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Maiden of Utrecht
@tinkerbellee.bsky.social
Born American, now European. Copywriter, traveler & human being. Interested in pretty much everything except math. Now giving WAY fewer fucks for much shorter periods of time. Really hoping this place can replace the befouled Xitter.
JFC… 😖🤬
#iceout
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Primers are good 👍.
For those unaware, a quick primer on perhaps the most dangerous of the oligarchs.

Peter Thiel.
February 15, 2026 at 2:28 PM
No surprises whatsoever here… 🙄😖
February 15, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Outstanding!
#iceout
February 15, 2026 at 8:02 AM
They’ve been at it since the Reagan Administration.
"Donald Trump is not the disease of our politics, he’s just the worst symptom. The disease is the system that allows big corporations to buy and sell politicians in ways that leave them rigging the system against us."
February 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
So very true!
Makes sense to start thinking about de-magafication now rather than when opportunity presents itself. If the US is going to recover from this period, it’s going to need some root-and-branch change, rather than the usual ‘swing of the pendulum, brush the last lot under the carpet’ approach.
Some thoughts on what de-magafication of our institutions might look like when this nightmare is over (free post) open.substack.com/pub/asharang...
February 14, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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There's a short video clip of Pinker and Epstein on the plane and a girls voice says "where are you taking me" and this is the still from it. So I don't know what he's talking about.
February 14, 2026 at 6:54 PM
🤣🤣🤣
"I'll have meat and yogurt," said the Health Secretary, his voice box rattling like a decaying wooden roller coaster. "It's healthier," he added, as his forehead skin exploded into black and maroon flowers of biotic rot and his nose slid off his face into his plate of raw chicken pieces.
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 14, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Yeah, I’m afraid @jamesrball.com has a very solid point.
Europe desperately wants the US to be Normal Again so it doesn’t actually have to engage with any of the hard work (and spending) that engaging with reality actually involves.

So if Rubio gives a speech with ~better vibes~ it gets lapped up, even if it’s meaningless on substance.
Jesus Christ, a standing ovation? For an apologist for a regime which is buying warehouses to build concentration camps and murdering protesters on the street?
February 14, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Wow. Just… wow 😱. Names are named…
February 12, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Good!!!
February 12, 2026 at 8:46 AM
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I’m working on it now; they don’t make it easy, but we should all be trying to get refunds. Ask for a human agent. Don’t give up. Make ‘em sweat.
February 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
🤣👏🤣
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
See screenshots. You apparently now have grounds to get a full refund for your Ring doorbell even if the return window has expired 😈.
That Super Bowl Ring ad backfired spectacularly.
People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...
February 11, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Sounds kind of accurate 😖…
Schumer: ball’s in your court

Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain

Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls

Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families

Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
February 10, 2026 at 3:48 PM
😳 Maybe to to re-think your #Ring?
My Ring doorbell is coming down today. I canceled the subscription last year but kept the doorbell camera.
They aren’t looking for cute little dogs; they’re hunting for humans.

#FuckICE #ProudBlue #RingDoorbell
February 10, 2026 at 3:13 PM
#BadBunny does his homework… 👏👍
#BunnyBowl
Not at all surprised to learn that Bad Bunny has a historical adviser. His halftime show was a reminder that our history and culture are deeply intertwined with the rest of the western hemisphere. We should think of his performance as part of #America250. #SuperBowl
news.wisc.edu/pop-star-bad...
Pop star Bad Bunny needed a Puerto Rican history scholar. UW–Madison had just the one.
Bad Bunny collaborated with UW–Madison history professor Jorell Meléndez-Badillo on Puerto Rican narratives that accompany the new album “DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS.”
news.wisc.edu
February 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Behind the scenes… awesome!
#BadBunny
#Superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 PM
As always, an excellent essay from ARM
The reality is America is a huge multicultural multilingual country, not a white ethnostate, and venomous white supremacist MAGA crybabies lose it whenever that reality becomes unignorable. We should always seek to increase, not decrease, their discomfort. www.the-reframe.com/hating-the-g...
Hating the Game
The cooperation game, the murder game, and acting in good faith with people you know are acting in bad faith.
www.the-reframe.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Priceless… 😂😂😂
#Feefees
#ManChild
Andrew Tate’s “I’m too smart to read books” video went viral yesterday. His meltdown about it is even better. 🤣🤣🤣
February 9, 2026 at 8:36 AM
You just know that a serious number of MAGA households aren’t going to be able to resist staying tuned at halftime if only out of raging curiosity about what the fiendish, woke, liberal show is going to be like 😄.
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
So, anyone wanna’ guess how many chyron’s cross the screen pushing Trump-MAGA crap for sale or asking for political donations during the #TPUSA #halftime #SuperBowl show? I’m betting on at LEAST two a minute. But could someone else pretty pls keep count ‘cause no way in hell I’m watching that shit 😂
February 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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Next week Congress gets to see the names on the emails.

Get on your phones and demand they release the names.

They work for us.

We want names.

We are not playing nice anymore.

www.house.gov/representati...
Find Your Representative | house.gov
www.house.gov
February 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Oh, yes please 🤣!!!
Will there be video of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, Steve Bannon, and/or the President and first lady 'rocking out', I sure hope so
I’m watching a lot of petty, mean-spirited haters dunking on Kid Rock on every platform and seriously you all rock.
February 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Yep! I’m losing brain cells just thinking about the results we’re going to be confronted with 😖
Hey, honey, wake up. The predations are merging!
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February 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM