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vornietom.bsky.social
I got offered a LOT of money to host an official HP podcast and turned it down immediately. I’m assuming since I am not a podcaster that they have an extremely long list of people who have also said no to this. Dunno what‘s going on with the actors but the comics are holding the line lol
mckelvie.bsky.social Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 1d
Once again thinking about every actor trying to justify taking the money for the new HP series.
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
I’m so excited for everyone to read this and giggle about these ridiculous boys.
lyratalise.bsky.social LyraTalise @lyratalise.bsky.social · 1d
#WIPWednesday for Ligs4Ligs, in which actor Ed and bookseller Stede do their best rom-com meet-cute. This one is fluff, smut, and zero angst. Coming Dec 9th. #OFMDfic
White text on black background: The morning sun pleasantly lit the square, light refracting off the water of the central fountain and dappling through the trees. Stede took in the space as he strode across it, noting that about the usual number of people were sitting on benches or strolling around with shopping bags. He saw Roach rounding the corner toward his bakery and waved a hand in his direction before he disappeared through the door. Stede cut across the space diagonally, wending past a woman and her dog, and skirted the fountain. He didn’t think he could imagine a more ordinary day, so entirely representative of any other day of life on the square. Then he saw him. White text on black background: The man was stretched out on the bench directly south of the fountain, basking in the sun. His long legs were gleaming in the sunshine, tawny and shining with a smoothness that spoke of recent waxing. They were practically glowing with an inner light and were so entirely shapely that Stede couldn’t look away. Glorious, beautiful, enchanting legs. He shinned himself directly on the raised planters they’d added last fall as an enhancement to the local beauty. He lost his footing and tipped right over the corner edge, landing on his back, winded, with his favorite iced coffee splattered all over his top.
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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ofmdao3.bsky.social
Medusa Ed Teach
Edusa if you're nasty
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
Everyone go listen to my friend @lyratalise.bsky.social talk about their writing and knitting!
neverleftpodcast.bsky.social Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 2d
Today I got to talk to @lyratalise.bsky.social about their awesome fics. Yes we did talk about Unraveled and Reclaimed for like 20 solid minutes, could have been longer if i hadn't edited it :)
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Podcast Episode · Never Left: Our Flag Means Death · 12/02/2025 · 1h 6m
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December 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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lyratalise.bsky.social
#TakeTwoTuesday for Unraveled and Reclaimed, which we talk about so much in the podcast! You can listen to the podfic @kninjaknitter.bsky.social or read it on AO3. #OFMDfic

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December 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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chaoticreader.bsky.social
Here we go *again*! Introducing yet another work by ChaoticReader and @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
Pick Your Poison featuring College kids Ed and Stede.
archiveofourown.org/works/74972971

#OFMD #OFMDFanFic
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
The thing I really hate about my particular mix/brand of mental illnesses and disorders is that I’m so *thirsty*. Throat aching thirsty, I have a full glass of water sitting next to me that my husband brought me, and I can’t make myself drink it. It’s 12 inches to my right. Just drink it, Cate.
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 AM
whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
Recurring Accountants fic things: Stede’s post-divorce slut phase, random poetic lines, gb down bad immediately, banter, gratuitous smut, role swaps from canon, bitchy stede, Ed’s self discovery, and usually @chaoticreader.bsky.social
drcfxtina.bsky.social Dr Xtina - ✨ whim-proned era ✨ @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 6d
I don’t know, I’ve written a lot. Lots of meet cutes and fast burns I guess. Em dashes. Song lyric titles. Banger final lines (I hope). More lately big feelings about being middle aged.
unfunpleasures.bsky.social bryn @unfunpleasures.bsky.social · 6d
recurring bryn fic things: cigarettes, the central valley, the ‘70s, entirely too much research, long sentences with complicated punctuation, things you can taste/see/touch/smell/hear, probably a country song title
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
Feeling anxious—give me your recs for the fluffiest gentlebeard long fics (30k+)
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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chaoticreader.bsky.social
Chapter 6 of Perfectly Imperfect is now up!
@whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
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#OFMD #OFMDFanFic
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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lyratalise.bsky.social
Weekend Bump for Working with the Wrong Tags, which is now complete! You can find out what's happening in this lovely art @sailorsruin92.bsky.social. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic

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sailorsruin92.bsky.social sailor's ruin 🏴‍☠️ 🧜‍♀️ COMMS OPEN 🎨✨ @sailorsruin92.bsky.social · Oct 7
Chapter 6 of Working with the Wrong Tags by @lyratalise.bsky.social is up and it's full of ghost tours, fuckeries, wall kisses and, my fave, Jeffrey! Fettering! being an absolute menace 🔥

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #ourflagmeansdeath
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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singasongrightnow.bsky.social
‘Marry me’ is my rec for #ficrecfriday
Ridiculously perfect in-character Gentlebeard romp, gives you all the laughs and all the swoons. ♥️🩵💜
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
Awwww! Thank you @kninjaknitter.bsky.social for making this. I’m doing happy wiggles.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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lyratalise.bsky.social
Evening bump! This fic is now complete! Thank you to everyone who's read and commented. 💜
lyratalise.bsky.social LyraTalise @lyratalise.bsky.social · 16d
Now complete! Ch 12 of Working with the Wrong Tags, in which Mary goes on a ghost tour, and Ed has another birthday. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic

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Title card for Working with the Wrong Tags, designed by latinkraken. Image photoshopped to look like Facebook post for Our Flag Means Death characters Ed and Stede. Black and white image of hands nearly touching. Ed's hand has a spider and stars tattoos, and he is wearing a black watch. Stede is wearing a square turquoise ring. The image is "tagged" - "Ed Teach Straight" "Stede B. Engaged" and between their hands "Best Friends." At the bottom in blue text by LyraTalise 64K words|E Rated.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social
Jesus REICH Sam got cooked 😂
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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lyratalise.bsky.social
Ch 11 of Working with the Wrong Tags, in which Ed's birthday is interrupted by an unexpected guest. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic

archiveofourown.org/works/698687...
Title card for Working with the Wrong Tags, designed by latinkraken. Image photoshopped to look like Facebook post for Our Flag Means Death characters Ed and Stede. Black and white image of hands nearly touching. Ed's hand has a spider and stars tattoos, and he is wearing a black watch. Stede is wearing a square turquoise ring. The image is "tagged" - "Ed Teach Straight" "Stede B. Engaged" and between their hands "Best Friends." At the bottom in blue text by LyraTalise 64K words|E Rated.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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jeniye.bsky.social
Here it is folks! The final chapter of the coffee boys. It's hard to say goodbye, but it's time. As a special added treat this chapter has some absolutely gorgeous artwork by the insanely talented @citrussyndicate.bsky.social .
#OFMDfic #OFMDfluff #GentleBeard

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Title card for 'You Had Me At Coffee' by NifaFifa. Chapter 55: Life is Short, Stay Awake for It. Summary: The big day finally arrives! AO3 stats and tags for 'You Had Me At Coffee.'
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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latinkraken.bsky.social
My first gentlebeard video edit because I love these two so much, and I'm still obsessed with the fact that they found each other, against all odds 💜

Up in all my platforms!

#OFMD #OFMDedit
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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lyratalise.bsky.social
Evening bump for this one! Thank you to everyone who's already read or commented on it. 💜
lyratalise.bsky.social LyraTalise @lyratalise.bsky.social · Nov 4
Ch 10 of Working with the Wrong Tags, in which Stede celebrates his wedding night in a non-traditional manner, and Ed is great, actually. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic

archiveofourown.org/works/698687...
Title card for Working with the Wrong Tags, designed by latinkraken. Image photoshopped to look like Facebook post for Our Flag Means Death characters Ed and Stede. Black and white image of hands nearly touching. Ed's hand has a spider and stars tattoos, and he is wearing a black watch. Stede is wearing a square turquoise ring. The image is "tagged" - "Ed Teach Straight" "Stede B. Engaged" and between their hands "Best Friends." At the bottom in blue text by LyraTalise 64K words|E Rated.
November 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
Feel bad, probably going to write some angst later
November 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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chaoticreader.bsky.social
Morning bump for my newest unhinged fic (this is my 69th 😏 fic ... nice!)
chaoticreader.bsky.social chaoticreader.bsky.social @chaoticreader.bsky.social · Oct 31
IT HAS ARRIVED! Please enjoy my newest OFMD fic: Steady Hand
archiveofourown.org/works/73430076
#OFMD #OFMDFanFic
November 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
Did you know that today are Ed and Stede’s fuckiversary from my series with @chaoticreader.bsky.social Sugar We’re Going Down? Have fun as they go to a Halloween Masquerade. (Rated E)

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New Session | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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October 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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kalansphantomff.bsky.social
It's heeeeeere. 🪶🪶🪶 archiveofourown.org/works/732974...

(Now with a clickable link, whoops!)
October 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
whataccountantsdo.bsky.social
Y’all are not ready for this.
kalansphantomff.bsky.social KalansPhantom 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · Oct 28
🪶🪶🪶🪶 Maybe the first chapter tonight goes up? Think feathery thoughts.
October 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM