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I’ll never hate the advertisement parade. It’s basically Times Square. You have to experience it when you’re there.

At Thanksgiving you have to go to the parade and it’s great and a staple of the day.

Maybe Hoda says “Labubu,” or a guy dressed as butter assaults the best guy ever, Al Roker.
Tired: The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is a long consumerist advertisement for a corporation-based American hegemony that peaked before the forever wars.

Wired: Shaggy and Busta Rhymes are dad rock now.
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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"You're the guy who thinks you have to show ID to buy groceries right" bsky.app/profile/mcma...
"Aren't you the dumbfuck who still thinks immigrants claiming asylum means they're from an insane asylum?"
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Disappointing lack of a Riyadh Season float this year but maybe next year!
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Meta is heavily promoting Facebook as a way to reconnect with long lost friends and lovers but this is the slop that’s always on the platform. Good luck seeing your friends there!
Look at this magnificent shit. “YOURE GONNA GET THESE HANDS SOLDIER!”
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Mr. Fantasy is not real but he can hurt you
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Coming up at the 99th Annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, The debut of the Skyrizi float with a performance by music sensation Duncan Sheik performing the Skyrizi jingle!
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Shaggy and the Squid Game dancers!
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Not sure why Hank Hill wasn’t on the Disney float but maybe he’s got his own balloon later.
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
These balloons keep interrupting my parade of prescription drug commercials
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Love how parade swings wildly from like an American institution that feels like family to me to a completely alien company that just happened to have the capital to buy its way in like Coming up next we have SpongeBob and Santa Claus and right behind them is SalesQuant with singing sensation Mobobo.
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Nothing is more Wicked than Xfinity WiFi!
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Just getting through life thanks to the kind fellow restoring and posting every episode of INSOMNIAC with Dave Attell on YouTube.
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
CEO says YOURE INSANE if you don’t use the one thing I approved this year that wasn’t layoffs to pad my bank account
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
If Gen Z is boycotting Target so hard, how come I havent seen a Pokemon card in MONTHS
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Look at this magnificent shit. “YOURE GONNA GET THESE HANDS SOLDIER!”
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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I know we're in the lowest point for popular art of all time but saints alive if these aren't the ugliest crusty dog plop posters possible. Just huge empty spaces with the muddiest least pleasing color transitions ever. Doesn't cut the mustard, folks! Follow me for more: Wonderful opinions
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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so just every Google app does the "hey do you want to fuckin AI this fuckin thing" the second you open it now? Man I am just writing 'eggs' on a doc called 'shopping' please let me live
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
In my little Charlotte suburb, their presence resulted in several restaurants closing for many days to avoid their bullshit.
"Many residents have yelled profanities at them, and honked their horns at agents when their unmarked vehicles are spotted..."

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/22/u...
In North Carolina, the Border Patrol’s Presence Divides a Swing State
www.nytimes.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?

MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Well…me and Sam Fisher of course
20 years ago today Xbox 360 launched. The power was never the console - it was you. You camped out at midnight, built lasting communities, and showed us what gaming could mean. You made that generation endure for two decades. Thank you.
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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“People should dress up more when flying” is just the most tedious and uninteresting take. Talk to the airlines about treating people a little less like livestock first, Road Rules Sean
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:

"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Happy to be continuing to look into The Chair Company for an additional season
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Put yourself in one, Wordle, you fuck
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM