ADP numbers for September were -32,000 on a projection of +51,000.

August was revised to -3,000, marking the first consecutive negative months since the heights of Covid.

This is bad.

Exposure to bright light can help fend off winter blues. The time to start is now

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That was supposed to say poaching but I was excited about poached pears 🍐 I couldn’t even type properly! 😝

What am I even doing with my life? I’m 51. I’ve only poached chicken and eggs. Am I even trying? What else are yall packing that hasn’t even occurred to me. I once studded a four pound chicken with 30 cloves like I was bedazzling a Canadian 🇨🇦 tuxedo, roasted it. Now chicken potpourri is a thing.

PSA: You do NOT have to install iOS 26 right away. Give it time.

#dog related awkwardness: Saw neighbors walking by. I said in a pretty loud voice to my #chiweenie to trick her into not barking and scaring them: Come get this STICK!

My neighbors 🛑 in their tracks and look at me bizarrely without saying a word. Jaws drop.

“Ohhhhh, she said STICK!”

I think this happened when I took a 🌼 that fell, I used it to pollinate the others and I’m guessing at some point it stuck to one blossom and I got conjoined tomatoes? 🍅 is this PASTAble?

To my #FAFO approach: I am adding kitchen sink vibes via drunkening the entire garden with remaining fish emulsion, bone meal, compost and whatever soil amendments i have left. #happyhour #drunk

This was a week that reminded me of one of my favorite decisions - quitting twitting 11/7/24 and flying in skies of blue. Alas, FB has been a hot mess.

Anyway, I have never tried this in Sept- planted black #zucchini near my Cherokee Purple 🍅 + 🥕 + 🧄 and Dill. #garden

Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."

Alternate headline: Johnson Lied.

I guess effing so.

How do you disarm trans people if there's only two genders? 🤔

Would they be having this press conference with these specific people at 9.30 if they weren’t pretty sure of the assailant’s identity?

OMG, I just got this exact message yesterday.

Snap 🫰

I have no sympathy for hypocrites that have hurt feelings as a result of their own #hypocrisy.

You guys put podcast hosts in charge of the FBI and fired all the competent agents because you thought they were woke.

Grok says that videos of Charlie Kirk being shot are memes and that he's actually fine

Hey HB folks, heads up. A local white nationalist with a history of violence, Ryan Sanchez, is holding a vigil for Charlie Kirk on the pier at 7PM. He’s been calling for violence against the left for a long time and has been actively recruiting. Advise you stay away, nothing good will happen.

Time for some common sense gun laws. Democrats should introduce a bill named the Charlie Kirk common sense gun reform bill and make every Republican vote for it.

Wow. Absolutely horrific. I have chills and not the good kind.