen as cool
guys. the kid rock performance is uh. well it’s exactly what you’d expect
February 5, 2026 at 5:13 PM
The Republican Party will forever be nothing but a massive collection of fucking dorks desperate to be seen as cool
Why is it our bodies decide later in life to start putting hair in places it never needed to before? Even more frustrating when it’s taken away from the place you DO want it. Shit be migrating
February 5, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Why is it our bodies decide later in life to start putting hair in places it never needed to before? Even more frustrating when it’s taken away from the place you DO want it. Shit be migrating