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The Onion @theonion.com · 22h

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

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True Tourtillott @truet.bsky.social · 23h

Probably

True Tourtillott @truet.bsky.social · 1d

Translation: 7 dickheads from Staten Island……

New York Post @nypost.com · 1d

Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor — possibly igniting mass exodus: poll

Hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers are prepared to bolt from the Big Apple if socialist candidate Zohran Mamdani wins Tuesday's mayoral race — potentially setting the stage for the largest population flight in US history, a new poll warns.

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True Tourtillott @truet.bsky.social · 1d

It’s long past time for the people who run Pornhub, OF, Grindr etc to spill all the tea

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Adam Doctolero @adamdoctolero.bsky.social · 2d

Hey Dodgers fans, fuck off.

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Katie Matthews, PhD @katieocean.bsky.social · 2d

Seen at a bar in New Orleans last night by my (Philly) nephew. I hope he bought this dude a drink. #Phillies #Pirates #P00P

Mustachioed dude in Halloween costume that is half Phillies and half Pirates uniform, with a half and half cap that spells out the zero zero score of P 0 - 0 P

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True Tourtillott @truet.bsky.social · 2d

She’s been turning me into stone for 20yrs

True Tourtillott @truet.bsky.social · 2d

JOKER in NOLA

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True Tourtillott @truet.bsky.social · 2d

Absolutely overjoyed this weekend to be joining the beautiful people of NOCHI (New Orleans Culinary & Hospitality Institute)

Awarding an Alma Knife Co hand-forged Gyuto to one exceptional student in this semester’s cohort.

Alma Knife Co

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Triliegi-The Flower Child @lavenderbluedreams.bsky.social · 3d

I know this isn't the healthiest but when I saw this I had to get it in honor of my mom and our Milwaukee roots
Can you tell why? lol

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True Tourtillott @truet.bsky.social · 4d

Oh FFS

a baseball player with the number 5 on his shirt

ALT: a baseball player with the number 5 on his shirt

media.tenor.com

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 7d

drake turning off the game as it gets to 18

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Daniel Abraham @abraham.bsky.social · 8d

If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.

Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net

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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 10d

"Mate, I can't do anything but tell it to you straight. This Canada thing is literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard. The Canadians ran an advertisement showing Ronald Reagan being against tariffs. Guess what? Ronald Reagan was against tariffs."

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True Tourtillott @truet.bsky.social · 9d

Can you imagine having Mookie Betts as LF for the last 5yrs and the next 5yrs?

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True Tourtillott @truet.bsky.social · 9d

The logical conclusion of your antagonists POV is downtown San Jose.

A culture wasteland and a food desert as well.

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True Tourtillott @truet.bsky.social · 9d

I say this every morning before I turn on the radio.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10d

The post from the Reagan Foundation is just complete gibberish.

The ad did not, in fact, misrepresent Reagan's views. But the idea that anyone needs the Reagan Foundation's goddamn permission to use the publicly broadcast official remarks of a former president and/or edit them for brevity is crazy

The Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation and Institute learned that the Government of Ontario, Canada, created an ad campaign using selective audio and video of President Ronald Reagan delivering his "Radio Address to the Nation on Free and Fair Trade," dated April 25, 1987. The ad misrepresents the Presidential Radio Address, and the Government of Ontario did not seek nor receive permission to use and
edit the remarks. The Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation and Institute is reviewing its legal options in this matter. We encourage you to watch President Reagan's unedited video on our
YouTube channel.

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True Tourtillott @truet.bsky.social · 10d

Daisy & Sammy chillin in the workshop.

Sammy is our little, limited-mobility foster-monster and he’s almost ready to start looking for a forever home.

He’s great with other dogs, chill in the kitchen or a workshop and a top-notch snugglebug.