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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 14h

They said it was just a retreat.
Then came the flights.
Then the missing names.
Then the Sith Files.
It’s time. RELEASE THEM! 🚨
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Ils disaient que c’était juste une retraite.
Puis sont venus les vols.
Puis les noms disparus.
Puis les Fichiers Sith.
Il est temps. DÉVOILEZ-LES! 🚨

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 2d

Polars will fight for Canadians every step of the way! 🇨🇦
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Les Polars se battront pour les Canadiens à chaque étape du chemin! 🇨🇦

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 4d

Even though the speeder seems nice, my colleagues and I are proud to chose Canadian-built snowmobiles. We value small businesses, not mega-corporations from a galaxy far, far away.

Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 5d

Clearly the PPC doesn’t know about the far superior and versatile speeder. With the speeder we can traverse more than just snow and ice.
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Clairement le PPC ne sais rien sur le meilleur speeder. Avec le speeder nous pouvons traverser plus que seulement la glace et la neige.

Animated Obi-wan Kenobi in full snow gear on a speeder on a snow and ice planet.

Obi-wan Kenobi habillé pour l’hiver sur un speeder sur une planète glacé.

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 5d

Polars will take foreign-made cars off our roads and require Canadians to get around on made-in-Canada Ski-Doos 🇨🇦.
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Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 6d

We’re investing in our Police Force.

From now on, all Police arrests will not be legally binding without yelling “FREEZE!” to the perpetrator.

The PPC is making Canada safer and cooler. 🧊🧊🧊

Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.

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Hon. Lilyanna Wagstaff, MP. @lilywagstaff.bsky.social · 6d

We said “ FREEZE movement,” not “free movement” 🧊😉

Protecting our boarders one ice wall at a time, because Canada deserves security you can feel— LITERALLY 🏰❄️🇨🇦

Vote POLAR PARTY for policies as secure as our snow banks 🐻‍❄️☃️🗳️

Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 11d

Only a POLAR GOVERNMENT will protect our borders. 🇨🇦
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Seulement un GOUVERNEMENT POLAIRE protègera nos frontières. 🇨🇦

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Hon. Vishna Marion, MP. @vishnamarion.bsky.social · 7d

Couldn’t have said it better myself!

The forecast? A 100% chance of POLAR 🇨🇦!!

LET IT SNOW! ❄️☃️

Eric PPC @ericmpsp.bsky.social · 7d

While the Jedi Party dreams of building spaceships, the Polar Party is focused on building a strong Canadian economy ❄️💪

No sci-fi fantasies—just real policies to keep Canada cool, calm, and frosty while creating jobs and stability.

#PolarParty

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Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 7d

🐻‍❄️❄️ While the Jedi Party is busy chasing stars, the Polar Party is keeping our feet firmly on the ice.

We don’t need lightsabers — we’ve got icicles. We don’t need “the Force” — we’ve got the North. 🇨🇦

Stay cool, Canada. Vote Polar. 🧊🍁
#votepolar #truenorth

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Hon. Vishna Marion, MP. @vishnamarion.bsky.social · 7d

Le Parti Polaire du Canada est le seul parti qui met les Canadiens et Canadiennes EN PREMIER!

Les Scandalanaviens n’ont rien à faire ici, et les Jedi étrangers non plus!

Un vote pour le Parti Polaire, c’est un vote pour le CANADA!
L’HIVER ARRIVE!

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Hon. Vishna Marion, MP. @vishnamarion.bsky.social · 7d

The Polar Party of Canada is the only party that is putting Canadians FIRST!

The Scandalnavians have no business here and neither do the foreign Jedi!

A vote for Polar is a vote for CANADA! WINTER IS COMING!

Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 7d

The choice is clear.
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Le choix est clair.

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Hon. Aurélie des Ligneris P.C. M.P. @aureliempsp.bsky.social · 8d

📢 My constituent, Manny, had a lot to say this morning:

"See this ground? It’s covered in ice! A thousand years ago it was covered in ice, and a thousand years from now, it will still be ice!”

We call that generational consistency. Climate change? Never heard of her. 🧊 #FrozenPolicy #IceAgeWisdom

a group of stuffed animals standing next to a mammoth in the snow

Alt: a mammoth and a sloth are dancing in the snow

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Imène Berkati, PPC @imene-mpsp.bsky.social · 8d

Affordable igloos, a white Christmas and no mosquitoes ? The perfect setting for every Canadians ☃️!
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Igloo abordable, un Noël blanc et pas de moustiques ? La scène parfaite pour tous les Canadiens et Canadiennes ☃️!

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 8d

Winter is coming!
Why don’t we skip the trailer that we call Autumn and go directly to the good part?
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L’hiver s’approche!
Este-ce que ont peut skipper le traileur qu’ont appelle l’automne, et vas directement à la parte bonne?

Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.

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Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 25d

We’re gonna Make Christmas White Again. @polarmpsp.bsky.social
🎄🎄🎄
Nous allons Rendre Noël Blanc Encore. @polarmpsp.bsky.social

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