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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 4h

COWER, FOOLS! FOR DOOM HAE COME TO THE SUBURBS

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Always incredible that the first thing they adapt out is THE COWBOY THAT KILLS DRACULA

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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 1d

I've seen Peter Gabriel live three times, and the amount of respect he clearly has for Tony is heartwarming

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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 3d

Guarantee that the reveal that in the GQ article that Liz is married will lead to at least one suicide attempt

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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 9d

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

atlantic article screenshot
headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get
sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight
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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 10d

I fucking knew it.

A BBC news cover that says scientists reveal the secret. A photo of a fat little puffy dog is shown.

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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 17d

The fact that they made Pleasantville years before Pleasantville with a budget of about seven dollars

Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 26d

This is like the Jay Kay from Jamiroquai breaking up with Winona Ryder because he couldn't handle her rack.

Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · Sep 21

to this day I'm wondering why Henry Silva's character is called Influence

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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · Sep 20

An illustration by an artist from Batman: The Animated Series, depicting Batman, with a small child on his back, flying through a window holding the Joker by his neck; The Joker has shot a hole through Batman. Behind them, A nude other than her mask Catwoman has just had a cigarette knocked out of her mouth, while a syringe, a cross, and a bottle marked "XXX" is falling through the window as well. This illustration encompasses the nine things the staff on BTAS was forbidden from depicting: Guns, Drugs, Breaking Glass, Alcohol, Smoking, Nudity, Child Endangerment, Religion, and Strangulation.

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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · Sep 20

its Stephan Lang as an Evil Russian in it!

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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · Sep 18

You joke, but have you SEEN Donna Dixon?

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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · Sep 17

It'll be so funny when this guy melts

New Scientist @newscientist.com · Sep 17

Tech millionaire turned longevity pioneer Bryan Johnson devotes more than 6 hours a day to trialling different methods to turn back the clock. Can the rest of us learn anything from his radical approach?

The real scientific insights from Bryan Johnson’s immortality quest

Tech millionaire turned longevity pioneer Bryan Johnson devotes more than 6 hours a day to trialling different methods to turn back the clock. Can the rest of us learn anything from his radical approach?

www.newscientist.com

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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · Sep 11

Well, it IS Utah

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Joseph Fink, no longer spooky 🍂🦃 @planetoffinks.bsky.social · Aug 20

I know we've gotten inured to this kind of thing, but hey the president called the news to say he's scared he won't get into heaven

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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · Aug 15

I had a thought tickling in the back of my head for a while and then it hit me - Weapons is structured like a Randy Beaman segment

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correcting typo and derailing riff @stefanheck.bsky.social · Aug 14

JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.

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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · Aug 13

Slightly diminish a band:

Lieutenant Beefheart

Alfred Hitchcock's Kevin Newburn @kevinnewburn.bsky.social · Aug 13

Slightly diminish a band:

Jake

Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · Aug 13

Slightly diminish a band:

Same As Ezra

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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · Aug 11

We were having a fun competition at work and I changed the "points" to "portions" and no one understood

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🦃 Matthew Jackson 🦃 @awalrusdarkly.bsky.social · Aug 4

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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · Jul 31

@iwriteok.bsky.social Im a few days behind, but DEI - Deranged Entertaining Italians

Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · Jul 24

I'll add to your trouble - No one will admit who did the "if you build it, they will come" voice. The majority opinion is Ed Harris, but he's never commented.

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Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · Jul 23

I was just thinking about a gritty reboot of the asbestos man

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