True Tourtillott
@truet.bsky.social
I’m that knifemaker that you like.
AlmaKnifeCo.com
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Please help me congratulate Shreka Junior on her graduation today from NOCHI!
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Alma Knife Co. on Instagram: "Please congratulate Shreka Junior on her graduation from @nochi_grams
She and her family are celebrating her journey this weekend. Please join me in congratulating her!...
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She and her family are celebrating her journey this weekend. Ple...
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December 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Please help me congratulate Shreka Junior on her graduation today from NOCHI!
www.instagram.com/reel/DSdGAvw... 🧶 🍽️ #culinarysky
www.instagram.com/reel/DSdGAvw... 🧶 🍽️ #culinarysky
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For ten years, Tesla FSD has been the grift that keeps on grifting. I don't expect that to change in 2026.
December 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
For ten years, Tesla FSD has been the grift that keeps on grifting. I don't expect that to change in 2026.
Hey turn on your radio and hear my pal @katetscott.bsky.social call this Thursday Night Football game on the Westwood One radio network.
OMG lady! You’re amazing!
OMG lady! You’re amazing!
December 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Hey turn on your radio and hear my pal @katetscott.bsky.social call this Thursday Night Football game on the Westwood One radio network.
OMG lady! You’re amazing!
OMG lady! You’re amazing!
The Bostoo Youk Yarters are going to sustain me for a while
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 18, 2025 at 9:22 AM
The Bostoo Youk Yarters are going to sustain me for a while
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These are a few of my favourite words …
December 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
These are a few of my favourite words …
I’ve been in dire need of some good news…delicious too! abcnews.go.com/Health/high-...
High-fat cheese, cream linked to lower risk of dementia: Study
People who regularly ate higher-fat cheese and cream had a lower risk of dementia over 25 years, while low-fat dairy and other dairy foods showed no clear association.
abcnews.go.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I’ve been in dire need of some good news…delicious too! abcnews.go.com/Health/high-...
I’ve been getting a ton of emails asking what I have available to ship before the Holidays. I put together a few quick videos. 1/4 www.instagram.com/reel/DSGChJ8...
Alma Knife Co. on Instagram: "I know you’re not done with your holiday shopping. So lemme help you out with a few handmade gift ideas for a chef or home-cook you love!
A few more of these short vide...
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December 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I’ve been getting a ton of emails asking what I have available to ship before the Holidays. I put together a few quick videos. 1/4 www.instagram.com/reel/DSGChJ8...
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![JOMO [dzomö] noun
Joy Of Missing Out; feeling content with staying in and disconnecting as a form of self-care.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rody5m6dpzuovd2wdrzsj2f7/bafkreig3jzht3kls7kcalsdutux5igm23lbv2sf27e7usubo44gyhfzqh4@jpeg)
This was well executed
December 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
This was well executed
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I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
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Read this thread.
It's exactly right. But also note on the internet related stories—the banning of TikTok and the attack on Sec 230—Democrats happily helped MAGA accomplish their goals and people have cheered it on.
Democrats trying to destroy 230 are not helping you. They're helping Trump.
It's exactly right. But also note on the internet related stories—the banning of TikTok and the attack on Sec 230—Democrats happily helped MAGA accomplish their goals and people have cheered it on.
Democrats trying to destroy 230 are not helping you. They're helping Trump.
There’s a specific mechanism in authoritarian movements that we’re seeing play out in real-time across American media and tech. It’s a simple rule: "If we cannot co-opt it, we must destroy it."
It is the logic of "scorched earth." It's the logic of the Nero Decree and it's happening right now. 🧵
It is the logic of "scorched earth." It's the logic of the Nero Decree and it's happening right now. 🧵
December 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Read this thread.
It's exactly right. But also note on the internet related stories—the banning of TikTok and the attack on Sec 230—Democrats happily helped MAGA accomplish their goals and people have cheered it on.
Democrats trying to destroy 230 are not helping you. They're helping Trump.
It's exactly right. But also note on the internet related stories—the banning of TikTok and the attack on Sec 230—Democrats happily helped MAGA accomplish their goals and people have cheered it on.
Democrats trying to destroy 230 are not helping you. They're helping Trump.
Who else had that one relative or family friend who got a fresh bag every year so they could gleefully remind all the kids what they “used to call them”
December 15, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Who else had that one relative or family friend who got a fresh bag every year so they could gleefully remind all the kids what they “used to call them”
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it's actually kinda funny in a way to get to the finish line of curing cancer and having the government go eh you know what. never mind
A tiny trial in New York has shown that personalized mRNA vaccines can provoke massive, lasting immune responses against pancreatic cancer, even as sweeping federal cuts now threaten the fragile labs required to produce them.
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
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December 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
it's actually kinda funny in a way to get to the finish line of curing cancer and having the government go eh you know what. never mind
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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Hundreds of kids in S Carolina are being quarantined right now because of a measles outbreak.
I don’t have patience for niceties when it comes to this crap, so if you’re an anti-vaxxer, keep your damn kids at home and don’t travel for the holidays.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
I don’t have patience for niceties when it comes to this crap, so if you’re an anti-vaxxer, keep your damn kids at home and don’t travel for the holidays.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
December 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Hundreds of kids in S Carolina are being quarantined right now because of a measles outbreak.
I don’t have patience for niceties when it comes to this crap, so if you’re an anti-vaxxer, keep your damn kids at home and don’t travel for the holidays.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
I don’t have patience for niceties when it comes to this crap, so if you’re an anti-vaxxer, keep your damn kids at home and don’t travel for the holidays.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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Central California is currently experiencing one of the most remarkable temperature inversions I've ever seen in this part of the world. The Central Valley remains miserably damp & chilly under dense fog layer, but it's balmily warm & sunny just 2,000ft up nearby mountain slopes!
December 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Central California is currently experiencing one of the most remarkable temperature inversions I've ever seen in this part of the world. The Central Valley remains miserably damp & chilly under dense fog layer, but it's balmily warm & sunny just 2,000ft up nearby mountain slopes!
Canaries & coal-mines….
December 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Canaries & coal-mines….
We are not pissed off enough
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara to US citizen detained by ICE: "I apologize that this happened to you in my city with people wearing vests that say 'police.' That's embarrassing."
December 11, 2025 at 6:06 AM
We are not pissed off enough
Eww, eww, ewww!
alternate timeline where Olivia Nuzzi gets to profile Henry Kissinger
December 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Eww, eww, ewww!
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During ratification of the 14th Amendment, senators discussed whether the Citizenship Clause would apply to the children of immigrants and resoundingly concluded that it did. The text and history all point in one direction and the counter-arguments are patently fraudulent. I am going to lose my mind
The evidence is the text. All you have to do is read the Constitution.
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
During ratification of the 14th Amendment, senators discussed whether the Citizenship Clause would apply to the children of immigrants and resoundingly concluded that it did. The text and history all point in one direction and the counter-arguments are patently fraudulent. I am going to lose my mind
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.