Vanessa Christman
@veeelcee.bsky.social
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Law & Gov Pubs at CA State Library 📚 - Leicester Archaeology & Heritage grad student 🏺 - Scrappy AG Kid From Hicksville, California
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veeelcee.bsky.social
Yes to all cookies but I also think you need to see this video from Jordan Keyes on TikTok
veeelcee.bsky.social
New tablet main character just dropped à la Ea Nassir: Lamassi’s Useless Husband. #archaeology 🏺
A cuneiform tablet, from around 4000 years ago, inscribed by an Assyrian woman named Lamassi, responding to her useless husband after her criticized her weaving by saying that he didn’t love the fabric she used. She responded in this tablet by saying “who is this man who lives in your house and who is criticizing the textiles when they get to him”. I feel like he got off easy.
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arkeogato.bsky.social
Have you heard of the magician who supposedly built this pyramid at Uxmal? 🏺 #yucatan #archaeology #mythsandlegends
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beijingpalmer.bsky.social
This is my regular reminder to everyone that jstor is open to the general public now; a free account there will give you access to 100 papers a year.
youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com
regrettably if you try to point this out online you'll get yelled out by 79208 journalists going OH SO YOU WANT JOURNALISTS TO STARVE??? even if you're, say, a journalist yourself, and point out that while there are clearly no easy answers, the status quo isn't exactly working for society
veeelcee.bsky.social
Aww, when I was cleaning my office I found a gift from @alexvassar.bsky.social - a copy of the CA Public Records Act autographed by Assemblyman Bill Bagley. A gloriously niche present for a Gov Publications librarian.
Text of the 1968 California Public Records Act, autographed by one of its authors, Assemblyman Bill Bagley of Marin.
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prof-hinkley.bsky.social
my superpower is using every tool in the kitchen to make a recipe with "one-pot" in the title
veeelcee.bsky.social
Etruscan vie cave near Pitigliano: carved procession roads cut deep into volcanic rock. Sacred, mysterious, dramatic as hell. I love them.

Back in the day I’d 100% be that girl doing parkour down the path and some dude named Larth would be like, “come on, knock it off already” #archaeology 🏺
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gustaffovargas.bsky.social
Ayayayayyayyyyyyy!!!! 😱😱🤖 ALTIPLANO, the complete Peruvian Cyberpunk Graphic Novel is coming to Kickstarter soon!!! Please follow this link to be notified when it launches!!!
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#PeruvianCyberpunk #graphicnovel
Cover of ALTIPLANO, a Peruvian Cyberpunk Graphic Novel, coming soon to Kickstarter. Jaguar cyborg and two characters in the middle. Cyborg Warriors, tanks, and robots, cyborg monkeys and secondary characters in the background.
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ncrenic.bsky.social
Please stop assuming that too many em dashes means AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!
veeelcee.bsky.social
Etruscan #TombTuesday (Necropolis of San Germano) on the grounds of a winery (Rocca di Frassinello). My favorite kind of two-for-one special! #archaeology #toscana 🏺
Rows of grapevines stretch across golden-brown hills at Rocca di Frassinello in Maremma, Tuscany. The vineyard lies under a wide blue sky, with scattered olive trees and wooded hills rising in the distance. Bronze vessel with tall, curved handles ending in stylized human hands, displayed in a glass case at the Rocca di Frassinello Etruscan Museum. The bowl rests on a pedestal base, surrounded by smaller blackware cups. A dramatic, amphitheater-style wine barrel room at Rocca di Frassinello, with rows of oak barrels stacked in symmetrical tiers under soft lighting. Instructional panel showing both an aerial photograph and detailed plan of Tomb 9 at the Etruscan Necropolis of San Germano, including a numbered list describing funerary artifacts like bronze razors, alabaster urns, bucchero oil flasks, and decorative appliqués such as crouching lions.
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cydharrell.bsky.social
What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?

Nearly all people in public service are smart, ethical & hardworking, & nearly all bureaucratic rules at least originated for good reasons.
grimalkina.bsky.social
What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?

Diverse teams and psychologically beneficial cultures are more innovative and more successful at solving problems
kendrawrites.com
What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?

The ocean produces a huge chunk of the world's oxygen a lot from a class of cyanobacteria called prochlorococcus
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chairbook.on.computer
people love to act like ironic detachment and being a hater is so cool but have you ever tried being sincere and liking things
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
god sends the scaldiest pizza cheese to his tenderest mouth rooves
jcsalterego.bsky.social
god sends the greasiest pizza slices to his whitest tshirts
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jpbrammer.bsky.social
how do you say “diva down” in Latin
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carnage4life.bsky.social
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
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radishharmers.bsky.social
I cannot believe my life lasted long enough for computers to stop being fun.
veeelcee.bsky.social
Classic Jessica behavior
veeelcee.bsky.social
My youngest is auditioning for Willy Wonka and practicing “The Candy Man.”

Him: Do you think I should leave the finger guns in?
Me: Absolutely not, please don’t.
My husband: Oh. I was gonna say yes… I liked them. Maybe just one?
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!
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jennegatron.bsky.social
They never should have added the Vanilla Frosty at Wendy's. It was a sign of the beginning of the end.
yeeeerika.bsky.social
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
veeelcee.bsky.social
0% of the time, it works every time
notalegalrecord.net
when the person you’re with says to you that it’s been a long day, one nice thing you can do is to help them put things into perspective by saying “actually, it’s just as long as any other day”