vortmax
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he/him
Neurodivergent disaster
Pusher or Shover Robot? I am protected.
I ain't the "tolerant left" you're looking for
America delenda est
Neurodivergent disaster
Pusher or Shover Robot? I am protected.
I ain't the "tolerant left" you're looking for
America delenda est
This is really great background music for this time of year
8 hours of vintage department store Christmas music - Customusic tapes
YouTube video by Jonny Gators
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
This is really great background music for this time of year
Look I know I said I built my death ray for purely peaceful purposes, but *what if* I sold it to the highest bidder and became the richest person in the solar system?
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Look I know I said I built my death ray for purely peaceful purposes, but *what if* I sold it to the highest bidder and became the richest person in the solar system?
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Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
November 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
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Santa is canonically Black. Sorry haters, he’s Black. It’s history. Yakub created a white devil Claus to conquer him but the real Santa (Black) defeated him and that’s part of the Christmas miracle. Eat shit Megyn Kelly.
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Santa is canonically Black. Sorry haters, he’s Black. It’s history. Yakub created a white devil Claus to conquer him but the real Santa (Black) defeated him and that’s part of the Christmas miracle. Eat shit Megyn Kelly.
Hello would you like some fresh hot fahrvergnügen?
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Hello would you like some fresh hot fahrvergnügen?
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trapped souls of the dead lusting for vengeance-ass trophy
never seen a more clearly cursed object
never seen a more clearly cursed object
December 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors
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Someones gotta do something about Sam Altman
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Someones gotta do something about Sam Altman
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The best opening to a Bond film never made
Scissor Sisters - Land Of A Thousand Words
YouTube video by ScissorSistersVEVO
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The best opening to a Bond film never made
Broth is just meat tea
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Broth is just meat tea
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Well done! A Massachusetts church displayed an “ICE was here” sign in its Nativity scene.
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Well done! A Massachusetts church displayed an “ICE was here” sign in its Nativity scene.
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A """funny""" thing I've noticed is that if you see a buckwild and totally made up claim on Reddit and then search that claim on Google, trying to source it, the Gemini AI summary will be like "oh, yeah, that totally happened, and my source is that three hour old Reddit thread you were just reading"
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
A """funny""" thing I've noticed is that if you see a buckwild and totally made up claim on Reddit and then search that claim on Google, trying to source it, the Gemini AI summary will be like "oh, yeah, that totally happened, and my source is that three hour old Reddit thread you were just reading"
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idea: before anyone can censor a video game for containing dark topics, they have to watch a video of two average children playing with barbie dolls for an hour.
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
idea: before anyone can censor a video game for containing dark topics, they have to watch a video of two average children playing with barbie dolls for an hour.
But eggs were expensive!
December 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
But eggs were expensive!
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
That's called a fetish.
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
That's called a fetish.
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lol someone on Reddit posted this drawing and it’s shockingly accurate
December 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
lol someone on Reddit posted this drawing and it’s shockingly accurate
The cruelty is the point
This administration is filled with the absolute dumbest, meanest, cruelest pieces of shit.
And they're so *proud* to be dumb, mean, cruel pieces of shit too. They delight in it. They brag about it.
It's vice signaling as a way of life.
And they're so *proud* to be dumb, mean, cruel pieces of shit too. They delight in it. They brag about it.
It's vice signaling as a way of life.
I assume she means everyone who isn’t white.
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The cruelty is the point
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All 50,000 panels of the National AIDS Memorial Quilt has been fully digitized.
You can search Duane's name and see the panel he made. And someone else made a panel for him, too.
www.aidsmemorial.org/interactive-...
You can search Duane's name and see the panel he made. And someone else made a panel for him, too.
www.aidsmemorial.org/interactive-...
December 21, 2023 at 3:46 PM
All 50,000 panels of the National AIDS Memorial Quilt has been fully digitized.
You can search Duane's name and see the panel he made. And someone else made a panel for him, too.
www.aidsmemorial.org/interactive-...
You can search Duane's name and see the panel he made. And someone else made a panel for him, too.
www.aidsmemorial.org/interactive-...
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
More proof that it's time for @newyorker.com to shut down
December 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
More proof that it's time for @newyorker.com to shut down