What do you mean you roast a whole lot of meat and then dont also roast the potatoes?
And then you have pies which have a topping made of marshmallows?
And you claim our food is bad??
And then you have pies which have a topping made of marshmallows?
And you claim our food is bad??
Having a holiday always be on a Thursday is unhinged. Yanks are so enmeshed with work that they can't even celebrate a day off without having work the next day as well
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
What do you mean you roast a whole lot of meat and then dont also roast the potatoes?
And then you have pies which have a topping made of marshmallows?
And you claim our food is bad??
And then you have pies which have a topping made of marshmallows?
And you claim our food is bad??
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Marmite egg cum
Pure umami jism
Makes your sex life less humdrum
Egg cum
Marmite egg cum
Pure umami jism
Makes your sex life less humdrum
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Egg cum
Egg cum
Marmite egg cum
Pure umami jism
Makes your sex life less humdrum
Egg cum
Marmite egg cum
Pure umami jism
Makes your sex life less humdrum
Having a holiday always be on a Thursday is unhinged. Yanks are so enmeshed with work that they can't even celebrate a day off without having work the next day as well
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Having a holiday always be on a Thursday is unhinged. Yanks are so enmeshed with work that they can't even celebrate a day off without having work the next day as well
Participating in society while criticising it as I admonish people for making these unhinged flavours while trying all of them at the same time ☺️
Death. Death to the perverts.
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Participating in society while criticising it as I admonish people for making these unhinged flavours while trying all of them at the same time ☺️
It is quite funny looking at the FT comments section saying that Rachel Reeves is an avowed Marxist.
I'm sure my life would be much more pleasant if I microwaved my brain and it started pouring out my nose like an Egyptian mummy as well
I'm sure my life would be much more pleasant if I microwaved my brain and it started pouring out my nose like an Egyptian mummy as well
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It is quite funny looking at the FT comments section saying that Rachel Reeves is an avowed Marxist.
I'm sure my life would be much more pleasant if I microwaved my brain and it started pouring out my nose like an Egyptian mummy as well
I'm sure my life would be much more pleasant if I microwaved my brain and it started pouring out my nose like an Egyptian mummy as well
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Excited to say that’s it my very first day as Head of Publishing Administration for the Office of Budget Responsibility. Exciting things to come!
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Excited to say that’s it my very first day as Head of Publishing Administration for the Office of Budget Responsibility. Exciting things to come!
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POV you are Helen Staniland
what's the reason for the season? I'm not sure, but I do know that SANTA CLAUS IS MADE OF FRACTAL PENISES
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
POV you are Helen Staniland
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Wouldn't it be funny if the AI bubble popped on budget day
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Normally when a user breaks tos, the platform stops/temp bans the user. But obviously openai just wants constant use, so that's not possible.
Literally written in to wash their hands of murder
Literally written in to wash their hands of murder
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Normally when a user breaks tos, the platform stops/temp bans the user. But obviously openai just wants constant use, so that's not possible.
Literally written in to wash their hands of murder
Literally written in to wash their hands of murder
the UK just loves making it legal to collect 400 pages of documents on a child you have no connection to if you feel like it
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Father Ted creator Graham Linehan has been found guilty of criminal damage to the phone of a trans activist but not guilty of harassment.
news.sky.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
the UK just loves making it legal to collect 400 pages of documents on a child you have no connection to if you feel like it
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Can people stop saying Linehan is psychotic or mentally ill? He's not, he's just an evil cunt, leave that ableism at the door ffs
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Can people stop saying Linehan is psychotic or mentally ill? He's not, he's just an evil cunt, leave that ableism at the door ffs
I looked at Instagram for five minutes and it is literally all engagement and rage bait
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I looked at Instagram for five minutes and it is literally all engagement and rage bait
Now that eurovision is bad, they should invent something else that's like football for the queers
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Now that eurovision is bad, they should invent something else that's like football for the queers
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Sitting on an ironing board and turning my bladder into a cocktail shaker with all the vibrations. You better believe its GWR!
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Sitting on an ironing board and turning my bladder into a cocktail shaker with all the vibrations. You better believe its GWR!
Gmail implementing their dogshit LLM and tying the functionality to their automatic email sorting (which doesn't need a fucking LLM to work) is actually really good. Now I see all mail, I'm actually unsubscribing myself from all these countless marketing lists. Very satisfying!
November 22, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Gmail implementing their dogshit LLM and tying the functionality to their automatic email sorting (which doesn't need a fucking LLM to work) is actually really good. Now I see all mail, I'm actually unsubscribing myself from all these countless marketing lists. Very satisfying!
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@mousedib.bsky.social if they became of the cloth.
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
@mousedib.bsky.social if they became of the cloth.
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the "set up fee" here is enough for multiple years worth of hrt and they don't even include medication. unreal
please for then love of Christ do not give some fucking British sissy £1800 a year in return for an unpaid prescription of 2mg oral
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
the "set up fee" here is enough for multiple years worth of hrt and they don't even include medication. unreal
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
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I'm not exaggerating. It literally says trans people can be banned from all facilities entirely leaving them with nowhere to go at all. Since this covers public restrooms, workplaces, gyms, etc, this is effectively a full on ban on the participation of trans people in British society.
November 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'm not exaggerating. It literally says trans people can be banned from all facilities entirely leaving them with nowhere to go at all. Since this covers public restrooms, workplaces, gyms, etc, this is effectively a full on ban on the participation of trans people in British society.
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A Chinese immigrant named
Chaofeng Ge died in ICE custody.
He was found hanging with his hands and feet tied behind him in the “hog tie” position.
Deaths within these camps continue to rise, with more people dying in the last nine months than in the entire previous four years.
Abolish ICE
Chaofeng Ge died in ICE custody.
He was found hanging with his hands and feet tied behind him in the “hog tie” position.
Deaths within these camps continue to rise, with more people dying in the last nine months than in the entire previous four years.
Abolish ICE
Man detained by ICE found dead, hanging with hands and feet tied—attorney
The Chinese national died in Pennsylvania in August, but his family's requests for answers from DHS have gone unmet.
www.newsweek.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
A Chinese immigrant named
Chaofeng Ge died in ICE custody.
He was found hanging with his hands and feet tied behind him in the “hog tie” position.
Deaths within these camps continue to rise, with more people dying in the last nine months than in the entire previous four years.
Abolish ICE
Chaofeng Ge died in ICE custody.
He was found hanging with his hands and feet tied behind him in the “hog tie” position.
Deaths within these camps continue to rise, with more people dying in the last nine months than in the entire previous four years.
Abolish ICE
I really don't understand the point of doing this. They report on this by parading lots of truly tragic stories, and yet don't offer any solutions.
Obviously they can't run anything that would displease our national gods (landlords) but then why fucking bother?
Obviously they can't run anything that would displease our national gods (landlords) but then why fucking bother?
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I really don't understand the point of doing this. They report on this by parading lots of truly tragic stories, and yet don't offer any solutions.
Obviously they can't run anything that would displease our national gods (landlords) but then why fucking bother?
Obviously they can't run anything that would displease our national gods (landlords) but then why fucking bother?