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WirelessWoooo @wirelessw.bsky.social · 51m

I'm not even religious but if anyone tries to declare war on Pope Leo I'll kick their ass

Even more neutral than Swiss Guard, I'll form the Atheist Regiment as long as I get a fancy enough uniform!

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WirelessWoooo @wirelessw.bsky.social · 55m

Wait is his mother dead, his dad is a ghost but has he ever mentioned her one way or another?

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WirelessWoooo @wirelessw.bsky.social · 3h

Remember: Don't bother arguing with anyone John Brown would have just shot

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WirelessWoooo @wirelessw.bsky.social · 4h

The Klingon honour code decrees trans warriors can be warriors, and their glories and victories shall echo on their house!

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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 22h

Peaky Blinders meme: No fighting with regime-run accounts. No fucking fighting with regime-run accounts!

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WirelessWoooo @wirelessw.bsky.social · 6h

James' "Whistle and I'll Come To You" is about a bedsheet ghost, I mean literally white sheet and waving arms, and it still had me thinking about it when I went to bed that night.

When he hit on a winner he really hit

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WirelessWoooo @wirelessw.bsky.social · 7h

Wasn't he in Red Dwarf once?

WirelessWoooo @wirelessw.bsky.social · 8h

In all future Sonic things, the relationship between Zavok and Zazz should be basically like Lord Humungus and Wez

WirelessWoooo @wirelessw.bsky.social · 8h

Lies, the Joker would NEVER tell Batman to put his dick away!

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WirelessWoooo @wirelessw.bsky.social · 9h

This little twerp

Kaworu Nagisa, from influential anime series Evangelion. He appears to be a pale schoolboy in a simple black and white uniform with prematurely grey hair.

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WirelessWoooo @wirelessw.bsky.social · 9h

Just use the "No Homers Club" loophole

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WirelessWoooo @wirelessw.bsky.social · 10h

Well you have here the man in his own words denouncing the use of accusations of anti-semitism to silence protesters. You have the answer! You have what you asked for!

"ooooh I'm not sure" about WHAT?

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WirelessWoooo @wirelessw.bsky.social · 10h

When's the last time you went a full day without thinking about a stranger's genitals?

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WirelessWoooo @wirelessw.bsky.social · 11h

Excuse me, I visited your store and one of the staff members only had two questionable tattoos that I could see. Will you please have a word with him, and ask him to get a big "88" or some runes on his neck?

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WirelessWoooo @wirelessw.bsky.social · 11h

Person A: You know, I think maybe disability benefits should be a little more generous.

Person B: Yes, that sounds reasonable.

"Centrist" pundits: ECHO CHAMBER!

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WirelessWoooo @wirelessw.bsky.social · 12h

No, and by the time we do Labour will dream of the days they were still polling even with the Greens

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WirelessWoooo @wirelessw.bsky.social · 13h

I like it when a queer relationship is presented in a healthy and reasonable light, and also I like it when it's the most regressive accidentally heteronormative thing you've ever seen in your life.

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WirelessWoooo @wirelessw.bsky.social · 14h

I think Christopher Marlowe said that once

WirelessWoooo @wirelessw.bsky.social · 16h

Thought that was Kaworu for a second

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WirelessWoooo @wirelessw.bsky.social · 1d

That's the subgenre of elevated horror called "damn you heard about this feminism thing?"

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WirelessWoooo @wirelessw.bsky.social · 1d

To play devil's advocate his dad named the cat, and when he inherited it he felt like it would be mean to make it learn a new name.

Which honestly just makes the whole thing funnier.

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WirelessWoooo @wirelessw.bsky.social · 1d

God I hope he thinks he has it sewn up

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WirelessWoooo @wirelessw.bsky.social · 1d

To say "I SAID GOOD DAY" you first have to say "good day, sir" and when's the last time you did that?

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WirelessWoooo @wirelessw.bsky.social · 2d

Genuinely believe the paperback novel is one of humanity's greatest inventions.

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WirelessWoooo @wirelessw.bsky.social · 2d

If she accidentally gets caught on CCTV she NEEDS to be the hottest girl in the police database.

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