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Stan The Dry Bear

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Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · Dec 31

Finally digging through my Tw*tter export to find my best work ever:

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Penny Merman @idesofmerch.bsky.social · 11h

A series of images I found on my computer labeled "Wrestling solutions."

A roof shaped ring, utilizing an incline. Probably deadly.

A full sized ring inside of a double sized ring. Why not? What do you have to lose?

A ring with vertical ring ropes, attached to an unsecured light fixture. An OSHA violation for sure.

A ring with 9 turnbuckles, instead of the customary 3. This one is fine, no one would have a problem with this one except a whiner.

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Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 7h

@maffewgregg.bsky.social I guess tomorrow is the last time I can use this…

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Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 12h

Finally recognizing your contribution to the preservation of the cultural icon that is “U.S. Acres”

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Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 1d

No to this solely because I don’t need anything else jeopardizing the UFL and my beloved DC Defenders…

Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 1d

Odo after a 26 hour shift:

cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 1d

i wanna revert to a gelatinous state so bad

Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 2d

Clown behavior imo.

Give the people what they want.

Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 2d

Full clown makeup guaranteed?

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Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 2d

I guess someone on that film crew had recently heard the “Ghetto Delta Airlines” sketch…

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Ghetto Delta Airlines

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Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 3d

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Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 3d

Little By Little was a superior Harvey Danger album in every way.

Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 4d

Portal forever underrated

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Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 4d

WUT

Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 5d

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stacked

Stacked - Wikipedia

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Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 5d

Remember “Stacked”?

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Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 5d

His dad’s gonna close down the ski resort unless you can win the jump contest.

Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 5d

Good to see ESPN can still manage Schwab-level statistics.

Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 5d

My brain snapped the moment I realized.

Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 5d

Watching OHMSS @maffewgregg.bsky.social

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Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 5d

Piper had a notebook of lines that he was going to use in his wrestling career and Carpenter just let him go with what felt right from that.

Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 6d

Stop all the downloadin’

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Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 6d

Big “what flavor of autism did you get?” energy here

Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 6d

Watching Birmingham Barons AA baseball in 1994:

Liz a Noted Person and Charlotte Flair fan @freedompimp2012.bsky.social · 6d

Let’s be clear, this is happening because they won’t let Jordon call plays

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LuUuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 6d

this is ART

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Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 7d

Everything will be okay in 2 weeks…