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Handcuff bruises are just the sign of a good night out.
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Sadly we cannot actually put Enoch Burke in prison for his repellent beliefs. However; his self-victimising reactionary ideology requires him to believe that's why he's in prison, and that's almost as good.
Debunked: Enoch Burke was jailed again, but not for ‘refusing to endorse transgender ideology.’ jrnl.ie/6887268
Debunked: Enoch Burke was jailed again, but not for 'refusing to endorse transgender ideology'
Misleading claims about the arrest were shared in Spanish, French, and Polish, as well as by UK and US figures.
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November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Sadly we cannot actually put Enoch Burke in prison for his repellent beliefs. However; his self-victimising reactionary ideology requires him to believe that's why he's in prison, and that's almost as good.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Five years since I originally posted this on the other place. Mad!
The most stressed out I've ever been about Christmas was when I was 16 and I got my first ever job, working at M&S in Dundrum. As soon as I started I kept hearing these myths about the Christmas Eve Waste Sale, where all the food that wasn't sold on the 24th was marked down 90%.
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Five years since I originally posted this on the other place. Mad!
I love it when you can feel the anger coming through the PY workpaper
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I love it when you can feel the anger coming through the PY workpaper
Should probably not be thinking about life in the predawn commute but I've fallen into a terrible habit of just working and sleeping.
Doesn't help I've been like "I should go back to the gym this week!" *works till 8pm*
Doesn't help I've been like "I should go back to the gym this week!" *works till 8pm*
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Should probably not be thinking about life in the predawn commute but I've fallen into a terrible habit of just working and sleeping.
Doesn't help I've been like "I should go back to the gym this week!" *works till 8pm*
Doesn't help I've been like "I should go back to the gym this week!" *works till 8pm*
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Participating in society while criticising it as I admonish people for making these unhinged flavours while trying all of them at the same time ☺️
Death. Death to the perverts.
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Participating in society while criticising it as I admonish people for making these unhinged flavours while trying all of them at the same time ☺️
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He's right ... and he should say so
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
He's right ... and he should say so
They had a great one in Florida. They loaded us into a cramped little transport van, shuffled us from building to building in chains, stripped us naked and badgered us with hostile questions. Outdoor spaces lit with flood lights positioned to shine directly in your eyes the whole time.
Love a good Processing
thicccc shackles and chains make me feel a certain way 💦
ych from a bit ago for lumi, sigurd, and zephyr
ych from a bit ago for lumi, sigurd, and zephyr
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
They had a great one in Florida. They loaded us into a cramped little transport van, shuffled us from building to building in chains, stripped us naked and badgered us with hostile questions. Outdoor spaces lit with flood lights positioned to shine directly in your eyes the whole time.
k I promise to stop complaining about Irish politics for a while
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
k I promise to stop complaining about Irish politics for a while
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Since the image is making the rounds again, yes, this design is mine, and yes, you can buy it!
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October 24, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Since the image is making the rounds again, yes, this design is mine, and yes, you can buy it!
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Ireland has a unique type of character with a throbbing postcolonial inferiority complex that masquerades as hard-headed analysis. They infest academia and politics and they are so, so embarrassing.
When it comes to modern war, Ireland is a high-value target: its waters on the western fringe of Europe contain three-quarters of all undersea cables in the northern hemisphere. Despite this, is unprotected and unprepared.
An #FTEdit 🧵 on why this determinedly neutral nation is Europe's weak link 👇
An #FTEdit 🧵 on why this determinedly neutral nation is Europe's weak link 👇
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Ireland has a unique type of character with a throbbing postcolonial inferiority complex that masquerades as hard-headed analysis. They infest academia and politics and they are so, so embarrassing.
Just heard an ad for Palantir and it felt like a xenomorph trying to curl up in my lap
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Just heard an ad for Palantir and it felt like a xenomorph trying to curl up in my lap
We got my mother a new phone just before she broke her hip and went into hospital. The "mute" and "loud speaker" buttons on the call interface were reversed from where they had been on the previous phone. By the time we got to talk to her she was almost *weeping* with frustration!
something which doesn't get enough attention: as anyone who deals with elderly people knows, *any* upgrade - software or forced hardware - is like a nuclear bomb on their existence and is enraging
yah even 'better camera' which was the selling point for higher price/newer models has plateaued. at some point my decision will be 'replace battery or replace phone' but i won't actually need a hardware improvement
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 AM
We got my mother a new phone just before she broke her hip and went into hospital. The "mute" and "loud speaker" buttons on the call interface were reversed from where they had been on the previous phone. By the time we got to talk to her she was almost *weeping* with frustration!
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November 21, 2025 at 7:43 AM
How I sleep knowing my taxes paid for the capture of the fugitive extremist Enoch Burke
How I sleep knowing my taxes pay for the incarceration of Enoch Burke
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
How I sleep knowing my taxes paid for the capture of the fugitive extremist Enoch Burke
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Foxxo sonar activated
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November 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Foxxo sonar activated
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Won't pretend I didnt bring enough layers for Mam Tor but it helped to remember if I did a similar hike in summer, the only place I could get a cool breeze would be from the car AC
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Won't pretend I didnt bring enough layers for Mam Tor but it helped to remember if I did a similar hike in summer, the only place I could get a cool breeze would be from the car AC
hmm the extremities that went numb from all that sledgehammer work are coming back online
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
hmm the extremities that went numb from all that sledgehammer work are coming back online
Just in time for the AI crash!
Rachel Reeves poised to cut annual cash Isa limit to £12,000 in Budget on.ft.com/3LVHycE
Rachel Reeves poised to cut annual cash Isa limit to £12,000 in Budget
Move comes as UK government attempts to funnel more cash into London-listed stocks
on.ft.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Just in time for the AI crash!
"Atlantic Magazine is a neoliberal Dabiq. It's a psychotic rag devoted to a death ideology." - Matt Christman
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?
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November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
"Atlantic Magazine is a neoliberal Dabiq. It's a psychotic rag devoted to a death ideology." - Matt Christman
might give this one a try
I too once violated house arrest because of a hiccup meds related psychosis
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
might give this one a try
My favourite was the UK negotiators thinking that the basic competence of their Irish counterparts was us playing hardball when we were definitely the most sympathetic party in the EU.
And the random racist comments about Leo Varadkar.
And the random racist comments about Leo Varadkar.
I liked when they explained to boris Johnson what brexit would mean and he said oh god that is horrible you must strike a deal. They had to explain that was the deal
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
My favourite was the UK negotiators thinking that the basic competence of their Irish counterparts was us playing hardball when we were definitely the most sympathetic party in the EU.
And the random racist comments about Leo Varadkar.
And the random racist comments about Leo Varadkar.
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Eventually, long after it is needed and that need is clear to everyone, Ireland will switch to competing with other EU countries to attract migrants to choose it as a destination.
By then, whole generations of then-forgotten politicians will have made careers of poisoning the well of our reputation
By then, whole generations of then-forgotten politicians will have made careers of poisoning the well of our reputation
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Eventually, long after it is needed and that need is clear to everyone, Ireland will switch to competing with other EU countries to attract migrants to choose it as a destination.
By then, whole generations of then-forgotten politicians will have made careers of poisoning the well of our reputation
By then, whole generations of then-forgotten politicians will have made careers of poisoning the well of our reputation
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The prison events have given me a collection of selfies where I really like how I look and I can never show them to anyone lol.
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The prison events have given me a collection of selfies where I really like how I look and I can never show them to anyone lol.