You're lucky she didn't upcast it, heathen!

Eric Swalwell looks like if Reacher had a boring older brother

Luis is an aasimar, I'm calling it.
#CriticalRoleSpoilers

Babe you have a typo. You mean TYRANNY. please check your skeet

While Teor and Wicander were talking, did I just see Brennan light up with what I can only call Malicious Glee?
#CriticalRoleSpoilers

He truly is the most confidently wrong loser in the world :')

Hey guys! Should I be at all nervous about an account named "AI" that liked my skeets from two years ago?

A D&D OPINION I MAY DELETE:

The reason I prefer Brennan Lee Mulligan to Matt Mercer is because Brennan is a Cat Dad and Matt is a Doggy Daddy.

Debate Club Awkward.

Schweppes Raspberry Ginger Ale.

Ms Bonita
#blackbooksky

Happy birthday?

Anna Kendrick and Anne Hathaway should do a white girl musical together. I think I'd like that.

White people soul food

Both savage and accurate

I can't even read the word "yawn" without yawning.

For everyone else like me, I apologize for this skeet.

Me, reading this skeet:

Ma'am?? 👀
Is it like SOAPDISH? Delicious, until it shits the bed in the final ten minutes?

My mum and her sisters often wore matching outfits - made by my nan - when they were children. This implanted some magic sartorial connection between them which means that now they will often discover that, entirely without planning, they have all independently purchased the same item of clothing.

Lizzie Broadway can ACT

I once had a dream that I went back to school and got a second bachelor's degree and I woke up feeling more accomplished for literally no good reason and you have FOUR DEGREES?

TIL all the sweaters Mister Rogers wore on his show were knitted for him by his mother.