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What is dusting and can I do it with a labor-saving-device?
It's on a beautiful winter day like this when the majestic low sun shines through your house that you realise you don't dust enough.
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Me: Why were my tests so expensive?

Hospital: All of our equipment is state-of-the-art.

Me: Why did it take so long to send the results to my doctor?

Hospital: Our fax machine was down.
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Mike Chalk interviews David Lammy. Only on YouTube.

youtu.be/-QdJ8VvapTA
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
More proof that #ai is not intelligent. Check that two-headed, 3 legged rabbit.🤣 Monday #comedy
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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I always wear latex gloves when I chop jalapenos due to an unfortunate fingering incident with my wife back in 2007.
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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America The Beautiful
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Breaking my no politics rule again. Apologies but this is too rich not to share. Nancy Pelosi - "Tr*mp...the worst thing on the face of the earth." "...a vile creature." #news #breakingnews Wednesday
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXtf...
Nancy Pelosi calls Donald Trump a 'vile creature'
YouTube video by CNN
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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A reverse coffee shop where a barista shoots you point blank with a tranq dart.
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I'm breaking my "no politics" rule today. VOTE!
November 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Stephen King posted this to Twitter 11-2-25. #DogsOfBluesky #dogs #pets
November 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM