tyler
@tylergscott.com
just a weeb with cats and dogs and chickens and cars and tattoos. seattle sports fan
a movie that takes place where you're from. except I went with a tv show because baskets captures the essence of bakersfield so perfectly.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
a movie that takes place where you're from. except I went with a tv show because baskets captures the essence of bakersfield so perfectly.
don't mean to flex too hard, but i just bought beef
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
don't mean to flex too hard, but i just bought beef
one thing I think is probably happening is that (federal?) law enforcement agencies are probably cataloging all real estate listing photos for comparison to photos/videos taken of crimes, be they from social media or other places that media is posted where they might be needing to deduce a location.
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
one thing I think is probably happening is that (federal?) law enforcement agencies are probably cataloging all real estate listing photos for comparison to photos/videos taken of crimes, be they from social media or other places that media is posted where they might be needing to deduce a location.
seahawks lose, but i won a car today so thats cool. i'll chalk it up as a wash
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
seahawks lose, but i won a car today so thats cool. i'll chalk it up as a wash
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
my dog wears a muzzle on our walks just to keep him from eating stuff off the ground (youd be amazed the random places they can find chicken bones just scattered around), but it also occasionally saves a squirrels life.
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
my dog wears a muzzle on our walks just to keep him from eating stuff off the ground (youd be amazed the random places they can find chicken bones just scattered around), but it also occasionally saves a squirrels life.
the two books I performatively keep on my nightstand
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
the two books I performatively keep on my nightstand
i dont have any delusions that trump or any of the other rich & powerful people involved with epstein will face any actual consequences for it.
but i do need one brave wh reporter to ask trump, to his face, if he ever sucked bill clinton's pp.
but i do need one brave wh reporter to ask trump, to his face, if he ever sucked bill clinton's pp.
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
i dont have any delusions that trump or any of the other rich & powerful people involved with epstein will face any actual consequences for it.
but i do need one brave wh reporter to ask trump, to his face, if he ever sucked bill clinton's pp.
but i do need one brave wh reporter to ask trump, to his face, if he ever sucked bill clinton's pp.
a centrally planned economy where you are placed in a job based on aptitude, programmatic advancement, and need. all our productive output goes into one big pile, and it is disbursed roughly equally across people, suited to your preferences insofar as is efficient.
i believe in equality of outcome.
i believe in equality of outcome.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
a centrally planned economy where you are placed in a job based on aptitude, programmatic advancement, and need. all our productive output goes into one big pile, and it is disbursed roughly equally across people, suited to your preferences insofar as is efficient.
i believe in equality of outcome.
i believe in equality of outcome.
name 4 dormant/dead franchises you want brought back
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
name 4 dormant/dead franchises you want brought back
best vanity plate i've ever seen was in CA in 2009 or 2010
UACWORD
still want to get it myself someday in another state, if anyone has any tips for what explanation I could offer that would get it past the censors..
UACWORD
still want to get it myself someday in another state, if anyone has any tips for what explanation I could offer that would get it past the censors..
Customer: WORK VAN, THE T IS SILENT.
DMV: TWERK VAN
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: TWERK VAN
Verdict: DENIED
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
best vanity plate i've ever seen was in CA in 2009 or 2010
UACWORD
still want to get it myself someday in another state, if anyone has any tips for what explanation I could offer that would get it past the censors..
UACWORD
still want to get it myself someday in another state, if anyone has any tips for what explanation I could offer that would get it past the censors..
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Crankin hog or hogly crankin?
November 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Crankin hog or hogly crankin?
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Stephen Miller is just a rabid evil fuck who clearly never had a non rabid evil fuck thought in his head; Trump's your racist sexual harasser grandpa drifting towards his next cheeseburger. Vance is just so proud of himself each moment for choosing to be a hateful monster
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Stephen Miller is just a rabid evil fuck who clearly never had a non rabid evil fuck thought in his head; Trump's your racist sexual harasser grandpa drifting towards his next cheeseburger. Vance is just so proud of himself each moment for choosing to be a hateful monster
controversial opinion i hold adamantly and eternally: the third generation integra's USDM front end, with the "bug eye" headlights, is vastly better than the JDM alternative.
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
controversial opinion i hold adamantly and eternally: the third generation integra's USDM front end, with the "bug eye" headlights, is vastly better than the JDM alternative.
never been my favorite anime but I have caught up with my hero academia finally, a few episodes into the final season.
this, is how you do a finale. every moment has been peak intensity, tying it all up with an intense, well-animated bow. lots of fun.
this, is how you do a finale. every moment has been peak intensity, tying it all up with an intense, well-animated bow. lots of fun.
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
never been my favorite anime but I have caught up with my hero academia finally, a few episodes into the final season.
this, is how you do a finale. every moment has been peak intensity, tying it all up with an intense, well-animated bow. lots of fun.
this, is how you do a finale. every moment has been peak intensity, tying it all up with an intense, well-animated bow. lots of fun.
A Plague Tale: Innocence is perhaps the most linear video game I've ever played, aside from Time Crisis 2.
It is closer to a visual novel than a video game. There is no character progression, no decisions to make, or any meaningful gameplay at all.
But, it is good at what it set out to do. 7/10
It is closer to a visual novel than a video game. There is no character progression, no decisions to make, or any meaningful gameplay at all.
But, it is good at what it set out to do. 7/10
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
A Plague Tale: Innocence is perhaps the most linear video game I've ever played, aside from Time Crisis 2.
It is closer to a visual novel than a video game. There is no character progression, no decisions to make, or any meaningful gameplay at all.
But, it is good at what it set out to do. 7/10
It is closer to a visual novel than a video game. There is no character progression, no decisions to make, or any meaningful gameplay at all.
But, it is good at what it set out to do. 7/10
this is what social media should be used for
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
this is what social media should be used for
if i have to hear about the edmund fitzgerald one more fuckin time, i will pick up a GameCube controller and navigate a homemade submersible down to where it rests and put another hole in it.
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
if i have to hear about the edmund fitzgerald one more fuckin time, i will pick up a GameCube controller and navigate a homemade submersible down to where it rests and put another hole in it.
imagine being target, spending millions to get the named sponsorship for the "first half highlights" segment on MNF. and the highlight is a double goose egg.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
imagine being target, spending millions to get the named sponsorship for the "first half highlights" segment on MNF. and the highlight is a double goose egg.
someone please pitch trump on m4a and call it "trumpcare." print a photo of him giving his thumbs up on every hospital bill, right next to where it says "amount due: $0.00" tell him everyone will love it
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
someone please pitch trump on m4a and call it "trumpcare." print a photo of him giving his thumbs up on every hospital bill, right next to where it says "amount due: $0.00" tell him everyone will love it
I like this. lets keep doing this.
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I like this. lets keep doing this.
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why bother even wiping anymore what's the fucking point
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
why bother even wiping anymore what's the fucking point
I know every generation believes this, but we (peak millenials) actually did grow up at the best possible time and place.
whatcha know about that watermelon Laffy Taffy with the seeds
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I know every generation believes this, but we (peak millenials) actually did grow up at the best possible time and place.
watched enough of gachiakuta and the water magician to say they both suck.
completely without character, interest, or anything unique or interesting about them. generic and vapid. i'm 99% sure both were written and/or animated with AI.
1/10 for both of em. I'd be suspect of anyone who likes them.
completely without character, interest, or anything unique or interesting about them. generic and vapid. i'm 99% sure both were written and/or animated with AI.
1/10 for both of em. I'd be suspect of anyone who likes them.
November 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
watched enough of gachiakuta and the water magician to say they both suck.
completely without character, interest, or anything unique or interesting about them. generic and vapid. i'm 99% sure both were written and/or animated with AI.
1/10 for both of em. I'd be suspect of anyone who likes them.
completely without character, interest, or anything unique or interesting about them. generic and vapid. i'm 99% sure both were written and/or animated with AI.
1/10 for both of em. I'd be suspect of anyone who likes them.