Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth (DFL-MN)
@votemacbeth.org
33M. Sapio/Pan. Height: metric. IQ: irrelevant.
A furry!
State Senate candidate for Minnesota, District 37 (Maple Grove and Surrounding Rural Shit).
A furry!
State Senate candidate for Minnesota, District 37 (Maple Grove and Surrounding Rural Shit).
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deafalogue n.
1 : an instance of speech intended solely to broadcast an opinion without regard for response or comprehension.
2 : a person or entity that engages in performative debate without intent to listen.
See also: Steven Crowder, Charlie Kirk
1 : an instance of speech intended solely to broadcast an opinion without regard for response or comprehension.
2 : a person or entity that engages in performative debate without intent to listen.
See also: Steven Crowder, Charlie Kirk
States that forfeit new housing development forfeit their future!
December 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
States that forfeit new housing development forfeit their future!
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profoundly damning of american discourse that these epstein photos are causing people to say “omg he had sex toys and shibari equipment ew” and not “the systemic abuse of women and girls is a banal fact of elite american life”
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
profoundly damning of american discourse that these epstein photos are causing people to say “omg he had sex toys and shibari equipment ew” and not “the systemic abuse of women and girls is a banal fact of elite american life”
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the next president needs to feed ICE into the woodchipper
WOW. @haleaziz.bsky.social with a new scoop: ICE now gets a running list of every person who is going to be taking a domestic flight inside the United States from the TSA and runs it through their database looking for targets. This explains the Babson College student's arrest.
Immigration Agents Are Using Air Passenger Data for Deportation Effort
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
the next president needs to feed ICE into the woodchipper
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December 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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so, this right here? this is one of the absolutely most lawless, brazenly unconstitutional impeachable offenses ever committed by any president other than trump in the history of our country.
like, this is an open and shut case. and it's a case which targeted *republicans.*
like, this is an open and shut case. and it's a case which targeted *republicans.*
This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
so, this right here? this is one of the absolutely most lawless, brazenly unconstitutional impeachable offenses ever committed by any president other than trump in the history of our country.
like, this is an open and shut case. and it's a case which targeted *republicans.*
like, this is an open and shut case. and it's a case which targeted *republicans.*
An immigrant shat my pants.
December 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
An immigrant shat my pants.
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losing half your support on one of your strongest issues after 11 months of doing everything exactly the way you want to do it would give most politicians something to think about, but miller's calling these shots and he's not a politician
New AP poll has Trump's approval on immigration down to an abysmal 38% as he rants psychotically about "shithole countries," smears Somalis, threatens large-scale denaturalization and remigration, and openly pines for more white immigrants and fewer nonwhite ones
December 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
losing half your support on one of your strongest issues after 11 months of doing everything exactly the way you want to do it would give most politicians something to think about, but miller's calling these shots and he's not a politician
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he's weak and he's flailing and he's never had less juice in his political life
know that, even as he does untold damage on the way down, we are going to win
know that, even as he does untold damage on the way down, we are going to win
Indiana’s Senate has voted AGAINST the GOP gerrymander that’d have locked in a 9-0 map.
This keeps the 7-2 map in place, saving two Democratic seats heading into 2026.
The vote failed big, 19/31.
The MAJORITY of the GOP senators opposed it!
This keeps the 7-2 map in place, saving two Democratic seats heading into 2026.
The vote failed big, 19/31.
The MAJORITY of the GOP senators opposed it!
December 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
he's weak and he's flailing and he's never had less juice in his political life
know that, even as he does untold damage on the way down, we are going to win
know that, even as he does untold damage on the way down, we are going to win
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We really need to double down on outwardly stating our work does not contain AI.
We're seeing it in movie credits and books, we have to start putting it on things we make and pressuring others to label their work as human made, and normalize that as much as we can, I think.
stuff like this maybe
We're seeing it in movie credits and books, we have to start putting it on things we make and pressuring others to label their work as human made, and normalize that as much as we can, I think.
stuff like this maybe
Anti-A.I. stamps!
For illustrations, comics, photos and all your creative works, printed and digital!
You can download the transparent file for free here: ko-fi.com/i/IT6T718NAKF (but consider donating please 😘)
For illustrations, comics, photos and all your creative works, printed and digital!
You can download the transparent file for free here: ko-fi.com/i/IT6T718NAKF (but consider donating please 😘)
December 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
We really need to double down on outwardly stating our work does not contain AI.
We're seeing it in movie credits and books, we have to start putting it on things we make and pressuring others to label their work as human made, and normalize that as much as we can, I think.
stuff like this maybe
We're seeing it in movie credits and books, we have to start putting it on things we make and pressuring others to label their work as human made, and normalize that as much as we can, I think.
stuff like this maybe
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i've generated 30,000,000 clips of mickey mouse shooting donald duck in the head on the steps of great moments with mr. lincoln. the uncanny voice of goofy says "this really happened! it's canon! a-hyuck!" plays on loop over it. i will now e-mail one clip to every child in america
NEW - Disney and OpenAI have struck a new three-year deal letting Sora generate short, fan-prompted social videos featuring 200+ characters from Disney, Marvel, Pixar, and Star Wars.
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i've generated 30,000,000 clips of mickey mouse shooting donald duck in the head on the steps of great moments with mr. lincoln. the uncanny voice of goofy says "this really happened! it's canon! a-hyuck!" plays on loop over it. i will now e-mail one clip to every child in america
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we know about him buying the gay rats image, but does he have more furry & animal art on his walls? Do people message him with otter pics, saying "it you"?
December 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
we know about him buying the gay rats image, but does he have more furry & animal art on his walls? Do people message him with otter pics, saying "it you"?
I wonder what John Oliver does in his free time. Is his home just as messy as any other furry? Does he have a home service custodian who hates him?
I know the phrase "never meet your heroes," John, but how can a celebrity like you possibly be a disappointment to your biggest fans?
I know the phrase "never meet your heroes," John, but how can a celebrity like you possibly be a disappointment to your biggest fans?
December 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I wonder what John Oliver does in his free time. Is his home just as messy as any other furry? Does he have a home service custodian who hates him?
I know the phrase "never meet your heroes," John, but how can a celebrity like you possibly be a disappointment to your biggest fans?
I know the phrase "never meet your heroes," John, but how can a celebrity like you possibly be a disappointment to your biggest fans?
KMSP-TV (FOX, 9.1) may be owned by the Murdoch family, but they sure as fuck don't operate it anymore.
December 11, 2025 at 10:33 AM
KMSP-TV (FOX, 9.1) may be owned by the Murdoch family, but they sure as fuck don't operate it anymore.
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Anyone can dress up in uniforms and masks and snatch up anyone for trafficking or organ harvesting, or whatever. There is no one stopping this from happening all over the country. 🤬
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Anyone can dress up in uniforms and masks and snatch up anyone for trafficking or organ harvesting, or whatever. There is no one stopping this from happening all over the country. 🤬
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📈 we want to make sure we can reach as many cool animal people as possible
👕 you want cool FD merch and privileges
♻️ if we hit 1500 followers within one week of furrydelphia (by August 14th) i will give a free ultrasponsor membership to the con to one random person who reposted this message.
👕 you want cool FD merch and privileges
♻️ if we hit 1500 followers within one week of furrydelphia (by August 14th) i will give a free ultrasponsor membership to the con to one random person who reposted this message.
July 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
📈 we want to make sure we can reach as many cool animal people as possible
👕 you want cool FD merch and privileges
♻️ if we hit 1500 followers within one week of furrydelphia (by August 14th) i will give a free ultrasponsor membership to the con to one random person who reposted this message.
👕 you want cool FD merch and privileges
♻️ if we hit 1500 followers within one week of furrydelphia (by August 14th) i will give a free ultrasponsor membership to the con to one random person who reposted this message.
A vote for METRO is a vote for METRO!
December 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
A vote for METRO is a vote for METRO!
*Doesn't think of the children*
December 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
*Doesn't think of the children*
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this is the guy who wants an AI Dead Nan
December 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
this is the guy who wants an AI Dead Nan
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I would like the phrase and concept of "common decency" to make a comeback
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I would like the phrase and concept of "common decency" to make a comeback
I play with LEGO® like an adult.
December 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I play with LEGO® like an adult.
Kids deserve funny numbers, too. www.ign.com/articles/in-...
In-N-Out Removes Order 67 After Viral Meme Takes West Coast Burger Chain by Storm - IGN
West Coast fast-food chain In-N-Out will no longer call for order “67” after the nearly inescapable viral 6-7 trend became overwhelmingly popular in its stores.
www.ign.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Kids deserve funny numbers, too. www.ign.com/articles/in-...
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the only thing that makes watching a clip of Steven Crowder bearable is how he’s obviously the most miserable man currently living
it couldn’t be more clear that he absolutely hates everything about his life and that does bring me comfort
it couldn’t be more clear that he absolutely hates everything about his life and that does bring me comfort
April 15, 2024 at 9:17 PM
the only thing that makes watching a clip of Steven Crowder bearable is how he’s obviously the most miserable man currently living
it couldn’t be more clear that he absolutely hates everything about his life and that does bring me comfort
it couldn’t be more clear that he absolutely hates everything about his life and that does bring me comfort