turtlesong17
@turtlesong17.bsky.social
"what's with the tone, whore?!
~ jenny lawson
last seen: staying home to watch the rain
~ jenny lawson
last seen: staying home to watch the rain
the girls are having a fancy-paws kinda day.
January 9, 2025 at 5:23 AM
the girls are having a fancy-paws kinda day.
Biden commutes most federal death sentences before Trump takes office
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Biden commutes most federal death sentences before Trump takes office
Prewident Joe Biden changed the sentences of 37 of the 40 inmates on death row to life without parole, saying he was convinced “that we must stop the use of the death penalty at the federal level.”
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December 23, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Biden commutes most federal death sentences before Trump takes office
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pugs & chihuahuas made the list - of course. :)
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12 Dog Breeds That Love Their Humans More Than Life Itself
Dogs are famous for their loyalty and love, but some breeds take devotion to another level. These special companions thrive on deep bonds and will stay by your side no matter what. Whether cuddling cl...
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December 20, 2024 at 9:00 PM
pugs & chihuahuas made the list - of course. :)
iheartdogs.com/breeds-that-...
iheartdogs.com/breeds-that-...
your support for RAINN (rainn.org) is needed now, maybe more than ever before.
currently, donations are being matched up to $150,000. you can also help in other ways - just get in touch with them about volunteer opportunities.
currently, donations are being matched up to $150,000. you can also help in other ways - just get in touch with them about volunteer opportunities.
RAINN | The nation's largest anti-sexual violence organization
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November 27, 2024 at 2:01 AM
your support for RAINN (rainn.org) is needed now, maybe more than ever before.
currently, donations are being matched up to $150,000. you can also help in other ways - just get in touch with them about volunteer opportunities.
currently, donations are being matched up to $150,000. you can also help in other ways - just get in touch with them about volunteer opportunities.
since i'm here...
hello from idaho potato & maddie.
hello from idaho potato & maddie.
January 16, 2024 at 9:50 PM
since i'm here...
hello from idaho potato & maddie.
hello from idaho potato & maddie.
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The 14th Annual James Garfield Miracle is open on the blog! I’m sending 150 stuffed animals out to anyone who is struggling to make the holidays work for their kids. thebloggess.com/2023/12/16/t...
THE 14th ANNUAL JAMES GARFIELD MIRACLE – giving out gifts to kids in need on behalf of a ridiculou...
Hello and welcome to the FOURTEENTH ANNUAL James Garfield Miracle! WHAT?! “What is the James Garfield Miracle?” you ask. You must be new here. WELCOME. So! 14 years ago I walked into an…
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December 16, 2023 at 10:44 PM
The 14th Annual James Garfield Miracle is open on the blog! I’m sending 150 stuffed animals out to anyone who is struggling to make the holidays work for their kids. thebloggess.com/2023/12/16/t...
and as long as i'm perusing holiday watching options...
the 1996 remake of the preacher's wife is on prime. seriously, it's denzel wasington, courtney b. vance and whitney houston - why wouldn't you watch it?
the 1996 remake of the preacher's wife is on prime. seriously, it's denzel wasington, courtney b. vance and whitney houston - why wouldn't you watch it?
December 3, 2023 at 5:09 PM
and as long as i'm perusing holiday watching options...
the 1996 remake of the preacher's wife is on prime. seriously, it's denzel wasington, courtney b. vance and whitney houston - why wouldn't you watch it?
the 1996 remake of the preacher's wife is on prime. seriously, it's denzel wasington, courtney b. vance and whitney houston - why wouldn't you watch it?
serious question:
do i watch <i can't believe i'm actually about to say this> the cheesy christmas holiday movie?
there may be a justification defense here because <hear me out> IT'S GOT A CORGI PUPPY IN IT!!!!!
do i watch <i can't believe i'm actually about to say this> the cheesy christmas holiday movie?
there may be a justification defense here because <hear me out> IT'S GOT A CORGI PUPPY IN IT!!!!!
December 3, 2023 at 4:59 PM
serious question:
do i watch <i can't believe i'm actually about to say this> the cheesy christmas holiday movie?
there may be a justification defense here because <hear me out> IT'S GOT A CORGI PUPPY IN IT!!!!!
do i watch <i can't believe i'm actually about to say this> the cheesy christmas holiday movie?
there may be a justification defense here because <hear me out> IT'S GOT A CORGI PUPPY IN IT!!!!!
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I'm cold and I'm tired and I don't want to work and I don't want to talk to my therapist or my psychiatrist and I just want to go back to bed, please.
November 27, 2023 at 1:51 PM
I'm cold and I'm tired and I don't want to work and I don't want to talk to my therapist or my psychiatrist and I just want to go back to bed, please.
there's still time!
your donations* to RAINN will be matched - up to $50,000 - thru 11/28. visit donate.rainn.org to donate.
*did you know that 91¢ of every $1 is used to directly benefit survivors?
your donations* to RAINN will be matched - up to $50,000 - thru 11/28. visit donate.rainn.org to donate.
*did you know that 91¢ of every $1 is used to directly benefit survivors?
November 27, 2023 at 8:37 PM
there's still time!
your donations* to RAINN will be matched - up to $50,000 - thru 11/28. visit donate.rainn.org to donate.
*did you know that 91¢ of every $1 is used to directly benefit survivors?
your donations* to RAINN will be matched - up to $50,000 - thru 11/28. visit donate.rainn.org to donate.
*did you know that 91¢ of every $1 is used to directly benefit survivors?
and with this, i'll say goodnight.
November 27, 2023 at 4:58 AM
and with this, i'll say goodnight.
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If you aren't sure anyone can see the signal you send saying you need help, you're less apt to try.
And in the case of depression, you can mistake a shitty algorithm for no one cares about you anymore.
It's dangerous stuff.
And in the case of depression, you can mistake a shitty algorithm for no one cares about you anymore.
It's dangerous stuff.
November 26, 2023 at 7:18 PM
If you aren't sure anyone can see the signal you send saying you need help, you're less apt to try.
And in the case of depression, you can mistake a shitty algorithm for no one cares about you anymore.
It's dangerous stuff.
And in the case of depression, you can mistake a shitty algorithm for no one cares about you anymore.
It's dangerous stuff.
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The actress is a disabled wheelchair user in real life. However she wants to sit in her wheelchair is valid.
*lips touching the mic*
NOT ALL WHEELCHAIR USERS ARE PARALYSED FROM THE WAIST DOWN
NOT ALL WHEELCHAIR USERS ARE PARALYSED FROM THE WAIST DOWN
November 26, 2023 at 8:39 PM
The actress is a disabled wheelchair user in real life. However she wants to sit in her wheelchair is valid.
November 26, 2023 at 10:20 PM
a governmental screwup when he was born was noticed and the u.s. revoked his citizenship because of it. he's 61.
Perspective | A doctor tried to renew his passport. Now he’s no longer a citizen.
A Northern Virginia doctor was born in D.C. and given a U.S. birth certificate. At 61, he learned his citizenship was granted by mistake.
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November 26, 2023 at 10:17 PM
a governmental screwup when he was born was noticed and the u.s. revoked his citizenship because of it. he's 61.
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Schrödingers Beard. Sponsored by Gillette.
November 24, 2023 at 10:03 PM
Schrödingers Beard. Sponsored by Gillette.
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Here's your annual reminder that animals are not Xmas gifts.
Don't be a fucking dick this year...
Don't be a fucking dick this year...
November 24, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Here's your annual reminder that animals are not Xmas gifts.
Don't be a fucking dick this year...
Don't be a fucking dick this year...
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November 19, 2023 at 9:13 PM
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Hey @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com, there's a huge collection of Indie SFF authors that banned together for a $.99 sale this year and a quick reskeet would be huge for reach.
Thanks for the time either way!
All ~150 books can be found here: tabdalla.com/blackfridays...
Thanks for the time either way!
All ~150 books can be found here: tabdalla.com/blackfridays...
November 24, 2023 at 5:53 PM
Hey @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com, there's a huge collection of Indie SFF authors that banned together for a $.99 sale this year and a quick reskeet would be huge for reach.
Thanks for the time either way!
All ~150 books can be found here: tabdalla.com/blackfridays...
Thanks for the time either way!
All ~150 books can be found here: tabdalla.com/blackfridays...
add food network's 'the elf on the shelf: sweet showdown' to your holiday watch list. i hate those little fuckers but the show is absolutely delightful.
🐢 trust the turtle 🐢
#notanad
🐢 trust the turtle 🐢
#notanad
November 21, 2023 at 4:04 AM
add food network's 'the elf on the shelf: sweet showdown' to your holiday watch list. i hate those little fuckers but the show is absolutely delightful.
🐢 trust the turtle 🐢
#notanad
🐢 trust the turtle 🐢
#notanad
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"It's the Great Plan, Charlie Brown!" Peanuts’ Linus and Sally in the pumpkin patch remind me of our boys in the Bandstand scene from S1. I had to make them Ineffable! I had fun designing their characters & the play on words with Great Pumpkin and Great Plan. @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com #goodomens
October 30, 2023 at 11:23 PM
"It's the Great Plan, Charlie Brown!" Peanuts’ Linus and Sally in the pumpkin patch remind me of our boys in the Bandstand scene from S1. I had to make them Ineffable! I had fun designing their characters & the play on words with Great Pumpkin and Great Plan. @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com #goodomens
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I had a post here escape containment and I have learned that the "mute thread" feature
does
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does
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October 31, 2023 at 2:31 PM
I had a post here escape containment and I have learned that the "mute thread" feature
does
not
work
does
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work