Thomas J. Webb
@tourguidethomas.bsky.social
Born on an Appalachian mountainside in Alabama, but New Orleans is my home! 🪴 daddy, raconteur, lover of the arts, avid talker. He/him
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me [exuberantly, to Angela Lansbury]: Who exactly is this Carol, and why is she at the spinnet?
Absolutely no one:
Me [exuberantly, to Angela Lansbury]: Who exactly is this Carol, and why is she at the spinnet?
December 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me [exuberantly, to Angela Lansbury]: Who exactly is this Carol, and why is she at the spinnet?
Absolutely no one:
Me [exuberantly, to Angela Lansbury]: Who exactly is this Carol, and why is she at the spinnet?
Every time a king cake is purchased out of season, a chunk of Plaza Tower falls.
December 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Every time a king cake is purchased out of season, a chunk of Plaza Tower falls.
Reposted by Thomas J. Webb
By Libby Kercher
December 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
By Libby Kercher
Reposted by Thomas J. Webb
Manic Judy Garland Christmas Specials, Algonquin Punch, Christmas crackers, lots of food, and many good times were had
December 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Manic Judy Garland Christmas Specials, Algonquin Punch, Christmas crackers, lots of food, and many good times were had
Things I said to myself preparing for my Holiday Cocktail Party: "Sometimes you just have to staple a ribbon on and call it festive!"
December 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Things I said to myself preparing for my Holiday Cocktail Party: "Sometimes you just have to staple a ribbon on and call it festive!"
I made my own dried citrus garland!
December 10, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I made my own dried citrus garland!
🌈Homosexual Activity Alert!🌈
Apparently I was Judy Garland's no. 39 most frequent listener worldwide on Spotify this year.
It also said I was 88. I'm pretty sure I can sue Spotify for a hate crime.
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
Apparently I was Judy Garland's no. 39 most frequent listener worldwide on Spotify this year.
It also said I was 88. I'm pretty sure I can sue Spotify for a hate crime.
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
I’m a superfan
Spotify
www.spotify.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
🌈Homosexual Activity Alert!🌈
Apparently I was Judy Garland's no. 39 most frequent listener worldwide on Spotify this year.
It also said I was 88. I'm pretty sure I can sue Spotify for a hate crime.
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
Apparently I was Judy Garland's no. 39 most frequent listener worldwide on Spotify this year.
It also said I was 88. I'm pretty sure I can sue Spotify for a hate crime.
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
Reposted by Thomas J. Webb
Everyone will be relieved to learn that miraculously among the old slangy English words, “boondoggle” is not of racist origin!! It’s from a leather lanyard doohicky that the Boy Scouts invented in the v early 20th C!
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Everyone will be relieved to learn that miraculously among the old slangy English words, “boondoggle” is not of racist origin!! It’s from a leather lanyard doohicky that the Boy Scouts invented in the v early 20th C!
Merry & Bright - tree #2!
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Merry & Bright - tree #2!
On a lighter note: my first tree is done! #MakeTheYuletideGay
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
On a lighter note: my first tree is done! #MakeTheYuletideGay
NOLA churches do not play.
church sign spotted in new orleans
“ICE: WHATSOEVER YOU DO TO THE LEAST. YOU DO UNTO ME.”
“ICE: WHATSOEVER YOU DO TO THE LEAST. YOU DO UNTO ME.”
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
NOLA churches do not play.
The Judy Garland is hung! I'm doing my part to make the Yuletide gay!
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The Judy Garland is hung! I'm doing my part to make the Yuletide gay!
Happy Thanksgiving to all y'all! This was my 25th year hosting, and it was a marvelous time!
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to all y'all! This was my 25th year hosting, and it was a marvelous time!
Claiming that Danger Mango fellating Bill Clinton makes him our first LGBT President is James Buchanan erasure, and I won't stand for it.
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Claiming that Danger Mango fellating Bill Clinton makes him our first LGBT President is James Buchanan erasure, and I won't stand for it.
Any day now I expect to wake up in bed next to Suzanne Pleshette on November 9, 2016, and find out this was all a bad dream!
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Any day now I expect to wake up in bed next to Suzanne Pleshette on November 9, 2016, and find out this was all a bad dream!
They say you should only speak good of the dead.
Dick Cheney is dead.
Good.
Dick Cheney is dead.
Good.
a cartoon character says good news in front of a futurama sign
ALT: a cartoon character says good news in front of a futurama sign
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
They say you should only speak good of the dead.
Dick Cheney is dead.
Good.
Dick Cheney is dead.
Good.
Y'all. This is incomprehensible. Everyone and everything on Jamaica will be affected. I'm twitching just imagining a storm of this magnitude.
It's almost Halloween. This isn't (or at least wasn't) normal.
It's almost Halloween. This isn't (or at least wasn't) normal.
From a crewmember on yesterday's Teal 74 mission into now-Category 5 Hurricane #Melissa. As clear of an eye as you will see in the Atlantic basin.
October 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Y'all. This is incomprehensible. Everyone and everything on Jamaica will be affected. I'm twitching just imagining a storm of this magnitude.
It's almost Halloween. This isn't (or at least wasn't) normal.
It's almost Halloween. This isn't (or at least wasn't) normal.
A wonderful evening with friends making merry!
October 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
A wonderful evening with friends making merry!
My little sanctuary is always evolving!
October 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
My little sanctuary is always evolving!
BRB, heading to France to Be Gay, Do Crimes!
October 22, 2025 at 6:55 AM
BRB, heading to France to Be Gay, Do Crimes!
One of my greatest joys is seeing the wild creatures enjoy my garden!
July 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
One of my greatest joys is seeing the wild creatures enjoy my garden!
"Don't you just love those long rainy afternoons in New Orleans when an hour isn't just an hour - but a little piece of eternity dropped into your hands - and who knows what to do with it?"
June 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"Don't you just love those long rainy afternoons in New Orleans when an hour isn't just an hour - but a little piece of eternity dropped into your hands - and who knows what to do with it?"
