Valeyard (he/him)
@valeyard512.bsky.social
Aspiring singer-songwriter, thinking of going back to college to study music therapy
Age 34
Possibly NSFW stuff, so 18+ please
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Age 34
Possibly NSFW stuff, so 18+ please
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ko-fi.com/valeyard512 Working on trying to move out of my parents' place. Any support would be appreciated.
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merry christmas 🍪
I hope you like the drawing.
I hope you like the drawing.
December 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
merry christmas 🍪
I hope you like the drawing.
I hope you like the drawing.
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The underrated 1978 version approaching
July 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The underrated 1978 version approaching
Oof...Kinda feel like I overdid it last night. It must've paid off though, since I weighed myself this morning and I'm back up to 300 lbs.
December 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Oof...Kinda feel like I overdid it last night. It must've paid off though, since I weighed myself this morning and I'm back up to 300 lbs.
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Now these Wizards are a lot better. They are even funnier if you've ever had to deal with the British Academic establishment!
Discworld is much more Satirical and some things went way over my head when young but on reading again I understand a lot more of the satire. Also Terry supported trans folk
Discworld is much more Satirical and some things went way over my head when young but on reading again I understand a lot more of the satire. Also Terry supported trans folk
December 16, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Now these Wizards are a lot better. They are even funnier if you've ever had to deal with the British Academic establishment!
Discworld is much more Satirical and some things went way over my head when young but on reading again I understand a lot more of the satire. Also Terry supported trans folk
Discworld is much more Satirical and some things went way over my head when young but on reading again I understand a lot more of the satire. Also Terry supported trans folk
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You should not use X/Twitter. They are stealing your info and art.
You should not use X/Twitter. They are stealing your info and art.
You should not use X/Twitter. They are stealing your info and art.
You should not use X/Twitter. They are stealing your info and art.
You should not use X/Twitter. They are stealing your info and art.
You should not use X/Twitter. They are stealing your info and art.
You should not use X/Twitter. They are stealing your info and art.
So Twitter/X is forcing the Grok feature to remember your chat logs.
Each time you turn it off, when you go back and return to the feature toggle, it’s back on. Don’t believe this is a glitch.
Each time you turn it off, when you go back and return to the feature toggle, it’s back on. Don’t believe this is a glitch.
December 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
You should not use X/Twitter. They are stealing your info and art.
You should not use X/Twitter. They are stealing your info and art.
You should not use X/Twitter. They are stealing your info and art.
You should not use X/Twitter. They are stealing your info and art.
You should not use X/Twitter. They are stealing your info and art.
You should not use X/Twitter. They are stealing your info and art.
You should not use X/Twitter. They are stealing your info and art.
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Anti-A.I. stamps!
For illustrations, comics, photos and all your creative works, printed and digital!
You can download the transparent file for free here: ko-fi.com/i/IT6T718NAKF (but consider donating please 😘)
For illustrations, comics, photos and all your creative works, printed and digital!
You can download the transparent file for free here: ko-fi.com/i/IT6T718NAKF (but consider donating please 😘)
January 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Anti-A.I. stamps!
For illustrations, comics, photos and all your creative works, printed and digital!
You can download the transparent file for free here: ko-fi.com/i/IT6T718NAKF (but consider donating please 😘)
For illustrations, comics, photos and all your creative works, printed and digital!
You can download the transparent file for free here: ko-fi.com/i/IT6T718NAKF (but consider donating please 😘)
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*me, trying to enter the United States* but it’s FUNNY
The winner of the inaugural International Honk Shoo Honk Shoo Mimimi Award
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
*me, trying to enter the United States* but it’s FUNNY
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"The takedowns and restrictions began in October and targeted the Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp accounts of more than 50 organisations worldwide ... in what appears to be a growing push by Meta to limit reproductive health and queer content across its platforms."
Meta shuts down global accounts linked to abortion advice and queer content
More than 50 organisations report sites being restricted or removed, with abortion hotlines blocked and posts showing non-explicit nudity triggering warnings
www.theguardian.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
"The takedowns and restrictions began in October and targeted the Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp accounts of more than 50 organisations worldwide ... in what appears to be a growing push by Meta to limit reproductive health and queer content across its platforms."
Hot take: I feel like 'thank u, next' kinda marks a serious turning point in Ariana Grande's discography, and in almost none of the good ways. I mean, how many of her albums since then were big, inescapable event pieces? She's had hits since then, yes, but has she been relevant?
December 11, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Hot take: I feel like 'thank u, next' kinda marks a serious turning point in Ariana Grande's discography, and in almost none of the good ways. I mean, how many of her albums since then were big, inescapable event pieces? She's had hits since then, yes, but has she been relevant?
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Trumplethinskin creates his own version of reality & then expects us to believe it as if we don't have eyes, ears or functioning brains.
#SAD 🤣
#SAD 🤣
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Trumplethinskin creates his own version of reality & then expects us to believe it as if we don't have eyes, ears or functioning brains.
#SAD 🤣
#SAD 🤣
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this joke plagues transphobes because it’s an incredibly cutting take on what the modern transphobic panic is, a hysterical panic based off of a lie that transness is fake and that there is an intentional effort from the right to prop up this wedge to destroy all LGBTQ rights
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
this joke plagues transphobes because it’s an incredibly cutting take on what the modern transphobic panic is, a hysterical panic based off of a lie that transness is fake and that there is an intentional effort from the right to prop up this wedge to destroy all LGBTQ rights
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We are actually doing something. DON'T STOP CALLING.
Morale at paypros call centers is in the toilet right now. It’s not just normal Black Friday stress, they’re being pounded. Corporate is pressuring bosses to end the paypros call campaigns. Source familiar w/ internals at MC stressed that folks should stand their ground but be kind to agents (1)
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
We are actually doing something. DON'T STOP CALLING.
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Ya ever think "Damn i try so hard with this person and they dont give any effort back?" Yeah...dont waste effort in people who wont aknowledge you. You're better than that.
December 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Ya ever think "Damn i try so hard with this person and they dont give any effort back?" Yeah...dont waste effort in people who wont aknowledge you. You're better than that.
I ran into Santa Paws, aka @cavendishfox.com , while I was at the airport on the way home from MFF! Wonder if this is some kind of sign of good fortune! X D
December 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I ran into Santa Paws, aka @cavendishfox.com , while I was at the airport on the way home from MFF! Wonder if this is some kind of sign of good fortune! X D
Anyway, MFF was a fun time! Met up with some neat peeps and attended some fun panels, and I learned a thing or two about hypnosis!
December 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Anyway, MFF was a fun time! Met up with some neat peeps and attended some fun panels, and I learned a thing or two about hypnosis!
To any other Digimon fans out there, am I weird for thinking Catsuramon digivolved from Seasarmon based on a few of their physical similarities?
December 8, 2025 at 11:59 AM
To any other Digimon fans out there, am I weird for thinking Catsuramon digivolved from Seasarmon based on a few of their physical similarities?
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I love the growing trend of fans going "fine, if you're not gonna do anything with this property, we'll do it ourselves."
This is super polished considering it's all made in Dreams...
And seems to have the official OK from Rare to release?
Kinda wild that we got this on Playstation before we actually got a real sequel on Xbox, lol.
And seems to have the official OK from Rare to release?
Kinda wild that we got this on Playstation before we actually got a real sequel on Xbox, lol.
Banjo-Kazooie Mumbomania - Dreams Fan Creation Trailer
YouTube video by IGN
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I love the growing trend of fans going "fine, if you're not gonna do anything with this property, we'll do it ourselves."
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Having a better time now. Things turned around quickly.
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Having a better time now. Things turned around quickly.
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Gotta be honest the first thought I had seeing them was "holy fuck I gotta see them absolutely zonked and gone" 😵💫
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Gotta be honest the first thought I had seeing them was "holy fuck I gotta see them absolutely zonked and gone" 😵💫
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HEY FATTIES. Looking for a chat to join for MFF this year? Need a way to mingle with friends and other fatsos? I have a telegram group clled Midwest Fatfest :3 Either scan the QR code or ask me for a link ✨
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
HEY FATTIES. Looking for a chat to join for MFF this year? Need a way to mingle with friends and other fatsos? I have a telegram group clled Midwest Fatfest :3 Either scan the QR code or ask me for a link ✨
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If ya are wondering, yes, he rarely wears clothes while at the house
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
If ya are wondering, yes, he rarely wears clothes while at the house
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The way you can tell "AI" is the future is because one of the most popular searches is "How do I get this AI shit out of my computer"
here's an updated guide on how to remove all of the AI from Firefox
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The way you can tell "AI" is the future is because one of the most popular searches is "How do I get this AI shit out of my computer"