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What is dusting and can I do it with a labor-saving-device?
It's on a beautiful winter day like this when the majestic low sun shines through your house that you realise you don't dust enough.
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Can you get eczema from being bombarded with too many eczema ads, cuz I'm feeling itchy and not in the usual places.
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Big news: I just successfully took delivery of a package without talking too loud or saying "very thanks" or inexplicably trying to shake hands with the delivery guy
November 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Another unrealistic body standard for women.
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Me: Why were my tests so expensive?

Hospital: All of our equipment is state-of-the-art.

Me: Why did it take so long to send the results to my doctor?

Hospital: Our fax machine was down.
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Mike Chalk interviews David Lammy. Only on YouTube.

youtu.be/-QdJ8VvapTA
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
More proof that #ai is not intelligent. Check that two-headed, 3 legged rabbit.🤣 Monday #comedy
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I always wear latex gloves when I chop jalapenos due to an unfortunate fingering incident with my wife back in 2007.
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
November 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM