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The Onion @theonion.com · Jun 17

Salami Brandished

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ToastyLOven @toastyloven.bsky.social · May 19

This has been an amazing success and I'm STOKED to find my favourite weather dude on Bluesky 🥰🥰🥰

Andy Hill @bluekandy.bsky.social · Mar 13

Ryan and I are testing something new with this weekend's severe weather streams. Interactive "y'all watch out" areas, which direct Ryan's attention directly to my queue-ins & provide context through confidence level, hazard, timing, and cities+counties of particular concern within a drawn shape.

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ToastyLOven @toastyloven.bsky.social · Apr 19

I see cows everyday but I can never resist the urge to say hi cow

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · Mar 25

Trump signed another EO targeting the law firm Jenner and Block. Among the reasons cited, litigating cases defending trans people and immigrants.

They are the firm litigating the ACLU challenge to the executive order banning gender affirming care for trans youth.

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Jenner & Block LLP (Jenner) is yet another law firm that has abandoned the profession’s highest ideals, condoned partisan “lawfare,” and abused its pro bono practice to engage in activities that undermine justice and the interests of the United States. For example, Jenner engages in obvious partisan representations to achieve political ends, supports attacks against women and children based on a refusal to accept the biological reality of sex, and backs the obstruction of efforts to prevent illegal aliens from committing horrific crimes and trafficking deadly drugs within our borders. Moreover, Jenner discriminates against its employees based on race and other categories prohibited by civil rights laws, including through the use of race-based “targets.”

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ToastyLOven @toastyloven.bsky.social · Mar 25

*laughs in trans without a passport* So cooked.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · Mar 25

this DA doesn't know shit about right wing terrorism and you fucked up by giving them a platform. ignorant and incredibly basic errors. you should feel bad and you should probably lose your jobs.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · Mar 24

political norms are not just completely useless they are deeply harmful because they always end in the worst people acting with impunity while everyone else goes 'oh my goodness well nothing we can do that would violate the rules that don't exist really'

Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · Mar 24

I mean very obviously Hegseth should resign, and if it were a Democratic administration this would be quickly be a consensus position.

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ToastyLOven @toastyloven.bsky.social · Mar 6

Finally watching the SotU. Bold of the right to preach about "decorum". All the Dems have done is honor rules of "decorum" and that landed us here. Al Green is a hero and we need more representation of people with spines.

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Matt Szabo @mjszabo.bsky.social · Feb 20

Former NFL player Chris Kluwe arrested during Huntington Beach City Council meeting

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Former NFL player Chris Kluwe arrested during Huntington Beach City Council meeting

Kluwe, a Huntington Beach resident, made comments against a MAGA plaque proposed for installation at the Central Library, then approached the dais and was arrested.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · Feb 17

The DEIclaration of Independence unjustly discriminates against white kings from across the Atlantic.

by Elon Musk

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ToastyLOven @toastyloven.bsky.social · Feb 17

Substack is super popular for writers- idk about poetry, though. I don't follow any poets there, just political stuff

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ToastyLOven @toastyloven.bsky.social · Feb 17

Mon Mothma was only able to do so much 📣

ToastyLOven @toastyloven.bsky.social · Feb 13

Made a thing for a friend's sibling

Colorful illustration of a corgi in a basket, carried by balloons with a gold ribbon above that says "happy" and a gold ribbon below that says "birthday"

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · Feb 8

even spambots have given up

a screenshot of an account with no bio, no display name, with a username of four random letters repeated over again

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ToastyLOven @toastyloven.bsky.social · Feb 8

The death camp dreams are increasing in frequency. I take nightmare medication, this shouldn't be happening for a thousand reasons.

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ToastyLOven @toastyloven.bsky.social · Feb 6

Mon Mothma could only do much in her position.

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Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · Feb 5

I remember watching Star Wars as a kid and asking myself, who would voluntarily join the dark side? I understood Darth Vader's motivation, but not the stormtrooper's.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · Feb 6

You don't want to tell your children that all you did during this time was post. You should be podcasting too

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The Onion @theonion.com · Feb 6

Elon Musk Offers Self $10 Billion Federal Buyout
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Elon Musk Offers Self $10 Billion Federal Buyout

WASHINGTON—Saying he was just more deadweight hampering the executive branch’s ability to function efficiently, Elon Musk confirmed Monday that he had offered himself $10 billion to resign from his position as head of President Trump’s Department of Government Efficiency. “Like many other federal employees, I too have been presented with a buyout option as part […]

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ToastyLOven @toastyloven.bsky.social · Feb 6

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · Feb 5

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

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Dr. Laci Brock 🪐 @stellerarts.com · Feb 5

LEAVE NOAA ALONE YOU MFERS

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · Feb 5

I don’t want to discourage anyone, but I will give you a piece of advice: I don’t attend protests unless I know the organizers.

Do your homework. Ask questions. Listen to your gut.

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Fred Wellman @fpwellman.bsky.social · Feb 5

The United States Military Academy has just eliminated all Cadet clubs and activities for POC. Most of these have existed for decades like the Society of Black Engineers. They were there when I was a Cadet in 1987. All of the religious ones remain. This isn’t DEI. It’s white Christian Nationalism.

A memo listing all of the clubs eliminated by USMA.

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ToastyLOven @toastyloven.bsky.social · Feb 5

I remember this from 2014

The Onion @theonion.com · Feb 5

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

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