Sue Kelly
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My bull case for the Ballroom is we turn it into some museum about our too close brush with authoritarianism. A warning to future generations
Bear case: We drift through another clueless Dem administration and then it becomes the next guy's throne room
Bear case: We drift through another clueless Dem administration and then it becomes the next guy's throne room
February 6, 2026 at 1:50 AM
My bull case for the Ballroom is we turn it into some museum about our too close brush with authoritarianism. A warning to future generations
Bear case: We drift through another clueless Dem administration and then it becomes the next guy's throne room
Bear case: We drift through another clueless Dem administration and then it becomes the next guy's throne room
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The Devil: A guy who has never had a friend will yell at you for saying something that's not wrong, and not said in the wrong way, but in a way that the guy thinks is wrong.
Me: That sounds very cool. And this all happens on my telephone?
Me: That sounds very cool. And this all happens on my telephone?
January 25, 2026 at 1:51 AM
The Devil: A guy who has never had a friend will yell at you for saying something that's not wrong, and not said in the wrong way, but in a way that the guy thinks is wrong.
Me: That sounds very cool. And this all happens on my telephone?
Me: That sounds very cool. And this all happens on my telephone?
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With Donkey Kong Country Returns HD (and it's recently released update with Dixie Kong), as well as Donkey Kong Bananza and its DLC, there's never been a better time to be a Donkey Kong fan. Terrible time for everything else, though
January 25, 2026 at 3:54 AM
With Donkey Kong Country Returns HD (and it's recently released update with Dixie Kong), as well as Donkey Kong Bananza and its DLC, there's never been a better time to be a Donkey Kong fan. Terrible time for everything else, though
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kids these days hardly ever go knifin around, much less cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut
February 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
kids these days hardly ever go knifin around, much less cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut
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Laugh. And the world. The world laughs with you... Cry, I can't cry by myself.
January 17, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Laugh. And the world. The world laughs with you... Cry, I can't cry by myself.
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Barry Lyndon × 21 Savage
"a lot"
"a lot"
September 13, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Barry Lyndon × 21 Savage
"a lot"
"a lot"
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Don’t worry everyone, I have a plan to personally save journalism. I simply need to make a billion dollars and not be corrupted by my newfound wealth
February 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Don’t worry everyone, I have a plan to personally save journalism. I simply need to make a billion dollars and not be corrupted by my newfound wealth
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linkedin unironically explaining how to self-jokerfy. painfully on-brand
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NEWSLETTER
In the Arena
What you can try...
1. Take three deep breathes, in through your nose and out through your mouth. On the final exhale instead of simply breathing out through your mouth, laugh the breath out.
2. Sit straight-faced in the mirror and with your index finger, push the left side of your mouth into the position of a smile. Follow with the right side of your mouth. When you're done, open your mouth and start laughing. Start over every time the laughter stops.
3. Put out your dominant hand, palm up. Imagine you're holding a jar in that hand labeled "laughter cream." It does what the label says, so as soon as it's on you, you can't stop](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreia7w7abzjeyy3m3jrwwjdh47pmezu4sinqjx6qfg63dl4b37gkn44@jpeg)
August 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
linkedin unironically explaining how to self-jokerfy. painfully on-brand
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This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Inhuman Resources
Inhuman Resources
theonion.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Inhuman Resources
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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always bears repeating that this is NOT a financial decision. jeff bezos is worth over 250 billion dollars. he can afford to lose many millions and never even notice it. this is, at its core, a political and personal decision by bezos to destroy the post
WASHINGTON (AP) — Washington Post says one-third of its staff across all departments, not just the newsroom, is being laid off.
February 4, 2026 at 3:04 PM
always bears repeating that this is NOT a financial decision. jeff bezos is worth over 250 billion dollars. he can afford to lose many millions and never even notice it. this is, at its core, a political and personal decision by bezos to destroy the post
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"All over the world, wherever there are capitalists, freedom of the press means freedom to buy up newspapers, to buy writers, to bribe, buy and fake 'public opinion' for the benefit of the bourgeoisie.
This is a fact.
No one will ever be able to refute it."
- Lenin
This is a fact.
No one will ever be able to refute it."
- Lenin
April 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
"All over the world, wherever there are capitalists, freedom of the press means freedom to buy up newspapers, to buy writers, to bribe, buy and fake 'public opinion' for the benefit of the bourgeoisie.
This is a fact.
No one will ever be able to refute it."
- Lenin
This is a fact.
No one will ever be able to refute it."
- Lenin
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Before being CNN’s go-to reactionary hack, Batya made frequent appearances on the Bad Faith Pod and Rising! One day people on the left will realize that interviewing/debating fascists only gives them more attention and boosts their careers.
February 4, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Before being CNN’s go-to reactionary hack, Batya made frequent appearances on the Bad Faith Pod and Rising! One day people on the left will realize that interviewing/debating fascists only gives them more attention and boosts their careers.
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I'm missing a pen and my first thought was “oh, I'll just ctrl + f for it”
September 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I'm missing a pen and my first thought was “oh, I'll just ctrl + f for it”
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Check out the way Marco Rubio’s face has changed. It’s like he’s rotting from inside. Any principles he may have had in the past have evaporated and all he has left is a sad desire to cling to some scrap of power. He is hollow.
September 14, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Check out the way Marco Rubio’s face has changed. It’s like he’s rotting from inside. Any principles he may have had in the past have evaporated and all he has left is a sad desire to cling to some scrap of power. He is hollow.
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These mufuckas were just yucking it up in emails like it’s all fun and games meanwhile mufuckas been out here using smoke signals, Morse code & eye blinks to get a dime bag
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 PM
These mufuckas were just yucking it up in emails like it’s all fun and games meanwhile mufuckas been out here using smoke signals, Morse code & eye blinks to get a dime bag
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Norman Finkelstein appears in Epstein files to say that he'd hope convicted paedophile Epstein would be "throttled"
By @skwawkbox.org
www.thecanary.co/skwawkbox/20...
By @skwawkbox.org
www.thecanary.co/skwawkbox/20...
Finkelstein appears in latest Epstein release with brutal rejection of overtures
Norman Finkelstein appears in Epstein files to say that he'd hope convicted paedophile Epstein would be "throttled"
www.thecanary.co
February 3, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Norman Finkelstein appears in Epstein files to say that he'd hope convicted paedophile Epstein would be "throttled"
By @skwawkbox.org
www.thecanary.co/skwawkbox/20...
By @skwawkbox.org
www.thecanary.co/skwawkbox/20...
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If many people hold a left-wing opinion they are a mob and should be ignored; if few people hold a left wing opinion they are fringe and should be ignored. The substance or correctness of the opinion is irrelevant. This is the reactionary centrist credo bsky.app/profile/eliv...
Imagine writing these words, in February 2026, regarding the most vicious McCarthyite of the modern era: "Bari Weiss Hates cancel culture"
February 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
If many people hold a left-wing opinion they are a mob and should be ignored; if few people hold a left wing opinion they are fringe and should be ignored. The substance or correctness of the opinion is irrelevant. This is the reactionary centrist credo bsky.app/profile/eliv...
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Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson has signed an executive order directing local police to investigate reports of illegal activity conducted by ICE and other federal immigration agents.
https://www.democracynow.org/2026/2/3/chicago_brandon_johnson
https://www.democracynow.org/2026/2/3/chicago_brandon_johnson
February 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson has signed an executive order directing local police to investigate reports of illegal activity conducted by ICE and other federal immigration agents.
https://www.democracynow.org/2026/2/3/chicago_brandon_johnson
https://www.democracynow.org/2026/2/3/chicago_brandon_johnson
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It can be hard to keep up with EVERYTHING that the Trump admins is doing—and planning to do—right now with ICE and Border Patrol around the US
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As federal agents carry out Trump’s program of mass deportation, this limited-series newsletter will track what’s happening and what’s coming next.
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February 3, 2026 at 11:51 AM
It can be hard to keep up with EVERYTHING that the Trump admins is doing—and planning to do—right now with ICE and Border Patrol around the US
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A lot of people are choosing to miss the point here which is not “Every problem is super easy to solve and democrats refuse to do it” but that when there *is* a simple solution they will insist it’s much more complicated and the simple solution is impossible.
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 5:26 AM
A lot of people are choosing to miss the point here which is not “Every problem is super easy to solve and democrats refuse to do it” but that when there *is* a simple solution they will insist it’s much more complicated and the simple solution is impossible.
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I'm not being facetious. Epstein was apparently giving talking points to the people pushing anti trans rhetoric in the UK.
February 1, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I'm not being facetious. Epstein was apparently giving talking points to the people pushing anti trans rhetoric in the UK.