Stan The Dry Bear
@stanthedrybear.bsky.social
Prohibition expert.
He/Him/Bear
He/Him/Bear
Pinned
Finally digging through my Tw*tter export to find my best work ever:
Lies 18 year old me told after shaving my pubes:
January 26, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Lies 18 year old me told after shaving my pubes:
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If you’re outside of Minnesota and you’re wondering how to help, this guide is excellent.
And seriously. Take down your Ring doorbell TODAY.
And seriously. Take down your Ring doorbell TODAY.
How To Help if You are Outside Minnesota
Last edited January 22, 2026 I’m going to assume that if you’re reading this, you more or less understand the situation in Minnesota and I don’t have to explain it to you! That sa…
naomikritzer.com
January 24, 2026 at 5:47 PM
If you’re outside of Minnesota and you’re wondering how to help, this guide is excellent.
And seriously. Take down your Ring doorbell TODAY.
And seriously. Take down your Ring doorbell TODAY.
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 1:03 AM
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford With Big Naturals
How about we chuck them because they’re feckless, milquetoast, and ineffectual. Then the end result will be that they happen to win with better representatives?
www.salon.com/2026/01/20/t...
www.salon.com/2026/01/20/t...
To win, Democrats should chuck their leadership
The first step in defeating Trump and MAGA is giving Schumer and Jeffries the boot
www.salon.com
January 20, 2026 at 7:32 PM
How about we chuck them because they’re feckless, milquetoast, and ineffectual. Then the end result will be that they happen to win with better representatives?
www.salon.com/2026/01/20/t...
www.salon.com/2026/01/20/t...
Looking at this thread, I’ve come to believe this person just doesn’t enjoy food very much.
3. People who thing ketchup doesn't belong on a hot dog have either never had good ketchup or never had a good hot dog
January 20, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Looking at this thread, I’ve come to believe this person just doesn’t enjoy food very much.
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Me watching the mid 2000 CBS lineup
BECKER. AGAIN.
January 20, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Me watching the mid 2000 CBS lineup
I’ll make a deal: If you admit that you made a mistake, I won’t mock your face being eaten by leopards. In fact, I’ll help apply the bandages and bactine.
But very few will make that admission.
But very few will make that admission.
You knew it was a snake when you picked it up and me laughing that you got bit by the snake you picked up makes you want to pick up more snakes? Ok sure.
January 17, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I’ll make a deal: If you admit that you made a mistake, I won’t mock your face being eaten by leopards. In fact, I’ll help apply the bandages and bactine.
But very few will make that admission.
But very few will make that admission.
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i've contracted the hi-chew corporation to have my casket filled by one of these at the end of my funeral
January 17, 2026 at 5:08 PM
i've contracted the hi-chew corporation to have my casket filled by one of these at the end of my funeral
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If AMC is going to do this, they should at least bring back "Rubicon" 🤼
January 16, 2026 at 2:39 AM
If AMC is going to do this, they should at least bring back "Rubicon" 🤼
We need Jack Tunney to declare that handing over the title isn’t legal and vacate the prize.
January 15, 2026 at 10:59 PM
We need Jack Tunney to declare that handing over the title isn’t legal and vacate the prize.
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Scott Adams might have been the most toxic person ever to appear on News Radio.
January 13, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Scott Adams might have been the most toxic person ever to appear on News Radio.
Remember that episode of NewsRadio where Andy Dick’s character gets obsessed with Dilbert cartoons and it’s funny that he doesn’t recognize Scott Adams when he meets him in person?
And decades later, they both are/were insufferable twats.
And decades later, they both are/were insufferable twats.
January 13, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Remember that episode of NewsRadio where Andy Dick’s character gets obsessed with Dilbert cartoons and it’s funny that he doesn’t recognize Scott Adams when he meets him in person?
And decades later, they both are/were insufferable twats.
And decades later, they both are/were insufferable twats.
Replace “Hard Knocks” with a version of “Wife Swap” that is this:
Ravens Steelers coach swap
January 13, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Replace “Hard Knocks” with a version of “Wife Swap” that is this:
Dilbert forever pales compared to Garfield, not least because Dilbert never accidentally drank a dog’s semen sample.
January 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Dilbert forever pales compared to Garfield, not least because Dilbert never accidentally drank a dog’s semen sample.
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Ken Klippenstein managing to do more actual journalism with a Substack, a Signal account, and not much else than the entire staff of the NYT and WaPo put together is incredibly depressing
Leaked documents about ICE deployment to Minneapolis suggests they're more worried about the backlash to Renee Good's death than they're letting on:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...
Immigration Agents Terrified by ICE Backlash
Leaked documents show Border Patrol needs volunteers for Minneapolis surge
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Ken Klippenstein managing to do more actual journalism with a Substack, a Signal account, and not much else than the entire staff of the NYT and WaPo put together is incredibly depressing
I was unabashedly a Nidia fan in 2003
Nidia getting blasted with the chair from Torrie's dropkick. #wwe03
January 13, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I was unabashedly a Nidia fan in 2003
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On brand for a scummy white man to be coming regardless of whether you’re ready.
Rahm Emanuel is coming — whether Democrats like it or not.
Rahm Emanuel targets GOP and Dems as he tests 2028 campaign for president
The former Chicago mayor wants to lead a post-Trump "renewal wing" of the Democratic Party.
www.axios.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
On brand for a scummy white man to be coming regardless of whether you’re ready.
What a great $3 pickup today
January 10, 2026 at 9:07 PM
What a great $3 pickup today