(not so) Tiny Tim
@timspies.bsky.social
houston
music & beverage nerd
popsicle aficionado
raised on commercials
cheese curls fan account
astros
very impish
music & beverage nerd
popsicle aficionado
raised on commercials
cheese curls fan account
astros
very impish
Transitioning from Die Hard to White Christmas as the season demands
December 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Transitioning from Die Hard to White Christmas as the season demands
It would be easy & completely understandable to reflect on this year & only see all of the terrible things that occurred. I want to look back on all of the GOOD things everyone experienced. For December I plan to share one good thing every day that brought me joy this year. I encourage you to join
December 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It would be easy & completely understandable to reflect on this year & only see all of the terrible things that occurred. I want to look back on all of the GOOD things everyone experienced. For December I plan to share one good thing every day that brought me joy this year. I encourage you to join
For the second year in a row I put up all the outdoor Christmas lights without electrocuting myself please clap
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
For the second year in a row I put up all the outdoor Christmas lights without electrocuting myself please clap
What if we kissed at…
There should be a combination funeral/ice cream parlor.
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What if we kissed at…
Whiskey and (tight) flannel season
November 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Whiskey and (tight) flannel season
I have discovered I can breathe better through my nose when I smile this is problematic
November 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I have discovered I can breathe better through my nose when I smile this is problematic
all my flannels “shrank” but I still have whiskey
Flannel and whiskey season, engage!
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
all my flannels “shrank” but I still have whiskey
And now I will call him Bro Jackson why haven’t I though of this before
Me, after being reminded it’s Bo Jackson’s birthday: “Oh hey I know someone who shares his birthday. Oh crap, it’s my brother.” 🫥
Anyway, thanks for saving my ass, Bluesky. I’ll go call him now
Anyway, thanks for saving my ass, Bluesky. I’ll go call him now
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
And now I will call him Bro Jackson why haven’t I though of this before
Me, after being reminded it’s Bo Jackson’s birthday: “Oh hey I know someone who shares his birthday. Oh crap, it’s my brother.” 🫥
Anyway, thanks for saving my ass, Bluesky. I’ll go call him now
Anyway, thanks for saving my ass, Bluesky. I’ll go call him now
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Me, after being reminded it’s Bo Jackson’s birthday: “Oh hey I know someone who shares his birthday. Oh crap, it’s my brother.” 🫥
Anyway, thanks for saving my ass, Bluesky. I’ll go call him now
Anyway, thanks for saving my ass, Bluesky. I’ll go call him now
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Just in case anyone is passively suicidal like I used to be — you’re awesome and worth fighting for. I wish it hadn’t taken me a cancer diagnosis and a year of grueling treatment to realize that.
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Just in case anyone is passively suicidal like I used to be — you’re awesome and worth fighting for. I wish it hadn’t taken me a cancer diagnosis and a year of grueling treatment to realize that.
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“I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”
Look at this idiot
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Look at this idiot
Our king has returned
Almost time to put up the centerpiece of our holiday decor
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Our king has returned
I’m still laughing about this. The back of my stupid head is now archived on MLB dot com
#Astros
#Astros
Um, that’s me about to shake Josh’s hand lol
@booksandbows.bsky.social
@booksandbows.bsky.social
#Astros daily links November 28
Josh Hader shows he is a good guy off the field
www.mlb.com/astros/news/...
Josh Hader shows he is a good guy off the field
www.mlb.com/astros/news/...
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’m still laughing about this. The back of my stupid head is now archived on MLB dot com
#Astros
#Astros
“I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”
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November 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Hats are having a moment and I’m here for it
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Hats are having a moment and I’m here for it
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Texas A&M, believe it or not, used to provide hormones for trans students on campus. That was where I was able to blossom.
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Texas A&M, believe it or not, used to provide hormones for trans students on campus. That was where I was able to blossom.
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The problem with fetishizing the rule of law is that people have to break the law to resist fascism, state violence, and oppression. This has always been true, and is very much the case RIGHT NOW.
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The problem with fetishizing the rule of law is that people have to break the law to resist fascism, state violence, and oppression. This has always been true, and is very much the case RIGHT NOW.
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✨HOUSTON BOOKSTORE MAP!✨
Come discover your next great read and meet fellow book lovers today, Small Business Saturday!
We can't wait to see you, neighbors. buff.ly/MO4RCK5
Come discover your next great read and meet fellow book lovers today, Small Business Saturday!
We can't wait to see you, neighbors. buff.ly/MO4RCK5
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
✨HOUSTON BOOKSTORE MAP!✨
Come discover your next great read and meet fellow book lovers today, Small Business Saturday!
We can't wait to see you, neighbors. buff.ly/MO4RCK5
Come discover your next great read and meet fellow book lovers today, Small Business Saturday!
We can't wait to see you, neighbors. buff.ly/MO4RCK5
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Read this @pastemagazine.bsky.social article about “Muppet Family Christmas” and then go watch one of the best holiday specials ever
www.pastemagazine.com/tv/the-muppe...
www.pastemagazine.com/tv/the-muppe...
December 9, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Read this @pastemagazine.bsky.social article about “Muppet Family Christmas” and then go watch one of the best holiday specials ever
www.pastemagazine.com/tv/the-muppe...
www.pastemagazine.com/tv/the-muppe...
@cactusmusic.bsky.social Do y’all sell CD players?
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
@cactusmusic.bsky.social Do y’all sell CD players?
Need to improve my ratio and shoot for at least one per post. Shit fuck damn
@timspies.bsky.social has swears! They've used 557 profanities in their last 5,287 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (88 times)
🥈 "shit" (81 times)
🥉 "hell" (54 times)
🥇 "fuck" (88 times)
🥈 "shit" (81 times)
🥉 "hell" (54 times)
November 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Need to improve my ratio and shoot for at least one per post. Shit fuck damn
Neko hates his morning coffee but he’s a little bitch without it
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Neko hates his morning coffee but he’s a little bitch without it
@profanity.accountant fine why the fuck not
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
@profanity.accountant fine why the fuck not