Tom Jeltsch
@tomjeltsch.bsky.social
EMT. Dog dad. Person dad. I like baseball
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If you have to keep changing your story, you're guilty. Just watch any Law and Order episode ever.
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If you have to keep changing your story, you're guilty. Just watch any Law and Order episode ever.
Easily the worst part about accidentally putting chicken broth on my cereal instead of milk is that this isn't the first time I've done it
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Easily the worst part about accidentally putting chicken broth on my cereal instead of milk is that this isn't the first time I've done it
Your 2025 2-PAC champs! Go Cougs!
November 30, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Your 2025 2-PAC champs! Go Cougs!
Facebook marketplace never disappoints
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Facebook marketplace never disappoints
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I'm about to go walking in the woods next to a cemetery at night. I'm sure it'll be fine
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I'm about to go walking in the woods next to a cemetery at night. I'm sure it'll be fine
I caught this sadistic fucker right before lockdown; I can't imagine that's a coincidence #pokemongo
November 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I caught this sadistic fucker right before lockdown; I can't imagine that's a coincidence #pokemongo
This is a whole-ass subreddit
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
This is a whole-ass subreddit
I'm not surprised that Fred Durst supports Putin; I am, however, that there are still people willing to pay to see Fred Durst
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I'm not surprised that Fred Durst supports Putin; I am, however, that there are still people willing to pay to see Fred Durst
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Release the files.
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Release the files.
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Repost if you still haven't forgotten about the Epstein files.
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Repost if you still haven't forgotten about the Epstein files.
Bi-phobia energy is the same as Incel energy; you're just mad that someone else is getting laid more than you
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Bi-phobia energy is the same as Incel energy; you're just mad that someone else is getting laid more than you
"Clean Kitchen" should be a scented candle
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"Clean Kitchen" should be a scented candle
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November 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Asking kids to show their parents’ tax returns before I give out any candy. There’s a sliding-scale depending on household income. Thankfully we’re ensuring no one who can afford a tootsie roll gets a free one. The downside is that it takes 45 minutes per kid to determine whether they’re eligible.
October 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Asking kids to show their parents’ tax returns before I give out any candy. There’s a sliding-scale depending on household income. Thankfully we’re ensuring no one who can afford a tootsie roll gets a free one. The downside is that it takes 45 minutes per kid to determine whether they’re eligible.
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In 1932, the Soviet Union utilized food shortages as a means of coercion against the Soviet Ukrainian population. Called the Holodomor, it was a man-made famine used for political purposes, much like what Republicans in Congress are getting ready to do to fellow Americans.
October 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
In 1932, the Soviet Union utilized food shortages as a means of coercion against the Soviet Ukrainian population. Called the Holodomor, it was a man-made famine used for political purposes, much like what Republicans in Congress are getting ready to do to fellow Americans.
So Prince Andrew raped kids for years and as a punishment he has to give up his already meaningless title and go live on a different tax-payer funded estate? Tell me more about how accusations of SA can ruin a man's life
October 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
So Prince Andrew raped kids for years and as a punishment he has to give up his already meaningless title and go live on a different tax-payer funded estate? Tell me more about how accusations of SA can ruin a man's life
My very religious father in law told my wife that our 2 year old needs to stop pretending to be a puppy and live in reality because some people "take {make believe} too far;" I don't think I need to explain why that's funny.
October 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My very religious father in law told my wife that our 2 year old needs to stop pretending to be a puppy and live in reality because some people "take {make believe} too far;" I don't think I need to explain why that's funny.
How did the Dodgers spend a bazillion dollars on their roster and just not have a bullpen? #WorldSeries
October 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
How did the Dodgers spend a bazillion dollars on their roster and just not have a bullpen? #WorldSeries
"Game 3 was long."
"Shohei does things other people don't." I too could be a Fox #worldseries commentator
"Shohei does things other people don't." I too could be a Fox #worldseries commentator
October 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"Game 3 was long."
"Shohei does things other people don't." I too could be a Fox #worldseries commentator
"Shohei does things other people don't." I too could be a Fox #worldseries commentator
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drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
drake turning off the game as it gets to 18