The Pale Space Rider
@truegritrumble.bsky.social
emerging to do this again
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me: *shows girl my bedroom* this is where the magic happens
her: there’s not even a bed in here
me: are you sure? *pulls a bed out from behind her ear*
her: holy shit!
her: there’s not even a bed in here
me: are you sure? *pulls a bed out from behind her ear*
her: holy shit!
me: i just found what i believe is another oscar worthy screen play
studio exec: what’s it about?
me: world war two
adrien brody: *falling through the ceiling* did someone call me?
studio exec: what’s it about?
me: world war two
adrien brody: *falling through the ceiling* did someone call me?
July 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
me: i just found what i believe is another oscar worthy screen play
studio exec: what’s it about?
me: world war two
adrien brody: *falling through the ceiling* did someone call me?
studio exec: what’s it about?
me: world war two
adrien brody: *falling through the ceiling* did someone call me?
gal gadot’s acting feels like a person trying real hard to read
July 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
gal gadot’s acting feels like a person trying real hard to read
apparently "he’s just not that into you" is not an appropriate response to a kid's father leaving. anyways, i’m no longer a school counselor
July 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
apparently "he’s just not that into you" is not an appropriate response to a kid's father leaving. anyways, i’m no longer a school counselor
If you were considering jogging, remember you can also NOT consider jogging. No one is keeping track. Live dangerous. Stay in one place.
June 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If you were considering jogging, remember you can also NOT consider jogging. No one is keeping track. Live dangerous. Stay in one place.
I like to sit under trees with my notebook & wonder what the tree is thinking watching me scratch words on its family's pulverized remains.
June 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I like to sit under trees with my notebook & wonder what the tree is thinking watching me scratch words on its family's pulverized remains.
(when the bill at a restaurant is brought)
me: *neurospicy* i got this
friend: okay. cool. thank you
(fifteen minutes later alone in my car)
me: i GOT this
I got this
I got THIS
i got THis
i GoT ThIS
me: *neurospicy* i got this
friend: okay. cool. thank you
(fifteen minutes later alone in my car)
me: i GOT this
I got this
I got THIS
i got THis
i GoT ThIS
June 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
(when the bill at a restaurant is brought)
me: *neurospicy* i got this
friend: okay. cool. thank you
(fifteen minutes later alone in my car)
me: i GOT this
I got this
I got THIS
i got THis
i GoT ThIS
me: *neurospicy* i got this
friend: okay. cool. thank you
(fifteen minutes later alone in my car)
me: i GOT this
I got this
I got THIS
i got THis
i GoT ThIS
(over text)
friend: i think someone has broken into my house
me: *four months later* neat
friend: i think someone has broken into my house
me: *four months later* neat
June 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
(over text)
friend: i think someone has broken into my house
me: *four months later* neat
friend: i think someone has broken into my house
me: *four months later* neat
employment agent: how did you get fired from your last job?
me: i’m not going to lie, pretty easily
me: i’m not going to lie, pretty easily
March 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
employment agent: how did you get fired from your last job?
me: i’m not going to lie, pretty easily
me: i’m not going to lie, pretty easily
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townsfolk: you should come to the festival
me: is this a normal “corny” festival or a “human sacrifice to ensure good harvest” festival?
townsfolk: which will entice you to be there?
me: oh i’m going regardless
me: is this a normal “corny” festival or a “human sacrifice to ensure good harvest” festival?
townsfolk: which will entice you to be there?
me: oh i’m going regardless
January 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
townsfolk: you should come to the festival
me: is this a normal “corny” festival or a “human sacrifice to ensure good harvest” festival?
townsfolk: which will entice you to be there?
me: oh i’m going regardless
me: is this a normal “corny” festival or a “human sacrifice to ensure good harvest” festival?
townsfolk: which will entice you to be there?
me: oh i’m going regardless
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boss: i hate "yes men”
me: yeah. me too
boss: i like employees who speak their mind
me: yeah. they’re the best
boss: you get me
me: yep
me: yeah. me too
boss: i like employees who speak their mind
me: yeah. they’re the best
boss: you get me
me: yep
December 28, 2024 at 10:05 PM
boss: i hate "yes men”
me: yeah. me too
boss: i like employees who speak their mind
me: yeah. they’re the best
boss: you get me
me: yep
me: yeah. me too
boss: i like employees who speak their mind
me: yeah. they’re the best
boss: you get me
me: yep
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A shot for shot remake of Jurrasic Park, except all the dinosaurs are pigeons.
February 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
A shot for shot remake of Jurrasic Park, except all the dinosaurs are pigeons.
spouse: why is there a cow in the front yard?
me: remember how I really wanted a riding lawnmower, but we couldn’t afford one?
spouse: yeah
me: well, for entirely unrelated reasons I stole a cow
me: remember how I really wanted a riding lawnmower, but we couldn’t afford one?
spouse: yeah
me: well, for entirely unrelated reasons I stole a cow
February 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
spouse: why is there a cow in the front yard?
me: remember how I really wanted a riding lawnmower, but we couldn’t afford one?
spouse: yeah
me: well, for entirely unrelated reasons I stole a cow
me: remember how I really wanted a riding lawnmower, but we couldn’t afford one?
spouse: yeah
me: well, for entirely unrelated reasons I stole a cow
all these people at this church wedding are wearing black and the groom is lying in a box and no one looks happy when i say “congratulations”
February 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
all these people at this church wedding are wearing black and the groom is lying in a box and no one looks happy when i say “congratulations”
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I love making a significant scientific discovery and running blindly through the crowded halls of my early twentieth century university with a bundle of loose papers in my outstretched arms
February 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I love making a significant scientific discovery and running blindly through the crowded halls of my early twentieth century university with a bundle of loose papers in my outstretched arms
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boss: we gotta talk about you sleeping at work
me: well, first I take some nyquil-
boss: you can't sleep at work
me: you can if you try!
me: well, first I take some nyquil-
boss: you can't sleep at work
me: you can if you try!
February 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
boss: we gotta talk about you sleeping at work
me: well, first I take some nyquil-
boss: you can't sleep at work
me: you can if you try!
me: well, first I take some nyquil-
boss: you can't sleep at work
me: you can if you try!
me: *tucks my kid into bed*
kid: you really don’t need to do this anymore
kid’s spouse: you don’t even live here
kid: you really don’t need to do this anymore
kid’s spouse: you don’t even live here
February 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
me: *tucks my kid into bed*
kid: you really don’t need to do this anymore
kid’s spouse: you don’t even live here
kid: you really don’t need to do this anymore
kid’s spouse: you don’t even live here
when i die, i’d like to be hollowed out and turned into a muppet so i can continue to concern and horrify my family
February 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
when i die, i’d like to be hollowed out and turned into a muppet so i can continue to concern and horrify my family
if you're worried about dying alone, get a pet. and then more pets. build a pet army. win companions through fear. become a god
February 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
if you're worried about dying alone, get a pet. and then more pets. build a pet army. win companions through fear. become a god
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Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
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When I was 8, my best friend stole my boomerang and we got into a big fight. The next day his parents died in a car accident and I never saw him again. Jeff, if you’re reading this, I want my boomerang
November 21, 2024 at 2:44 AM
When I was 8, my best friend stole my boomerang and we got into a big fight. The next day his parents died in a car accident and I never saw him again. Jeff, if you’re reading this, I want my boomerang
all i do is answer emails all day. i don't care whose emails. if i see an email, i answer it. no open computer is safe. my family is worried
February 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
all i do is answer emails all day. i don't care whose emails. if i see an email, i answer it. no open computer is safe. my family is worried
interviewer: waht’s your greatest strength?
me: my sword
interviewer: uh...okay. and what’s your greatest weakness?
me: i don’t know how to use a sword
me: my sword
interviewer: uh...okay. and what’s your greatest weakness?
me: i don’t know how to use a sword
February 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
interviewer: waht’s your greatest strength?
me: my sword
interviewer: uh...okay. and what’s your greatest weakness?
me: i don’t know how to use a sword
me: my sword
interviewer: uh...okay. and what’s your greatest weakness?
me: i don’t know how to use a sword
doctor: are you sexually active?
me: *pikachu noises*
me: *pikachu noises*
January 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
doctor: are you sexually active?
me: *pikachu noises*
me: *pikachu noises*
make your neighbors leave you alone by lugging heavy duffle bags to your trunk every night
January 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
make your neighbors leave you alone by lugging heavy duffle bags to your trunk every night