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Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 22h

Ahhhhhhh

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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 22h

Ahhhhhhhh

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Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 22h

How often does walking a guy to set up the double play actually work out?

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 22h

If you're wondering where having your ace enter in relief of a tied playoff game ranks among sports things it's number 1

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 22h

Logan coming out of the bullpen like

a baseball stadium with a miller lite sign in the background

ALT: a baseball stadium with a miller lite sign in the background

media.tenor.com

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 23h

The downside of having an advanced child is that she hit the #threenager stage early #dadlife

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 23h

Are you available out of the bullpen tonight? I might trust you more than Caleb Furgeson

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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 23h

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Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 23h

Well fuck. #mariners

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 1d

I'm so glad Dan learned his lesson in game 1 #mariners #postseason

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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 2d

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 3d

😂

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Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 3d

Sure, but have you seen Hunter Biden's laptop?

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 3d

I know transgender women aren't men, because they don't leave the seat up.

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Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 3d

My wife and I have been married for over 5 years and I'm still not used to her using my last name

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 3d

Like when Darth Vader loses his helmet at the end of Return of the Jedi

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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 3d

On a night of shirt stories this one really got me

From the LL comments:
At the end of my kid’s school day they announced that if the Mariners won tonight, they’d have a non-uniform day tomorrow. Her and her friends all planned to wear their M’s shirts tomorrow.

When the game ended, she went to get her shirt, but was bummed to find out that all of them were too small, so she went to bed thinking she wouldn’t have anything to wear tomorrow. I spent the last 2 hours going all over town, to 4 stores, before finally finding a shirt that should fit her at Target. It’s going to be like Christmas morning tomorrow for her.

So excited to see kids getting to enjoy this special team and season (something parents my age probably never got/don’t remember as kids!)

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Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 5d

*laughs in Felix*
*cries that Felix never had this chance*

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The Onion @theonion.com · 5d

Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums https://theonion.com/nobel-prize-in-medicine-awarded-to-tums/

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 5d

MARINERS WIN! MARINERS WIN!!!

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Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 5d

Most of right field is stupid

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 5d

For real. This is going to make White Water look like a mere Teapot Dome

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 6d

Why do people keep marrying him?

Duck Duck Noose @headzo.bsky.social · 6d

I just want my Cookie Crisp cereal to cost less than $7 a box 🫩

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 6d

I'm nervous about tonight, but this team is a long way from cooked #mariners #mlbpostseason

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 6d

So you're saying I should threaten more frogs?

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