Aura is My Real Name
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I am most assuredly not on the nice list.
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Uh oh I'm listening to Christmas music!
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I am most assuredly not on the nice list.
😂
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Nobody
Absolutely No One
WWOZ: Playing a zydeco song about Who Stole the Hot Sauce
Absolutely No One
WWOZ: Playing a zydeco song about Who Stole the Hot Sauce
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Nobody
Absolutely No One
WWOZ: Playing a zydeco song about Who Stole the Hot Sauce
Absolutely No One
WWOZ: Playing a zydeco song about Who Stole the Hot Sauce
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This might be the most chic parade balloon?
The Spaceman was a fixture of Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in the 1950s.
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This might be the most chic parade balloon?
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One thing I hope that people who didn't know this before are realizing is that police (1) don't know the laws and (2) are not expected to know the laws.
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
One thing I hope that people who didn't know this before are realizing is that police (1) don't know the laws and (2) are not expected to know the laws.
I have a friend in NYC who always wanted to be one of Santas elves and always wanted to be in the Macy's parade and now she is one of the Macy's elves every season and also is in the parade with Santa every year. Earnestly proud and happy for her!
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I have a friend in NYC who always wanted to be one of Santas elves and always wanted to be in the Macy's parade and now she is one of the Macy's elves every season and also is in the parade with Santa every year. Earnestly proud and happy for her!
Lol
"Stuffing is wet bread with pieces of wet celery stuck to it. Everyone says they love it, but they never prepare it on any other day of the year. The majority of the other side dishes are factory-rejected baby food."
How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
To remind everyone how grateful we should be for all the readily available, appealing food that is easy to prepare and that everyone enjoys eating,...
buff.ly
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Lol
It's hilarious to me that there are suddenly all these tik toks and reels raving about drugstore lipstick, surprised that it is actually good.
Yes Revlon and L'Oreal and Nyx have all been here while you were overpaying for your lipsticks at Sephora.
Yes Revlon and L'Oreal and Nyx have all been here while you were overpaying for your lipsticks at Sephora.
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It's hilarious to me that there are suddenly all these tik toks and reels raving about drugstore lipstick, surprised that it is actually good.
Yes Revlon and L'Oreal and Nyx have all been here while you were overpaying for your lipsticks at Sephora.
Yes Revlon and L'Oreal and Nyx have all been here while you were overpaying for your lipsticks at Sephora.
Uh oh I'm listening to Christmas music!
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Uh oh I'm listening to Christmas music!
I'm starting to think the RTA app is doing this on purpose.
I reloaded it several times and it kept insisting I had to buy a new ticket.
Not until I bought a single ticket did it magically show I also had the monthly pass.
I reloaded it several times and it kept insisting I had to buy a new ticket.
Not until I bought a single ticket did it magically show I also had the monthly pass.
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I'm starting to think the RTA app is doing this on purpose.
I reloaded it several times and it kept insisting I had to buy a new ticket.
Not until I bought a single ticket did it magically show I also had the monthly pass.
I reloaded it several times and it kept insisting I had to buy a new ticket.
Not until I bought a single ticket did it magically show I also had the monthly pass.
Stop the presses. This parade has a cement mixer truck.
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Stop the presses. This parade has a cement mixer truck.
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al roker surprised this little girl with tickets to the rockettes and she said, “i did that yesterday!” DIVAAA
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
al roker surprised this little girl with tickets to the rockettes and she said, “i did that yesterday!” DIVAAA
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Lend me a heart replete with thankfulness!
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Lend me a heart replete with thankfulness!
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This coffee needs to do something
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This coffee needs to do something
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I decided to watch the Chicago parade for some reason. Dude Wipes is sponsoring the horse poop scooping.
Their giant cartoon turkey was accompanied by a parody song called "Can't Stuff This" to the tune of MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This"
Their giant cartoon turkey was accompanied by a parody song called "Can't Stuff This" to the tune of MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This"
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I decided to watch the Chicago parade for some reason. Dude Wipes is sponsoring the horse poop scooping.
Their giant cartoon turkey was accompanied by a parody song called "Can't Stuff This" to the tune of MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This"
Their giant cartoon turkey was accompanied by a parody song called "Can't Stuff This" to the tune of MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This"
I should have left the house half an hour ago but I had weird dreams last night and my brain is foggy soup
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I should have left the house half an hour ago but I had weird dreams last night and my brain is foggy soup
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Nothing says happy Thanksgiving like seeing Shaggy sing “It Wasn’t Me” from atop a huge turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Nothing says happy Thanksgiving like seeing Shaggy sing “It Wasn’t Me” from atop a huge turkey.
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During this season of giving, let’s do what we can to give back to the communities that have given us so much. From our family to yours, have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
During this season of giving, let’s do what we can to give back to the communities that have given us so much. From our family to yours, have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
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Filming ICE is your 1st amendment right. There is no 25 ft barrier. Thanks @davidhammerWWL
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Filming ICE is your 1st amendment right. There is no 25 ft barrier. Thanks @davidhammerWWL
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Local YMCA does a turkey 5k run/walk that passes my house on Thanksgiving and I’m currently watching them run while I eat a pancake and sausage on a stick
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Local YMCA does a turkey 5k run/walk that passes my house on Thanksgiving and I’m currently watching them run while I eat a pancake and sausage on a stick
Changing it up and watching the Chicago Thanksgiving Parade.
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Changing it up and watching the Chicago Thanksgiving Parade.
Frankly, it's none of my business who has blocked me and even if it was, I am too tired to care.
Why would you go to a separate website, login, and check a ledger that lists who precisely has blocked you on this website and when?? Do you also stare deeply into port-a-potty toilet holes? Just gazing at the kind of abyss that can never gaze back because its eyes are crusted shut.
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Frankly, it's none of my business who has blocked me and even if it was, I am too tired to care.
Everyone please meet the one cat who hates me. All cats like me. Except Hannibal. Who wants to murder me. He has wanted to murder me for years. He likes to remind me that he hasn't murdered me...yet.
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Everyone please meet the one cat who hates me. All cats like me. Except Hannibal. Who wants to murder me. He has wanted to murder me for years. He likes to remind me that he hasn't murdered me...yet.
That fire story out of Hong Kong is so heartbreaking. Just devastating.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
That fire story out of Hong Kong is so heartbreaking. Just devastating.