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Agent 2.0 🎄
@ultimatecage.bsky.social
A Puerto Rican who loves wrestling, comic books, fedora's, potted plants (fedora's and potted plants?), etc.

And an aspiring writer/script writer.
Screw Jake Lee. I wanna see HENARE vs Tsuji! #NJDash
January 5, 2026 at 3:28 PM
YES! YES! FUCK YES! I prayed for this to happen! I can't believe it happened but i'm so happy it did! I was so bummed Jake Lee was the first opponent, but Tsuji bringing the V4 back means his reign is already off to a strong start #NJDash
January 5, 2026 at 3:18 PM
One of the best retirements runs and ceremonies ever. Thank you, Tanahashi. The man who got me to watch NJPW. A true legend #njwk20
January 4, 2026 at 9:18 PM
And that's a wrap for Tanahashi's career. Him and Okada had the perfect match to have here. It doesn't compare to past matches, but it didn't need to. Playing the best hits can lead to an emotional reaction. And here, it worked. #njwk20
January 4, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Tsuji vs Takeshita was a banger. And Tsuji winning via submission was the right kind of definitive victory he needed. All the Reiwa guys need more emphatic victories like this #njwk20
January 4, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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My little boy loves Captain America, and he boos whenever he sees Trump on TV. He gets that Cap would be fighting the Trump regime, and suggests that Trump is likely the Red Skull in disguise.
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 7:24 PM
It's actually happening. He's really retiring. I don't know if I'm ready!
January 4, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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in honor of myGoat retiring here is one of my favorite tweets i made about tanahashi years ago
January 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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The US media keeps saying that 100% of Venezeulans support Maduro being ousted when Venezeulans are in the streets protesting.

This is what Propaganda looks like every single time.
Venezuelan citizens show solidarity towards Pres. Maduro amid U.S. kidnapping
YouTube video by TeleSUR English
www.youtube.com
January 4, 2026 at 12:41 AM
That fine and all. But I’m gonna spend my time watching the true definitive holiday special!!!!!
January 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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this is why you must always oppose every act an imperialist country does, because then they’ll soon come for everyone
January 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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RIP to the at least 40 beautiful Venezuelan souls who were murdered by American missiles & bullets
January 3, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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Reminder that misinformation and disinformation are going to be worse than normal and to check sources, and be cautious with what you're sharing.
I keep seeing people saying Reuters reported troops on the group but no actual reporting from Reuters that's not actually helpful at all

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
January 3, 2026 at 8:11 AM
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Get cancelled!

(I'm so glad the effects turned out well!)

#Hazbinhotel #Velvette
January 2, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Trump has refused to truly release the Epstein Files (he bragged that he would do just 2 years ago), has constantly pardoned rapists and criminals, violates civil rights and is now trying to start a war against Venezuela. Doesn't look like he's ever going to get that Nobel Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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We have to impeach him.
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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An administration driven by greed, cruelty, and frankly a sort of empty-hearted boredom. The death of innocents so they can beat their chests and line their already fat wallets.

Whatever comes next has to at least look like justice. We cannot just turn the page for the sake of one party’s comfort.
BREAKING: Venezuela’s government has accused the US of launching attacks on civilian and military installations across several states, rejecting what it described as a "military aggression," according to an official statement.

🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/p3fqh2
January 3, 2026 at 8:41 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
First message of 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Final message of 2025!
January 1, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Oh fuck me, not this. THIS is what i mean whenever i mention how bankrupt of ideas the Spider-Man team are.
Maybe you can say this?
December 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Dammit, everyone has already brought up the biggest ones! What can I say?
What’s been the worst comic character rebrand in history?
December 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
No lies here
No matter how much Marvel tries Peter Parker's love interest will never be a Triumvirate. This desperate attempt to put MJ, Gwen and Felicia on the same pedestal to appease everyone (themselves with Gwen, online gooners with Felicia and people who actually read the book with MJ) won't ever work
December 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Quote this post with something orange!
December 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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NEW: President Trump mentioned over 1,000 times in Epstein files, more than anyone else. (gift) www.miamiherald.com/article31290...
Epstein files reveal his obsession with Trump
The president is mentioned over a thousand times in sex trafficker’s emails
www.miamiherald.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM