tyler
@tylergscott.com
just a weeb with cats and dogs and chickens and cars and tattoos. seattle sports fan
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The Seahawks have lost 3 games by a combined 9 points. They’ve won 15 games by a combined 235.
Best team in football.
Best team in football.
January 18, 2026 at 7:04 AM
The Seahawks have lost 3 games by a combined 9 points. They’ve won 15 games by a combined 235.
Best team in football.
Best team in football.
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The NFL is going to change a bunch of rules because the Seahawks defense is ruining football for the second time this century
January 18, 2026 at 3:38 AM
The NFL is going to change a bunch of rules because the Seahawks defense is ruining football for the second time this century
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"Vivid Sex Dream About [rasheed shaheed] Again"
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do you think popeye ever made bluto watch
January 17, 2026 at 6:54 AM
do you think popeye ever made bluto watch
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I will be cheering for the Seattle Seahawks to win their football game tomorrow. Feel free to join me.
January 17, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I will be cheering for the Seattle Seahawks to win their football game tomorrow. Feel free to join me.
what the FUCK is going on with mobile games these days. i dont think they have any familiarity with the source material they're ripping off..
January 16, 2026 at 5:14 PM
what the FUCK is going on with mobile games these days. i dont think they have any familiarity with the source material they're ripping off..
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Murdering a wife and mother.
Abducting a baby and giving it a bruise on the cheek.
Flashbanging a car full of kids, including a 6 month old.
They better fucking hope we only stop at “Abolish ICE”
Abducting a baby and giving it a bruise on the cheek.
Flashbanging a car full of kids, including a 6 month old.
They better fucking hope we only stop at “Abolish ICE”
January 15, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Murdering a wife and mother.
Abducting a baby and giving it a bruise on the cheek.
Flashbanging a car full of kids, including a 6 month old.
They better fucking hope we only stop at “Abolish ICE”
Abducting a baby and giving it a bruise on the cheek.
Flashbanging a car full of kids, including a 6 month old.
They better fucking hope we only stop at “Abolish ICE”
made me and my brother chicken bacon ranch sammiches for lunch
January 14, 2026 at 12:18 AM
made me and my brother chicken bacon ranch sammiches for lunch
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born and raised in CA, moved to WA the day I graduated college.
Seahawks games in WI and SC; Work trips to VA, NY, CO; Space Camp in GA as a child.
Rest is road tripping and visiting friends and family.
Seahawks games in WI and SC; Work trips to VA, NY, CO; Space Camp in GA as a child.
Rest is road tripping and visiting friends and family.
January 9, 2026 at 5:08 PM
born and raised in CA, moved to WA the day I graduated college.
Seahawks games in WI and SC; Work trips to VA, NY, CO; Space Camp in GA as a child.
Rest is road tripping and visiting friends and family.
Seahawks games in WI and SC; Work trips to VA, NY, CO; Space Camp in GA as a child.
Rest is road tripping and visiting friends and family.
nature is healing (i'm getting unsolicited outreach for job opportunities in my field again)
haven't seen that since elon bought twitter and started the tech cut dominoes falling in '22
haven't seen that since elon bought twitter and started the tech cut dominoes falling in '22
January 9, 2026 at 6:18 AM
nature is healing (i'm getting unsolicited outreach for job opportunities in my field again)
haven't seen that since elon bought twitter and started the tech cut dominoes falling in '22
haven't seen that since elon bought twitter and started the tech cut dominoes falling in '22
one thing i've always appreciated about catholicism, is that their main guy can literally "no true scotsman" anyone out of their club.
other christian sects have no such luxury; if someone says they're one of you they just are. but catholics can be like "we don't claim him, officially"
other christian sects have no such luxury; if someone says they're one of you they just are. but catholics can be like "we don't claim him, officially"
excommunicate his ass
January 9, 2026 at 4:15 AM
one thing i've always appreciated about catholicism, is that their main guy can literally "no true scotsman" anyone out of their club.
other christian sects have no such luxury; if someone says they're one of you they just are. but catholics can be like "we don't claim him, officially"
other christian sects have no such luxury; if someone says they're one of you they just are. but catholics can be like "we don't claim him, officially"
one of those weeks. good thing there's no seahawks game for me to miss this weekend.
January 8, 2026 at 2:37 AM
one of those weeks. good thing there's no seahawks game for me to miss this weekend.
ever since seeing that german game show where they cut foods in half competitively, ive been trying it when I can. symmetrical blocks of cheese and bread slices are easy, more impressive with a piece of sourdough. but nailed this one the other day.
January 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
ever since seeing that german game show where they cut foods in half competitively, ive been trying it when I can. symmetrical blocks of cheese and bread slices are easy, more impressive with a piece of sourdough. but nailed this one the other day.
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microblogging as a format was designed for posting pictures of your sandwich and jokes about jerking off. every time you try to make it do something else it degrades the core experience
January 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
microblogging as a format was designed for posting pictures of your sandwich and jokes about jerking off. every time you try to make it do something else it degrades the core experience
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i own one of those little laser tape measure things and every time i need it i look around for like 45 minutes but like every 2 days when i don't need it i see it and pick it up and go oooh doo hoo that wall is 113 cm away and put it down in the worst possible place
January 5, 2026 at 10:20 PM
i own one of those little laser tape measure things and every time i need it i look around for like 45 minutes but like every 2 days when i don't need it i see it and pick it up and go oooh doo hoo that wall is 113 cm away and put it down in the worst possible place
objectively the best way to get into the playoffs. or second best, after defeating the 49ers at home for the nfcw and the first seed 13-3
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
objectively the best way to get into the playoffs. or second best, after defeating the 49ers at home for the nfcw and the first seed 13-3
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was just reminded of the time @chewy.com flew me out to boston for an interview in the summer of 16. there was a beer garden outside my hotel I got drunk and got my stomach tattooed and didnt get the job.
January 5, 2026 at 2:42 AM
was just reminded of the time @chewy.com flew me out to boston for an interview in the summer of 16. there was a beer garden outside my hotel I got drunk and got my stomach tattooed and didnt get the job.
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14 wins
NFC West champs
#1 seed
+199 point differential (1st)
Best team in the NFL
NFC West champs
#1 seed
+199 point differential (1st)
Best team in the NFL
January 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
14 wins
NFC West champs
#1 seed
+199 point differential (1st)
Best team in the NFL
NFC West champs
#1 seed
+199 point differential (1st)
Best team in the NFL
I'm gonna 100% the mgs3 remake. and a dozen other games probably.
okay let's do a thread of FUN ONLY, no-stress, low-stakes New Year's Resolutions that are designed not to make you become a Better™️ Person™️ but purely to increase the amount of happiness in your life in 2026
I'm going to learn Polish folk embroidery and I want to DM at least a one-shot of something
I'm going to learn Polish folk embroidery and I want to DM at least a one-shot of something
December 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I'm gonna 100% the mgs3 remake. and a dozen other games probably.
one time I was at a hawks game on acid, having a grand ol time and chatting it up in the beer line with a nice older woman. she gave me a $50 bill and said "let me buy your beers today." I tried to decline but she insisted.
I would like to hear about a time someone, a stranger even, was very kind to you without any prompting, ulterior motive, or strings attached.
December 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
one time I was at a hawks game on acid, having a grand ol time and chatting it up in the beer line with a nice older woman. she gave me a $50 bill and said "let me buy your beers today." I tried to decline but she insisted.