Will Hayward
@willhayward91.bsky.social
The oldest youth in the world. A Paragon of Maturation. Obligatory RT Endorsement boilerplate He/Him Profile pic by @nickeldoodle.bsky.social
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"Congratulations to President Kennedy" is an all-timer, to be fair.
December 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
"Congratulations to President Kennedy" is an all-timer, to be fair.
I just hope the boys learn to be a little more discerning about who they trust, whether it be ex jacuzzi owners or members of their COD clan.
he did a heckuva job raising these boys
December 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I just hope the boys learn to be a little more discerning about who they trust, whether it be ex jacuzzi owners or members of their COD clan.
Wake Up Dead Man is a great movie but it was made by people who once had Catholicism described to them and they just went off that.
December 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Wake Up Dead Man is a great movie but it was made by people who once had Catholicism described to them and they just went off that.
It really is at the beginning of every month, huh
Trump's mangled right hand was extremely spackled tonight at the White House congressional ball (Alex Wong/Getty)
December 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It really is at the beginning of every month, huh
Once you think Trump represents to true American Id, then no one can ever truly disapprove of him, and you convince yourself that a 6 point drop means nothing, actually.
lol wut. dropping from 42 percent approval to 36 percent approval seems pretty significant. apnews.com/article/trum...
December 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Once you think Trump represents to true American Id, then no one can ever truly disapprove of him, and you convince yourself that a 6 point drop means nothing, actually.
A lot of things suck about tiktok but making everyone who can rub 1,000 followers together into the worst QVC you've ever seen is one of them
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
A lot of things suck about tiktok but making everyone who can rub 1,000 followers together into the worst QVC you've ever seen is one of them
I'm officially an EV owner now. Some strangers in a parking lot tried to harass me while I was charging my car at a rest stop.
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I'm officially an EV owner now. Some strangers in a parking lot tried to harass me while I was charging my car at a rest stop.
Coachella sucks this year. (It's almost impossible to get seats in the free play area at PAX Unplugged)
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Coachella sucks this year. (It's almost impossible to get seats in the free play area at PAX Unplugged)
Local man with a wedding to go in a few hours declares the humble Tide Pen as "the greatest invention of all time." When pressed for comment he added "I don't know, it was clean when I hung it up. Straight out of the laundry.", he added.
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Local man with a wedding to go in a few hours declares the humble Tide Pen as "the greatest invention of all time." When pressed for comment he added "I don't know, it was clean when I hung it up. Straight out of the laundry.", he added.
As you can see from this chart of a number that means very little on its own vs. one I made up, you can see my personal politics are the only way to save the democratic party
Jake, what is happening on twitter dot com??
I could have sworn the #numbers guys used to have a little more heft…
I could have sworn the #numbers guys used to have a little more heft…
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
As you can see from this chart of a number that means very little on its own vs. one I made up, you can see my personal politics are the only way to save the democratic party
It's chuds who scream about the death of masculinity who turn out to have none of the skills we're supposed to have, but all of the ego.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It's chuds who scream about the death of masculinity who turn out to have none of the skills we're supposed to have, but all of the ego.
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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After more than 3 YEARS on strike facing relentless union busting, @pghguild.com members at the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette have won!
This is a testament to the power that working people have when we stand in solidarity with each other.
aflcio.org/press/releas...
This is a testament to the power that working people have when we stand in solidarity with each other.
aflcio.org/press/releas...
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
After more than 3 YEARS on strike facing relentless union busting, @pghguild.com members at the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette have won!
This is a testament to the power that working people have when we stand in solidarity with each other.
aflcio.org/press/releas...
This is a testament to the power that working people have when we stand in solidarity with each other.
aflcio.org/press/releas...
Dick Cheney taught a generation it's ok to be weird. And off-putting. And a ghoul obsessed with money and power.
November 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Dick Cheney taught a generation it's ok to be weird. And off-putting. And a ghoul obsessed with money and power.
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Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
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baseball will be central to reestablishing liberal democracy
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
baseball will be central to reestablishing liberal democracy
That home run was the last thing the Blue Jays wanted to see
November 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
That home run was the last thing the Blue Jays wanted to see
Good news: I finally found where I had heard a riff in a different song from.
Bad news: It was from Blue Monday? How did I forget a major part of Blue Monday??
Bad news: It was from Blue Monday? How did I forget a major part of Blue Monday??
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Good news: I finally found where I had heard a riff in a different song from.
Bad news: It was from Blue Monday? How did I forget a major part of Blue Monday??
Bad news: It was from Blue Monday? How did I forget a major part of Blue Monday??
Gonna need more NJ politics/ data nerds to get on here so I can get the good Early Vote/ VBM breakdowns without going on twitter.
October 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Gonna need more NJ politics/ data nerds to get on here so I can get the good Early Vote/ VBM breakdowns without going on twitter.
Never forget David Brooks spending $78 on a meal at an airport.
October 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Never forget David Brooks spending $78 on a meal at an airport.
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CHOTINER: So this movie, you already had it on bluray?
ME: That's correct.
CHOTINER: And you've bought it again.
ME: Not exactly. I bought a 4K bluray of it.
CHOTINER: Superior?
ME: Yes.
CHOTINER: Perceptibly superior?
ME: The resolution is...look, on an OLED-
CHOTINER: Do you have an OLED?
ME: That's correct.
CHOTINER: And you've bought it again.
ME: Not exactly. I bought a 4K bluray of it.
CHOTINER: Superior?
ME: Yes.
CHOTINER: Perceptibly superior?
ME: The resolution is...look, on an OLED-
CHOTINER: Do you have an OLED?
October 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
CHOTINER: So this movie, you already had it on bluray?
ME: That's correct.
CHOTINER: And you've bought it again.
ME: Not exactly. I bought a 4K bluray of it.
CHOTINER: Superior?
ME: Yes.
CHOTINER: Perceptibly superior?
ME: The resolution is...look, on an OLED-
CHOTINER: Do you have an OLED?
ME: That's correct.
CHOTINER: And you've bought it again.
ME: Not exactly. I bought a 4K bluray of it.
CHOTINER: Superior?
ME: Yes.
CHOTINER: Perceptibly superior?
ME: The resolution is...look, on an OLED-
CHOTINER: Do you have an OLED?
Unintentionally ended up at a bar trivia night for Lockheed Martin employees and the questions were like "Who was Alexander the Great" and "What is the first episode of a TV show called?" A whole section was about songs from Disney movies.
October 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Unintentionally ended up at a bar trivia night for Lockheed Martin employees and the questions were like "Who was Alexander the Great" and "What is the first episode of a TV show called?" A whole section was about songs from Disney movies.
Corinth, NY
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Corinth, NY