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bear on the internet, bear in real life
He/him gay doesn’t begin to cover what I am
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⭐REMEMBER TODAY⭐

SHOCK AND AWE

THE GOAL OF THIS REGIME IS TO TERRIFY YOU INTO INACTION! TO HIT YOU WITH SO MANY THINGS AT ONCE YOURE OVERWHELMED.

FIND THE ONES YOU LOVE AND BREATHE, DO SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF TODAY, LOVE EACH OTHER IN THE FACE OF UNMITIGATED EVIL, WE WILL WIN.
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"I asked ChatGPT"
What would someone have to say to you for this to happen?
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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I just find it hilarious that his whole cabinet is sloberring praise all over him with ridiculous hyperbole and he is falling asleep while they're doing it.

You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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hey hey hey hey
December 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I swear to god man fuck this job
December 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
What are some things that are accepted if your skinny but frowned on if you’re fat, I’ll start.

-seeing your underwear/ass crack when you bend over
December 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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no one's posted Peter Griffin Family Guy SOPHIE Immaterial on here so
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Steiner fan art ✨
Of course now I want to play Final Fantasy 9 again
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Sabrina Carpenter's post yesterday calling the White House video "evil and disgusting" is in record-setting ratio territory: 1.3 million likes (20x more than WH's), 177,000 reposts, 83 million views
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Dark Horse Comics  ✦
Stranger Things and Dungeons & Dragons: The Rise of Hellfire
December 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (2000)
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My stepsister is so genuinely weird man

She doesn’t ever talk to me except to basically beg me to move back to Texas, she’s just as bad as my mom
December 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
i think a catering tray of canes chicken fingers would cure me
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This has been the longest year man
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
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Pokemon - The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back
Frame 6220/13799

Timestamp: 00:33:36.452
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
You know that meme that is the room of people looking at the camera with incredulous/disgusted faces

That’s how it feels to try to be sociable or talk to people I work with
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Customers are so stupid

Yeah you’re right maam I lied to you about what this product does or doesn’t have, that way you can just return it and get your money back

It’s definitely not the fact you misheard me, it has to be that I LIED to you
November 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Can't belive I haven't shown the belly badges I've made !! Time to catch up on that. I'll slowly publish em over the days .
First four are @tuck.hyper.wang , @rumcha.hyper.wang , @schlorp.in and @gathilo.bsky.social !
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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how do you even ENGINEER a scenario where your camera picks up dick-shaped ultraviolet patterning that isn't visible to the naked eye. just, his deep, deep confusion when he sees it on the preview, turns around, and it's not there. perfect. i would be exactly this lost
February 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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July 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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coyote
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM