Stan The Dry Bear
@stanthedrybear.bsky.social
Prohibition expert.
He/Him/Bear
He/Him/Bear
Pinned
Finally digging through my Tw*tter export to find my best work ever:
Rip bozo
BOWSER NOT RUNNING: D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser won’t run for another term. Here’s what she told News4 about why:
DC Mayor Bowser says she won't seek a fourth term in 2026
D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser told News4 she won’t run for reelection next year, ending months of speculation over whether she’d seek a fourth term.
www.nbcwashington.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Rip bozo
Um. Excuse me?
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Um. Excuse me?
Future Rep. Mac Tonite?
The "ShamWow Guy" is running for Congress in Texas, according to a filing with the state's Republican Party.
The 'ShamWow Guy' is running for Congress in Texas
Offer Vince Shlomi, the once-prominent infomercial pitchman, filed paperwork with the Texas Republican Party to run for the seat currently held by Republican Rep. John Carter.
nbcnews.to
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Future Rep. Mac Tonite?
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I think a good bit would be is if @thelouvreof.bsky.social ‘s password was *also* “louvre”.
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I think a good bit would be is if @thelouvreof.bsky.social ‘s password was *also* “louvre”.
Alert: I think @freedompimp2012.bsky.social and @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com may have been replaced by AI
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Alert: I think @freedompimp2012.bsky.social and @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com may have been replaced by AI
Kink Calculus:
One Butt equals no feet
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Kink Calculus:
I’m not even a habitual watcher and still:
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I’m not even a habitual watcher and still:
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Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
Global holiday tbh
The singer Carly Rae Jepsen and the movie ‘Rocky IV’ premiered 40 years ago today 🎂
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Global holiday tbh
I called in sick to work today because I was tired, but it’s okay because it’s Leaux’s birthday on Saturday.
I slept late but it’s ok cause it’s my birthday Saturday
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I called in sick to work today because I was tired, but it’s okay because it’s Leaux’s birthday on Saturday.
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
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I love that every generation has the same Tom Jones experience. "Oh this guy is corny as hell" to "Okay this guy is corny as hell but it's fun to laugh at him" to "Okay this guy has bangers" to "Okay this guy is a generational talent and a complete fucking genius."
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I love that every generation has the same Tom Jones experience. "Oh this guy is corny as hell" to "Okay this guy is corny as hell but it's fun to laugh at him" to "Okay this guy has bangers" to "Okay this guy is a generational talent and a complete fucking genius."
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courtesy of DylPesch from the wonderful @deadlockpw.bsky.social reddit
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
courtesy of DylPesch from the wonderful @deadlockpw.bsky.social reddit
El
Oh
And I’m sorry to have to say
El
Oh
And I’m sorry to have to say
El
Zack Ryder (Matt Cardona) Returns To WWE, Loses In Last Time Is Now Tournament
Zack Ryder (Matt Cardona) Returns To WWE - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
Zack Ryder (Matt Cardona) made his return to WWE on WWE SmackDown as the mystery opponent for LA Knight in the Last Time Is Now tournament.
www.fightful.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
El
Oh
And I’m sorry to have to say
El
Oh
And I’m sorry to have to say
El
Native Americans near Promontory Point in 1869:
the steam machine is BACK
new Steam Hardware coming in 2026 store.steampowered.com/sale/hardware
-Steam Controller
-Steam Machine
-Steam Frame
-Steam Controller
-Steam Machine
-Steam Frame
November 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Native Americans near Promontory Point in 1869:
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Want a party that actually fights back? Run for office. We’ll help you. runforwhat.net
Run for Something
Find offices you can run for
runforwhat.net
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Want a party that actually fights back? Run for office. We’ll help you. runforwhat.net
@markwarner.bsky.social @kaine.senate.gov
As a Virginian, do *not* accept this dumb proposal to send money to taxpayers instead of an actual ACA.
Begging you to recognize the results of last week’s election and not make such a poor decision.
As a Virginian, do *not* accept this dumb proposal to send money to taxpayers instead of an actual ACA.
Begging you to recognize the results of last week’s election and not make such a poor decision.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
@markwarner.bsky.social @kaine.senate.gov
As a Virginian, do *not* accept this dumb proposal to send money to taxpayers instead of an actual ACA.
Begging you to recognize the results of last week’s election and not make such a poor decision.
As a Virginian, do *not* accept this dumb proposal to send money to taxpayers instead of an actual ACA.
Begging you to recognize the results of last week’s election and not make such a poor decision.
Peter to Marcia:
catch the fucking ball dude
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Peter to Marcia:
The best memes are meta memes...
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The best memes are meta memes...
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The only Big Noon Kickoff show I recognize
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The only Big Noon Kickoff show I recognize