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Essays, scripts, short and long fiction, all found in a bin in my yard.
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"Here's some money, go see an oncologist"
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"Permits Fingee"
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Not funding it IS the emergency, you dry-yet-somehow-greasy old handbag
November 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The average person is going to lose 450 pounds according to our wise and benevolent administration. Ill probably abstain because anything under negative 150 i consider a danger weight for my height
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Bill Ackman tomorrow: "Muslimdamni used his victory speech to condone the private life of a known sexual predator. The west has fallen"
Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."
November 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Shes running?
@aoc.bsky.social says of Mamdani victory: "A lot of people...are willing to talk about party unity when it serves them, but not party unity when it serves everybody."

"We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Mamdani's critics say his policies wont work but they already are.
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
RFK Jr is going to have Scott Dilbert very publicly murdered with malpractice
Healthcare but only for my friends
November 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Why are you reminding me? I write books. You know those guys.
Your regular reminder that we desperately need to overturn Citizens United and get big money out of politics.

It is among the worst Supreme Court decisions in history.

It corrupts our political system every day.
November 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Folks, when you’ve got it you’ve got it
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
We have had three presidents in a row whose brains are actively turning into clam chowder and two of them are the same guy.
October 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
"The peasants have no bread? Then let them eat shit!"
October 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If people will only oppose fascism with you if your movement permits the trappings of the fascist regime that they personally enjoy, then they are the ones employing a purity test, not the antifascists.
Folks demanding political / ideological purity fail to see that this is no longer a movement belonging to the left / liberals. This is an opposition against fascism. By definition it must be big tent. Failure to grasp this: see divided oppositions in Eastern Europe as your failed examples.
October 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Local hog eats shit
MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
October 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If this particular political moment ends up known as the Plague of Frogs that's going to make it sound so much cuter in retrospect
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Gen X-ers are the softest fascists of all time. Theyve been in power for like 8 months and their only serious pushback is people yelling at them on Twitter. Just chase these nervous nellies around with a butterfly net
They said Hegseth is becoming increasingly “obsessed” with his own security and exhibits frenzied behavior, such as fidgeting and pacing during meetings.

“Dude is crawling out of his skin,” another source said.
Pentagon Pete's 'Manic' Meltdowns Exposed by Aides
The former Fox News host is reportedly spiraling out of control.
www.thedailybeast.com
September 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I just saw a Progressive Insurance ad that was just two people wistfully talking about how they cant afford to take a vacation but sometimes you get to sit down or hear a song you like. This economy is fucking grim.
September 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The only genuinely held belief of the American Fascist is that it should be illegal to dislike them. The party of Small Government needs the full force of the military to force a disgusted public to befriend and date them.
September 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It's so fucking funny to get high-roaded by GWAR
September 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Gonna start holding up this picture every time someone says something that forces me to tell them more things i know about Animorphs
September 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Superman killed Zod, a respected General, just for expressing a different opinion.
September 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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nobody has seen the president in three days

[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
August 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Mark Cuban finds it impossible to have an intelligent conversation with anyone on the app where everyone points out when he's wrong
Im no Business Genius, but if I talked to people all day and couldn't find a single intelligent discussion, it might occur to me that there's a common denominator
Just to show people what this site is becoming. It used to be, by far, the best site to have an intelligent discussion.

Now it’s pretty much impossible.
@mcuban.bsky.social I like you a lot and find your posts and thoughts insightful. This behavior of re-posting brain dead crap, on the other hand, is just clogging my feed with garbage. Please stop. Nobody wants to see that, including you, so why are you dumping it in the face of others?
August 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Surely if I grovel before the mad king, he will allow me to depose him! Only a fool would spurn this golden opportunity.
Hypothetically. If complimenting trump meant that there would definitely be 2026 elections and the Dems would sweep Congress in a landslide , would you compliment Trump ?

Or, Is is that thought so abhorrent, you couldn’t bring yourself to do it. Even at the expense of staying the minority?
August 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Now nobody can complain if I become president and put up a bunch of Godzilla posters
He’s destroying the country and the white house
August 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM