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"... and may every day be another wonderful secret." Donald Trump in Jeff Epstein's birthday book
ICE on ICE
January 10, 2026 at 12:24 AM
ICE on ICE
and no, it's not a giraffe vagina, it's an onion
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January 9, 2026 at 11:31 PM
and no, it's not a giraffe vagina, it's an onion
Trump is a terrorist
We've analysed this video of the shooting of Renee Nicole Good yesterday in Minneapolis frame-by-frame to highlight the positioning of the gun and phone in the ICE agent's hands.
Video: @minnesotareformer.com with annotations by Bellingcat
Video: @minnesotareformer.com with annotations by Bellingcat
January 9, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Trump is a terrorist
The sons and daughter of the greatest generation are solely responsible for all this bullshit
Well done
Well done
This bizarre and dangerous claim violates literally every section of our Constitution, which was built by geniuses explicitly to limit individual power.
Those entrusted with enforcing our Constitution have a duty to every Conservative and Liberal American. A duty to act. Now.
Those entrusted with enforcing our Constitution have a duty to every Conservative and Liberal American. A duty to act. Now.
January 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
The sons and daughter of the greatest generation are solely responsible for all this bullshit
Well done
Well done
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I invite all Americans to join Minnesota in a day of unity tomorrow.
January 9, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I invite all Americans to join Minnesota in a day of unity tomorrow.
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The EU is planning to investigate and prosecute Elon Musk over the firehose of pornography he has introduced to Twitter. Marco Rubio is defending the porn flood as "free American speech." www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Musk’s Grok AI Generated Thousands of Undressed Images Per Hour on X
Elon Musk’s X has become a top site for images of people that have been non-consensually undressed by AI, according to a third-party analysis, with thousands of instances each hour over a day earlier ...
www.bloomberg.com
January 8, 2026 at 10:08 PM
The EU is planning to investigate and prosecute Elon Musk over the firehose of pornography he has introduced to Twitter. Marco Rubio is defending the porn flood as "free American speech." www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Gotta hand it to the Financial Times for this headline and gallery treatment of the execs presiding over the ever worsening cesspool known as X www.ft.com/content/ad94...
January 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Gotta hand it to the Financial Times for this headline and gallery treatment of the execs presiding over the ever worsening cesspool known as X www.ft.com/content/ad94...
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US government killing Americans in broad daylight, kidnapping foreign leaders, threatening allied territories and dictating corporate capital returns.
But “invest in America.” 🤡
But “invest in America.” 🤡
January 7, 2026 at 11:51 PM
HUGE!
BREAKING: Oversight Committee Ranking Member Robert Garcia just secured subpoenas for Les Wexner, billionaire businessman and a long-time benefactor of Jeffrey Epstein, and Darren Indyke and Richard Kahn, the executors of the Epstein estate
January 7, 2026 at 11:51 PM
HUGE!
There we go. That there’s a headline.
Who’s who at X, the deepfake porn site formerly known as Twitter
A look inside Elon Musk’s big tent
www.ft.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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What do these companies have in common?
-Cigna
-Comcast
-General Mills
-Allstate
-Marriott
-Hilton
-Walmart
-Amazon
-Microsoft
-Meta
All promised after January 6, 2021 to stop funding lawmakers who tried to overturn the 2020 election.
And all have broken that promise.
-Cigna
-Comcast
-General Mills
-Allstate
-Marriott
-Hilton
-Walmart
-Amazon
-Microsoft
-Meta
All promised after January 6, 2021 to stop funding lawmakers who tried to overturn the 2020 election.
And all have broken that promise.
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
What do these companies have in common?
-Cigna
-Comcast
-General Mills
-Allstate
-Marriott
-Hilton
-Walmart
-Amazon
-Microsoft
-Meta
All promised after January 6, 2021 to stop funding lawmakers who tried to overturn the 2020 election.
And all have broken that promise.
-Cigna
-Comcast
-General Mills
-Allstate
-Marriott
-Hilton
-Walmart
-Amazon
-Microsoft
-Meta
All promised after January 6, 2021 to stop funding lawmakers who tried to overturn the 2020 election.
And all have broken that promise.
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Where can you find good journalism?
404 media @404media.co
The Intercept @theintercept.com
ProPublica @propublica.org
The Flytrap @theflytrapmedia.com
The Guardian @theguardian.com
404 media @404media.co
The Intercept @theintercept.com
ProPublica @propublica.org
The Flytrap @theflytrapmedia.com
The Guardian @theguardian.com
three bylines, six months late, almost zero new information we hadn't reported months ago. lowercased our name and mentioned deep in the story. no link to us. said they couldnt find the govt privacy document (we did). good job wall street journal
One of the WSJ's A1 stories today was reported *6 months ago* by @404media.co, a team of just four journalists.
January 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Where can you find good journalism?
404 media @404media.co
The Intercept @theintercept.com
ProPublica @propublica.org
The Flytrap @theflytrapmedia.com
The Guardian @theguardian.com
404 media @404media.co
The Intercept @theintercept.com
ProPublica @propublica.org
The Flytrap @theflytrapmedia.com
The Guardian @theguardian.com
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We are sure it’s just a coincidence, but today is the statuatory date for the DOJ to explain its redactions in the Epstein file productions.
We have not forgotten, and we won’t let up - regardless of the President’s new unconstitutional actions.
We have not forgotten, and we won’t let up - regardless of the President’s new unconstitutional actions.
January 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
We are sure it’s just a coincidence, but today is the statuatory date for the DOJ to explain its redactions in the Epstein file productions.
We have not forgotten, and we won’t let up - regardless of the President’s new unconstitutional actions.
We have not forgotten, and we won’t let up - regardless of the President’s new unconstitutional actions.
The president is a pedophile and sex trafficker
There’s a lot going on in the world that’s important. And that includes our work on the Epstein files.
We won’t forget, and we won’t be distracted.
We won’t forget, and we won’t be distracted.
January 5, 2026 at 6:42 PM
The president is a pedophile and sex trafficker
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There’s a lot going on in the world that’s important. And that includes our work on the Epstein files.
We won’t forget, and we won’t be distracted.
We won’t forget, and we won’t be distracted.
January 5, 2026 at 6:40 PM
There’s a lot going on in the world that’s important. And that includes our work on the Epstein files.
We won’t forget, and we won’t be distracted.
We won’t forget, and we won’t be distracted.
Take that stuffing!.
President Erdoğan: "Whoever targets our shared values, whoever seeks to weaken the bond between us, is not a friend of the Turkish nation but a sworn enemy."
January 5, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Take that stuffing!.
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Judd Legum on Trump-supporting billionaire Paul Singer, who recently got his hands on CITGO and stands to profit significantly from Trump’s Venezuela invasion, after donating to Trump’s campaign. Because of course.
Venezuela raid enriches MAGA billionaire
The ouster of Maduro is a financial windfall for a prominent Trump-supporting billionaire, investor Paul Singer.
popular.info
January 5, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Judd Legum on Trump-supporting billionaire Paul Singer, who recently got his hands on CITGO and stands to profit significantly from Trump’s Venezuela invasion, after donating to Trump’s campaign. Because of course.
Fine, here's Tom Brady using the phrase "piss missile" again
January 5, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Rigsfællesskabet!
Notable to me that fed-up leaders of Greenland and Denmark are not only telling Trump to stop his threats, but also suggesting that their NATO/EU compadres should speak up against the bluster as well. I’ve seen messages of support from Finland, Norway & Sweden today.
January 4, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Rigsfællesskabet!
Yet Elon continues to be the biggest cunt on Earth
January 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Yet Elon continues to be the biggest cunt on Earth
The real world guy is going to shredded this
Astronomers just measured the mass of a free-floating planet without a star for the first time
Scientists Just Clocked a ‘Rogue’ Planet the Size of Saturn
Astronomers just measured the mass of a free-floating planet without a star for the first time
www.scientificamerican.com
January 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
The real world guy is going to shredded this
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President Trump is taking 325 mg of aspirin a day to prevent heart disease. His doctors advise him to take 81 mg. Both are wrong. Here’s why.
New edition of Ground Truths, open-access
erictopol.substack.com/p/the-lowdow...
New edition of Ground Truths, open-access
erictopol.substack.com/p/the-lowdow...
The Lowdown on Low-Dose Aspirin for Primary Prevention
Pivotal Randomized Trials and Guidelines
erictopol.substack.com
January 2, 2026 at 9:42 PM
President Trump is taking 325 mg of aspirin a day to prevent heart disease. His doctors advise him to take 81 mg. Both are wrong. Here’s why.
New edition of Ground Truths, open-access
erictopol.substack.com/p/the-lowdow...
New edition of Ground Truths, open-access
erictopol.substack.com/p/the-lowdow...