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lyratalise.bsky.social
#WIPWednesday for Ch 3 of Ligs4Ligs, in which Stede makes a confession to Ed.

For anyone that read Ch 2, yes, this *is* from the second half of the chapter. #OFMDfanfic

archiveofourown.org/works/75248411
White text on black background: “I have to confess that not only am I not a superfan of your former show, I only made it part way through the second season, and I don’t think you were taking any other roles?” “Nah, there’s no time for it with our shooting schedule. Basically there’s barely enough time between seasons to get your head on straight again, and then you’ve got to start all over. It was exhausting.” Ed then thought about what Stede said. “Was it the violence?” he asked, figuring that was the main complaint, along with the gross physical effects. “Violence?” There was enough light in the room for Ed to make out the way Stede’s nose had scrunched up in disgust. “No. It was the interpersonal conflict! Do you know how many more survivors you’d have had if you just talked it through as a crew?” Ed giggled. “The fuck. Really?” “Yes, really! It was quite irritating. One would like to believe that in terrible circumstances everyone would band together for the greater good. Your show has a rather dark take on human nature.”
December 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
Just a nearly 18k PWP for your reading pleasure.
December 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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fullofhope137.bsky.social
[Podfic] Like A Lollipop Ch 5 by @chaoticreader.bsky.social and @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social Just over 30 min 🥰🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

The final chapter for Part 6 of the series Sugar, We're Going Down! #ofmd #ofmdpodfic ❤️❤️❤️

Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/654824...

Written: archiveofourown.org/works/603796...
December 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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chaoticreader.bsky.social
Final post from me and @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
A new full fic featuring brief Ed/Mary and Stede/Doug pairings
Death Of A Slut (Era) - (please note the CW warnings on chapters 2 & 3)
archiveofourown.org/works/757087...
#OFMD #OFMDFanFic
(post 4/4)
December 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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chaoticreader.bsky.social
Third up on the mass posting by me and
@whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
Archdevil Ed and stressed out Stede
Chapter 3 of The Devil In Me (please note the CW warning - as objectively funny as it is)
archiveofourown.org/works/729553...
#OFMD #OFMDFanFic
(post 3/4)
December 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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chaoticreader.bsky.social
Second up on the mass posting by me and @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
Kindergarten teacher Ed and Dad Stede!
Chapter 11 of For Your Love
archiveofourown.org/works/716978...
#OFMD #OFMDFanFic
(post 2/4)
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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chaoticreader.bsky.social
We're doing it again! Another mass posting by me and @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social First up: The follow up to Pick Your Poison - Addicted To You
archiveofourown.org/works/75704466
#OFMD #OFMDFanFic
(post 1/4)
December 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
If you’ve been telling yourself that something *not for you* or you’ve been curious and wanted to try something but you were scared…this is your sign to do it.

It’s silly but I was scared for years to cut all my hair off into a pixie but I did it today and it feels so good.
December 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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unresolvedsexul.bsky.social
If an (amazing) show canceled this long ago can come back, I will continue to hold out hope for Our Flag Means Death. #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd
vulture.com Vulture @vulture.com · 10d
Creator Bryan Fuller says he’s trying to pitch a season three revival of ‘Pushing Daisies’ and the cast wants to come back to the pie shop.
Pushing Daisies Pushes for a Season Three
Creator Bryan Fuller says he’s trying to pitch a season three revival of ‘Pushing Daisies’ and the cast wants to come back to the pie shop.
www.vulture.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
Guys get in on this lovely fic from @lyratalise.bsky.social. It’s got everything, romance, ligs, smut, ligs, fake dating, ligs, hidden relationship—you get it lololol
lyratalise.bsky.social LyraTalise @lyratalise.bsky.social · 10d
Actor Ed Teach has just met the love of his life in a glorious leggy accident. Bookseller Stede Bonnet thinks Ed may be the person he didn't even know he's been missing. There's only one problem... #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic

archiveofourown.org/works/75248411
[ID: Title card for Ligs4Ligs: The background of the card is a bright golden yellow divided into blocks with a white border. Left vertical block has feet-up teal legs with purple on the front of one bent leg. The opposite right vertical block has mirrored feet-up purple legs with teal on one bent leg. The center is divided into three blocks. The top has the title in purple with the 4 in teal. The middle bock has a purple background with white text saying Words by LyraTalise and Art by Sailor's Ruin. The names are in bold. The bottom block returns to the yellow background with purple text and says: Fake Dating, Hidden Relationship, Fluff, Rated E, 65K words, each on a separate line. End ID]
December 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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lyratalise.bsky.social
Actor Ed Teach has just met the love of his life in a glorious leggy accident. Bookseller Stede Bonnet thinks Ed may be the person he didn't even know he's been missing. There's only one problem... #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic

archiveofourown.org/works/75248411
[ID: Title card for Ligs4Ligs: The background of the card is a bright golden yellow divided into blocks with a white border. Left vertical block has feet-up teal legs with purple on the front of one bent leg. The opposite right vertical block has mirrored feet-up purple legs with teal on one bent leg. The center is divided into three blocks. The top has the title in purple with the 4 in teal. The middle bock has a purple background with white text saying Words by LyraTalise and Art by Sailor's Ruin. The names are in bold. The bottom block returns to the yellow background with purple text and says: Fake Dating, Hidden Relationship, Fluff, Rated E, 65K words, each on a separate line. End ID]
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
Because we're on a posting spree, a one shot for your viewing pleasure.

Stede has to fend for himself for dinner because his boyfriend is working late. Or is he? (AKA Break Up/Make Up gentlebeard)

archiveofourown.org/works/75414791
New Session | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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chaoticreader.bsky.social
Tonight @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social and I are going on a posting rampage. First up: Chapter 7 of Perfectly Imperfect!

archiveofourown.org/works/668110...
#OFMD #OFMDFanFic
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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chaoticreader.bsky.social
Post Two: Chapter 10 of For Your Love
@whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/716978...
#OFMD #OFMDFanFic
December 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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chaoticreader.bsky.social
Post three: A new work by us. @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
Centerfold - feature college student Stede and his professor Ed. This is an age difference/power imbalance fic so please read the tags.
archiveofourown.org/works/754095...
#OFMD #OFMDFanFic
December 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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ofmdcollabs.bsky.social
SEEKING A WRITER OR CO-WRITER 🖊️

Please contact Zeppelin29 on Discord below (or contact us here)
looking for a co-author; Blackbeard|Edward Teach/Stede Bonnett; It’s kind of the same jist as Princess and the Frog, but Stede has been turned into a spider and needs to get Ed to kiss him. I’ve already started writing a little bit and am happy to show you what I have so far!; No Archive Warnings Apply; Level of Collaboration Close collab: Contact Zeppelin29 on Discord
December 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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vornietom.bsky.social
I got offered a LOT of money to host an official HP podcast and turned it down immediately. I’m assuming since I am not a podcaster that they have an extremely long list of people who have also said no to this. Dunno what‘s going on with the actors but the comics are holding the line lol
mckelvie.bsky.social Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 16d
Once again thinking about every actor trying to justify taking the money for the new HP series.
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
I’m so excited for everyone to read this and giggle about these ridiculous boys.
lyratalise.bsky.social LyraTalise @lyratalise.bsky.social · 16d
#WIPWednesday for Ligs4Ligs, in which actor Ed and bookseller Stede do their best rom-com meet-cute. This one is fluff, smut, and zero angst. Coming Dec 9th. #OFMDfic
White text on black background: The morning sun pleasantly lit the square, light refracting off the water of the central fountain and dappling through the trees. Stede took in the space as he strode across it, noting that about the usual number of people were sitting on benches or strolling around with shopping bags. He saw Roach rounding the corner toward his bakery and waved a hand in his direction before he disappeared through the door. Stede cut across the space diagonally, wending past a woman and her dog, and skirted the fountain. He didn’t think he could imagine a more ordinary day, so entirely representative of any other day of life on the square. Then he saw him. White text on black background: The man was stretched out on the bench directly south of the fountain, basking in the sun. His long legs were gleaming in the sunshine, tawny and shining with a smoothness that spoke of recent waxing. They were practically glowing with an inner light and were so entirely shapely that Stede couldn’t look away. Glorious, beautiful, enchanting legs. He shinned himself directly on the raised planters they’d added last fall as an enhancement to the local beauty. He lost his footing and tipped right over the corner edge, landing on his back, winded, with his favorite iced coffee splattered all over his top.
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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ofmdao3.bsky.social
Medusa Ed Teach
Edusa if you're nasty
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
Everyone go listen to my friend @lyratalise.bsky.social talk about their writing and knitting!
neverleftpodcast.bsky.social Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 17d
Today I got to talk to @lyratalise.bsky.social about their awesome fics. Yes we did talk about Unraveled and Reclaimed for like 20 solid minutes, could have been longer if i hadn't edited it :)
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/0...
082 LyraTalise
Podcast Episode · Never Left: Our Flag Means Death · 12/02/2025 · 1h 6m
podcasts.apple.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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lyratalise.bsky.social
#TakeTwoTuesday for Unraveled and Reclaimed, which we talk about so much in the podcast! You can listen to the podfic @kninjaknitter.bsky.social or read it on AO3. #OFMDfic

soundcloud.com/user-3761719...

archiveofourown.org/works/66212809
December 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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chaoticreader.bsky.social
Here we go *again*! Introducing yet another work by ChaoticReader and @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
Pick Your Poison featuring College kids Ed and Stede.
archiveofourown.org/works/74972971

#OFMD #OFMDFanFic
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
The thing I really hate about my particular mix/brand of mental illnesses and disorders is that I’m so *thirsty*. Throat aching thirsty, I have a full glass of water sitting next to me that my husband brought me, and I can’t make myself drink it. It’s 12 inches to my right. Just drink it, Cate.
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 AM
whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
Recurring Accountants fic things: Stede’s post-divorce slut phase, random poetic lines, gb down bad immediately, banter, gratuitous smut, role swaps from canon, bitchy stede, Ed’s self discovery, and usually @chaoticreader.bsky.social
drcfxtina.bsky.social Dr Xtina - ✨ whim-proned era ✨ @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 21d
I don’t know, I’ve written a lot. Lots of meet cutes and fast burns I guess. Em dashes. Song lyric titles. Banger final lines (I hope). More lately big feelings about being middle aged.
unfunpleasures.bsky.social bryn @unfunpleasures.bsky.social · 22d
recurring bryn fic things: cigarettes, the central valley, the ‘70s, entirely too much research, long sentences with complicated punctuation, things you can taste/see/touch/smell/hear, probably a country song title
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
Feeling anxious—give me your recs for the fluffiest gentlebeard long fics (30k+)
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM